Games CAPS LOCK THREAD

[TheHatedOne]

Here i come with a shitty idea: post anything ypou want, but the only rule is that it has to be in caps lock. whether you want to post your frustration, admiration, to fangirl etc. here's the place to do it; all in CAPS LOCK! im gonna start with some lyrics from a hardbass song:

THREE STRIPES, TRIPLE THREE STRIPES
THREE STRIPES, TRIPLE THREE STRIPES
THREE STRIPES, TRIPLE THREE STRIPES
THREE STRIPES, TRIPLE THREE STRIPES
HARD BASS PARTIES, ADIDAS SNEAKERS'

ALL THE CAPS LOCK LOVERS UNITE!

 

[waitingforrest]

HOTDOGS ARE SANDWICHES. ANY OTHER OPINION IS INVALID.

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

WHY WE SHOULD USE CAPS LOCK (A REDDIT COPYPASTA):

HONESTLY I JUST CANNOT STAND YOU MOTHERFUCKERS USING LOWERCASE. IT MAKES LEARNING ENGLISH TWICE AS HARD. WHAT THE FUCK IS IT WITH PEOPLE USING LOWERCASE ANYWAYS???????? IM SO CONFUSED AT YALL RETARDS
NOT ONLY THAT LOWERCASE LETTERS ARE ALSO DIFFERENT SIZES. THIS MEANS THAT SOME LOWERCASE LETTERS LIKE F SPAN THE TOP THE MIDDLE AND THE BOTTOM. THIS CREATES INEQUALITY WHICH IS A PREVALENT SOCIAL ISSUE IN TODAYS SOCIETY. IN THE LAND OF CAPS LOCK, ALL LETTERS ARE CREATED EQUAL. I BELIEVE THAT THE RULING ELITE CREATED THE CAPS LOCKS TO CREATE A DIVIDE WITHIN SOCIETY. WE CAN STOP THIS. IF THE CHAD ROMAN EMPIRE USED CAPS LOCK THEN WE MIGHT AS WELL TOO. WE CANT LET THE REPTILIANS GET AWAY WITH THIS
SO JOIN THE REVOLUTION. USE CAPS LOCKS. DONT FALL VICTIM TO WHAT THE ELITE TELLS YOU TO DO.

 

[TheHatedOne]

WHY WE SHOULD USE CAPS LOCK (A REDDIT COPYPASTA):

HONESTLY I JUST CANNOT STAND YOU MOTHERFUCKERS USING LOWERCASE. IT MAKES LEARNING ENGLISH TWICE AS HARD. WHAT THE FUCK IS IT WITH PEOPLE USING LOWERCASE ANYWAYS???????? IM SO CONFUSED AT YALL RETARDS
NOT ONLY THAT LOWERCASE LETTERS ARE ALSO DIFFERENT SIZES. THIS MEANS THAT SOME LOWERCASE LETTERS LIKE F SPAN THE TOP THE MIDDLE AND THE BOTTOM. THIS CREATES INEQUALITY WHICH IS A PREVALENT SOCIAL ISSUE IN TODAYS SOCIETY. IN THE LAND OF CAPS LOCK, ALL LETTERS ARE CREATED EQUAL. I BELIEVE THAT THE RULING ELITE CREATED THE CAPS LOCKS TO CREATE A DIVIDE WITHIN SOCIETY. WE CAN STOP THIS. IF THE CHAD ROMAN EMPIRE USED CAPS LOCK THEN WE MIGHT AS WELL TOO. WE CANT LET THE REPTILIANS GET AWAY WITH THIS
SO JOIN THE REVOLUTION. USE CAPS LOCKS. DONT FALL VICTIM TO WHAT THE ELITE TELLS YOU TO DO.

BASED AND CAPS LOCK PILLED

 

[needed_]

SHE FUCKING HATES ME NANANANAAAA

 

[BeansOfRequirement]

WE TEND TO FOCUS ON PROBLEMS THAT WE CAN SEE, MISSING THE LACK OF THOSE THINGS THAT WOULD MAKE THEM BEAREABLE. THE SECOND IS, FOR ME, IMPOSSIBLE TO FIX; BUT IT COMES WITH LESS EMOTIONAL PAIN.

