Resource A comprehensive account of my masturbation style (how I cum fast, what materials I use to reach orgasm, penile sensitivity, etc)

[BeansOfRequirement]

Hello and welcome.

I can cum fast, in less than four minutes (based). I prepare ahead of time (smart). By not edging I reduce the amount of stress on my penis (well played). My penis is bent, maybe too much (dang). I can barely feel my penis (yikes). I get turned on by mental cues but not physical ones (okay, talk to 'em). My libido wants me to masturbate 1.5 times per day, but my dick is better off with 0.0 tpd or at most 0.5 tpd (I'm in a pickle, Rick). I can jerk off to drawn porn if it's of high quality and has a good story (only things I read nowadays). With video I prefer solo stuff with a lot of simulated conversation, involving role-playing (relatable, kinda nice). To boring stills I have to generate my own thoughts in order 2 cum fast (tmi alert? ).

Ejaculatory volume has increased with, and probably because of, supplement use (call sanitation, hehe). But penile sensitivity is so far unaffected (whoops ).

 

[NumbItAll]

thank you, printing this out and framing it on my wall so i can reference it when needed

 

[BeansOfRequirement]

thank you, printing this out and framing it on my wall so i can reference it when needed

This is just the beginning. Trying to simply put the first part out now, to give everyone a taste of what I still have to dispense/shoot out/flood the forum with. I'm hoping for the viewership's curiosity to drive this work forward.

 

[Celerity]

Is this the summary? I was expecting more deets down to the type of lotion/lube you use. Also, tissues, socks, neither, or something else?

I'm more disappointed than ever that @hotelsbeneaththeground is no longer active. He would have loved this shit.

 

[BeansOfRequirement]

Is this the summary? I was expecting more deets down to the type of lotion/lube you use. Also, tissues, socks, neither, or something else?

The plan was to respond to suggestions such as these, since I didn't have it in me to write a longer post yesterday (I was feeling empty/drained/depleted/spent/etc). But I knew that people wanted, and needed, this information.

So, I've never really used lube (but have used death grips a lot). Great combination for maximal damage to the penis . For protecting my immediate surroundings from the coom, I take my bed cover and place it over the chair and over my pants/underwear. Then, I take a piece of paper and place it between the estimated blast site and desk (guaranteeing a 90% absorption, with covers taking almost all of the remaining payload).

Please, people, don't hesitate to contribute to the discussion.

 

[GasMonkey]

based

 

[makethepainstop]

"If it feels good do it!" Sex is like food the selections and combinations are unlimited.

 

[BeansOfRequirement]

"If it feels good do it!" Sex is like food the selections and combinations are unlimited.

Delete this.

 

[makethepainstop]

Why this isnt to hurt anyone, the man is having fun. You know how little fun people who are suffering have.

 

[BeansOfRequirement]

Why this isnt to hurt anyone, the man is having fun. You know how little fun people who are suffering have.

You're right, sry.

 

[Celerity]

The plan was to respond to suggestions such as these, since I didn't have it in me to write a longer post yesterday (I was feeling empty/drained/depleted/spent/etc). But I knew that people wanted, and needed, this information.

So, I've never really used lube (but have used death grips a lot). Great combination for maximal damage to the penis . For protecting my immediate surroundings from the coom, I take my bed cover and place it over the chair and over my pants/underwear. Then, I take a piece of paper and place it between the estimated blast site and desk (guaranteeing a 90% absorption, with covers taking almost all of the remaining payload).

Please, people, don't hesitate to contribute to the discussion.

You must do an amazing amount of laundry.

 

[whatevs]

You must do an amazing amount of laundry.

I just jerk off in my shorts or pants. Gene and me are spiritual twins. One is fond of covers , the other uses a more efficient cum disposal technique. That's me. I'm more efficient. Better, you say? I didn't want to say it, but yes. Better.

To be honest, the only actually hygienic way to do this is to do it in the shower. But that's not comfy.

