Games Apocalypse fun

[Sad_Autistic_boy_101]

Here is a quick distraction post for ya'll.

The object nearest to your right is your apocalypse weapon and your battery percent is the chance you'll survive.

How screwed are you? (Or lucky if you want to CTB)

My nearest object is a tape dispenser and I have 40% chance of surviving the Apocalypse - Lol I'm happy with 40%.

 

[Brick In The Wall]

My nearest object is a bottle of rum and I'm at 52% chance. Alcohol is a precious commodity in tough times, I feel like it should give me a survival bonus

 

[Sad_Autistic_boy_101]

My nearest object is a bottle of rum and I'm at 52% chance. Alcohol is a precious commodity in tough times, I feel like it should give me a survival bonus

That's a rather useful object to have!

 

[Soul]

My weapon is a pillow but my chances are 37% for some reason. I must know some fancy techniques.

 

[Sad_Autistic_boy_101]

My weapon is a pillow but my chances are 37% for some reason. I must know some fancy techniques.

Damn!
Better practise your pillow suffocation techniques! Not sure how effective that would be on a zombie though...

 

[SpareWheel]

A cup of tea in a stainless steel Starbucks cup/flask thing and 37%.

My biggest hope would be if zombies or whatever were somehow repelled by Yorkshire tea. And even then there's only half a cup, so one zombie max. Or they could have been Costa coffee fanatics completely repulsed by my cup.

I'd be dead in seconds basically.

 

[Arrow]

closest object: fan

chance of survival: 34%

not a big fan of these odds

 

[SpareWheel]

closest object: fan

chance of survival: 34%

not a big fan of these odds

I tea what you did there.

 

[BPD Barbie]

89% with a cushion at my disposal.... Watch out world, I'm coming for you!

 

[Arrow]

I tea what you did there.

i drink you have a clever way with words

 

[Despondent]

Curtains and a 29% chance.. luckily I didn't want to live anyway

 

[SpareWheel]

i drink you have a clever way with words

It's a fair cup, but fans for noticing.

 

[Arrow]

It's a fair cup, but fans for noticing.

i can tell you and i are smarter than the beverage member, seeing as our puns are so fantastic.

 

[SpareWheel]

i can tell you and i are smarter than the beverage member, seeing as our puns are so fantastic.

We should have a partea, we could flask all our friends on here to come join us, it'd be fan-tastic fun and jollitea.

 

[Arrow]

We should have a partea, we could flask all our friends on here to come join us, it'd be fan-tastic fun and jollitea.

alright, you've got me, i tea there's no way for me to out-pun you. i couldn't possibly drink up a joke as that one. it sure will take me oolong time to get as good at this as you. i might have to go look cup better jokes to tell if i want to be even half the fan you are.

 

[Sad_Autistic_boy_101]

89% with a cushion at my disposal.... Watch out world, I'm coming for you!

Damn you're armed and dangerous!

 

[Brick In The Wall]

95% and a pack of cigarettes. I thought smoking killed?

 

[Deleted member 1465]

70% with a bedside cabinet. I'll take you all on, come on, all of you at once!

 

[xalltoowell]

88% chance of surviving with a Notting Hill DVD as my weapon. Not sure how I feel about those odds lol

 

[BabyYoda]

A paper bag with a 35% survival rate. It must have some kind of special powers if it's that high

 

[Soulless_Angel]

Rum and 84% of battery, can I throw a seriously bad attitude in my chances of surviving?

 

[a.n.kirillov]

A teaspoon and my chance of survival is 49%. Maybe I will meet some rambo dude with a machine gun who just happens to desperately need a teaspoon to eat his oatmeal and become friends with him?

 

[disconnection]

Nice
So I have a pillow and a 62% chance of survival... So by burying my head in it the apocalypse somehow passes me by? Oh if only the same could be said for *life*. Dramatic sighs all round!

 

[Fragile]

a skeleton ashtray and 50% chances of survival. those are good odds.

 

[K-O]

100% DILDO
engrave that on my tomb stone :)

 

[Sad_Autistic_boy_101]

100% DILDO
engrave that on my tomb stone :)

You'll be like Michonne from the Walking Dead but with a dick in hand!

 

[K-O]

You'll be like Michonne from the Walking Dead but with a dick in hand!

bet your sweet arse !

 

[Luchs]

Here is a quick distraction post for ya'll.

The object nearest to your right is your apocalypse weapon and your battery percent is the chance you'll survive.

How screwed are you? (Or lucky if you want to CTB)

My nearest object is a tape dispenser and I have 40% chance of surviving the Apocalypse - Lol I'm happy with 40%.

Box of sticks
97% survival chance

 

[Despondent]

Today I will be approaching the apocalypse with a cat at 2%

 

[pete_x]

My bowl. 100%