Resource Beer + over 5000 posts

[BeansOfRequirement]

Now I have posted over 5000 posts and drank beer. Been a while since I drank more than just one. Wish I had bough more.

I have posted a lot of things I regret, that were cringy. But I do not regret making many ppl laugh (or at least laugh-react) thousands of times. Without having fun this life is truly just pain (unless you have sex, or something else I don't do, make money etc).

I wish I could connect to other people and form attachments.

 

[Angst Filled Fuck Up]

Wish I had bought more.

If I had a penny for every time I had such a thought, I would have at least 55 pennies. Cheers and big ups to you chief.

 

[BeansOfRequirement]

If I had a penny for every time I had such a thought, I would have at least 55 pennies. Cheers and big ups to you chief.

You are based, you have been on the forum since 2018 like Rain. I really like OG posters, based.

 

[Julgran]

Congratulations on your truly outstanding accomplishments! You are such a great speciment of a human being, so I wish that you hadn't needed to be born, but that you were sent straight from the cradle to the grave without passing "Go"

 

[Angst Filled Fuck Up]

You are based, you have been on the forum since 2018 like Rain. I really like OG posters, based.

See, you get it. I keep trying to communicate to the newer members just how cool I am but it always seems to fly right over their heads. It's what makes me drink.

 

[BeansOfRequirement]

See, you get it. I keep trying to communicate to the newer members just how cool I am but it always seems to fly right over their heads. It's what makes me drink.

These fucking NYT December tards don't appreciate OG tone/basedness. Fo realz!

Congratulations on your truly outstanding accomplishments! You are such a great speciment of a human being, so I wish that you hadn't needed to be born, but that you were sent straight from the cradle to the grave without passing "Go"

This is the nicest thing someone said 2 me in my entire lyf.

 

[Enigmatic Sailor]

Keep this up and you'll reach 100,000 posts in 20 years. Good on ya lad!

 

[chocolatebar]

Without having fun this life is truly just pain

Teach me how to have fun, oh great master!

 

[BeansOfRequirement]

Teach me how to have fun, oh great master!

1. Memes.
2. Comedy on suicide forum.

 

[chocolatebar]

1. Memes.
2. Comedy on suicide forum.

Instructions unclear. Accidentally called a suicide hotline and asked them to deliver me some sn and a pizza

 

[Deleted member 8579]

These fucking NYT December tards don't appreciate OG tone/basedness.

This sentence must surely be entirely incomprehensible to the average man on the street, yet I understand exactly what it tries to convey: Such is the cognition-enhancing effect of prolonged use of this forum on the brain. Detractors take note!

 

[Lost Magic]

 

[KuriGohan&Kamehameha]

Congrats on the promotion, CEO of the based department. You're one of the few people here whose on the same sorta smooth brain flavoured humor as I am, and I say that with peak fondness. Shitposting is the ultimate catharsis when coping with the shitty reality of existing on this cursed rock. 10/10 would polish every wrinkle outta the central processing meat hub until you achieve the Hinata gf hokage no suicidality good ending.