 

[narval]

GRANT REQUEST FOR A REPLACEMENT KEYBOARD BECAUSE THE CAPS LOCK ON THIS ONE IS BROKEN

 

[justsayin]

I HAVE NO MOUTH, AND I MUST SCREAM

 

[Depressed Cat]

THIS WORLD IS A FUCKED UP PLACE! IT IS DISGUSTING THAT THE RIGHT TO DIE A PEACEFUL AND DIGNIFIED DEATH AT A TIME OF ONE'S OWN CHOOSING IS NOT A FUNDAMENTAL HUMAN RIGHT. I FUCKING HATE HOW SOCIETY TREATS THOSE SUFFERING FROM MENTAL ILLNESSES.

 

[ClownMe]

I SAW BRICK IN THE WALL AT A GROCERY STORE IN LOS ANGELES YESTERDAY. I TOLD HIM HOW COOL IT WAS TO MEET HIM IN PERSON, BUT I DIDN'T WANT TO BE A DOUCHE AND BOTHER HIM AND ASK HIM FOR PHOTOS OR ANYTHING. HE SAID, "OH, LIKE YOU'RE DOING NOW?" I WAS TAKEN ABACK, AND ALL I COULD SAY WAS "HUH?" BUT HE KEPT CUTTING ME OFF AND GOING "HUH? HUH? HUH?" AND CLOSING HIS HAND SHUT IN FRONT OF MY FACE. I WALKED AWAY AND CONTINUED WITH MY SHOPPING, AND I HEARD HIM CHUCKLE AS I WALKED OFF. WHEN I CAME TO PAY FOR MY STUFF UP FRONT I SAW HIM TRYING TO WALK OUT THE DOORS WITH LIKE FIFTEEN MILKY WAYS IN HIS HANDS WITHOUT PAYING. THE GIRL AT THE COUNTER WAS VERY NICE ABOUT IT AND PROFESSIONAL, AND WAS LIKE "SIR, YOU NEED TO PAY FOR THOSE FIRST." AT FIRST HE KEPT PRETENDING TO BE TIRED AND NOT HEAR HER, BUT EVENTUALLY TURNED BACK AROUND AND BROUGHT THEM TO THE COUNTER. WHEN SHE TOOK ONE OF THE BARS AND STARTED SCANNING IT MULTIPLE TIMES, HE STOPPED HER AND TOLD HER TO SCAN THEM EACH INDIVIDUALLY "TO PREVENT ANY ELECTRICAL INFETTERENCE," AND THEN TURNED AROUND AND WINKED AT ME. I DON'T EVEN THINK THAT'S A WORD. AFTER SHE SCANNED EACH BAR AND PUT THEM IN A BAG AND STARTED TO SAY THE PRICE, HE KEPT INTERRUPTING HER BY YAWNING REALLY LOUDLY.

 

[Sherri]

FED UP!

 

[DocNo]

STOP YOU ACOUSTICALLY VIOLENT PEOPLE! DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU ARE DOING HERE? YOU ARE COMMITTING A CRIME OF HORRENDOUS NOIZE POLLUTION!

NOW I HAVE A HEADACHE CAUSE OF YOU DOUCHES!

AND IF YOU REALLY WANT TO LISTEN TO SOME BEAUTIFUL NOISE THEN AT LEAST LISTEN TO THIS WONDERFUL PIECE OF MATH PORN.

 

[narval]

STOP YOU ACOUSTICALLY VIOLENT PEOPLE! DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU ARE DOING HERE? YOU ARE COMMITTING A CRIME OF HORRENDOUS NOIZE POLLUTION!

NOW I HAVE A HEADACHE CAUSE OF YOU DOUCHES!

AND IF YOU REALLY WANT TO LISTEN TO SOME BEAUTIFUL NOISE THEN AT LEAST LISTEN TO THIS BEAUTIFUL PIECE OF MATH PORN.

DO YOU KNOW W0RTHY'S CHANNEL ?!?!