 

[BeansOfRequirement]

You must do an amazing amount of laundry.

The covers only take a very small amount of coom. The paper gets almost all of it.

Btw, if any beautiful and single ladies want to help me with the cleanup my PMs are open.

I just jerk off in my shorts or pants. Gene and me are spiritual twins. One is fond of covers , the other uses a more efficient cum disposal technique. That's me. I'm more efficient. Better, you say? I didn't want to say it, but yes. Better.

Bruh, this is too wild (even for me).

 

[whatevs]

Bruh, this is too wild (even for me).

I mean, I put them in the basket afterwards...

 

[[HNO]]

i want to be autoerotic asphyxiationmaxxed

 

[BeansOfRequirement]

I mean, I put them in the basket afterwards...

Basketmaxxed, nice.

 

[Install-Gentoo]

this is the weirdest and funniest thread I've seen so far. wtf

 

[noname223]

You regret a lot of past threads. Are you sure you will never regret this one? It is quite a personal one.

 

[BeansOfRequirement]

You regret a lot of past threads. Are you sure you will never regret this one? It is quite a personal one.

My cum-covered crystal ball says that I'll be fine.

 

[noname223]

My cum-covered crystal ball says that I'll be fine.

Okay then it is fine.

 

[Angst Filled Fuck Up]

 

[locked*n*loaded]

Hello and welcome.

I can cum fast, in less than four minutes (based). I prepare ahead of time (smart). By not edging I reduce the amount of stress on my penis (well played). My penis is bent, maybe too much (dang). I can barely feel my penis (yikes). I get turned on by mental cues but not physical ones (okay, talk to 'em). My libido wants me to masturbate 1.5 times per day, but my dick is better off with 0.0 tpd or at most 0.5 tpd (I'm in a pickle, Rick). I can jerk off to drawn porn if it's of high quality and has a good story (only things I read nowadays). With video I prefer solo stuff with a lot of simulated conversation, involving role-playing (relatable, kinda nice). To boring stills I have to generate my own thoughts in order 2 cum fast (tmi alert? ).

Ejaculatory volume has increased with, and probably because of, supplement use (call sanitation, hehe). But penile sensitivity is so far unaffected (whoops ).

Do you have a gf? Cumming "fast" is usually not a good selling point for a relationship. Like the turtle and the hare, slow, steady, and in this case, stamina, wins the race.

 

[BeansOfRequirement]

Do you have a gf?

 

[locked*n*loaded]

Sry, don't click on links anymore, too many viruses.

 

[BeansOfRequirement]

Sry, don't click on links anymore, too many viruses.

Have another virus:

 

[WhatPowerIs]

Errr... very useful, thanks buddy!

 

[locked*n*loaded]

Have another virus:

You should get a life and a gf.

 

[WhatPowerIs]

You should get a life and a gf.

Ah, to be told to get a life on a suicide forum...

 

[locked*n*loaded]

Ah, to be told to get a life on a suicide forum...

Come on, more? This is the Offtopic forum. All I'm saying is that masturbating, or having to masturbate, isn't something that is normally bragged about. Masturbation shouldn't rise to the level of one of the things that falls under the adage of, "If you want something done right, you need to do it yourself. Why do it yourself when it is soooooooo much more pleasurable to have someone else do it for you? And I'd imagine that getting a gf would raise your existence to actually having a life. Wipe your hands off a little and get on out there.

 

[WhatPowerIs]

Come on, more? This is the Offtopic forum. All I'm saying is that masturbating, or having to masturbate, isn't something that is normally bragged about. Masturbation shouldn't rise to the level of one of the things that falls under the adage of, "If you want something done right, you need to do it yourself. Why do it yourself when it is soooooooo much more pleasurable to have someone else do it for you? And I'd imagine that getting a gf would raise your existence to actually having a life. Wipe your hands off a little and get on out there.

Haha I joke. SN looks more attractive than women right now though.