 

[JCcog]

MY CAR NEEDS AN OIL CHANGE

 

[TheHatedOne]

I WANT YOUR LOOOOOOOOOVEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

ALL I KNOW IS THAT TO ME
YOU LOOK LIKE YOU'RE LOTS OF FUN
OPEN UP YOUR LOVIN' ARMS
WATCH OUT, HERE I COME

 

[DocNo]

DO YOU KNOW W0RTHY'S CHANNEL ?!?!

MINE FROM ANOTHER CHANNEL. BUT I GUESS I HAVE SEEN THE COLOR CIRCLE VERSION ALSO SOME TIME AGO.

I NOTICED NOW THAT MY FAVORITES ARE ALL FROM ONE CHANNEL.

 

[Angst Filled Fuck Up]

MY CAR NEEDS AN OIL CHANGE

MINE TOO GOOD TOPIC LOL!!1

GUYS DONT GIVE UP SHOOT FOR THE MOON EVEN IF U MISS ULL BE AMONG THE STARS

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

WE ARE THE MASTERS OF A POWER DRIVEN TO THE FAR REACHES OF THE UNIVERSE, AND WE HAVE BUT ONE DESIRE! CAN ONE SUCH AS YOU POSSIBLY FATHOM HOW DEARLY WE HAVE CLUNG TO THIS DREAM ACROSS THE AEONS? HOW COULD YOU! YOU COULDN'T! NEVER EVER EVER! WE WHO ONCE FACED THOSE WHO WERE IN SUCH FEAR OF OUR POWER THAT THEY SEALED US AWAY AND BANISHED US TO THE EDGE OF THE GALAXY! US! AS IF THAT LOVELINESS WASN'T ENOUGH, THEY TRIED TO ERASE OUR VERY EXISTENCE FROM HISTORY! RUDE! ONLY THROUGH OUR MAGIC WERE WE ABLE TO OVERCOME THEIR SCIENCE AND ACHIEVE GREAT PROSPERITY! WE ALONE WERE RESPONSIBLE FOR STOPPING THAT REPULSIVE NIGHTMARE OF A GALACTIC CRISIS, YET THIS IS HOW YOU REPAY US! THIS WON'T STAND! IT WON'T BE FORGIVEN! IT WON'T BE FORGOTTEN! NEVER EVER EVER! THOSE WHO CALLED US MAD, ARE YOU LISTENING? YOU LEFT US AT THE EDGE OF THE GALAXY TO BE FORGOTTEN, THEN WENT ALONG YOUR MERRY WAY, PROBABLY LIVING SOMEWHERE PRETTY AND PEACEFUL! BUT KNOW THIS! YOUR FUTURE IS A FARCE! YOU HAVE NONE! WE, MASTERS OF A MATTER MOST DARK, VOW TO BE RESTORED, AS FORETOLD IN THE BOOK OF LEGEND, WHICH EVERYONE THOUGHT WAS JUST A FAIRY TALE! IT WASN'T! WE HAVE ALREADY OBTAINED THE VESSEL THAT CONTAINS OUR DARK LORD, AND HE WILL SOON AWAKEN AND SHOWER US IN COMPASSION! LOOK! THE VESSEL OF OUR DARK LORD IS FILLING UP EVEN AS WE SPEAK! NOW THE TIME FOR HIS GREATNESS TO ENTER OUR WORLD HAS COME! WELCOME TO A NEW HISTORY! A NEW AGE! THE AGE OF AWESOME! HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DARK LORD! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

 

[TheHatedOne]

NOSE RUNNING
FOREHEAD BURNING
TISSUES FRUSTRATION
THROAT DRY
WHAT'S THE SOLUTION?

 

[Silenos]

Æ

 

[Somber]

STOP SHOUTING AT ME

 

[narval]

THIS WHOLE VIDEO IS CAPS LOCK

 

[TheHatedOne]

WHOSE PUT SHIT THROUGH ME LETTERBOX

 

[Arrow]

I AM EATING HONEY BARBEQUE CHIPS

 

[Fragile]

WHY IS CRYPTO CRASHING???!!1!?! WHY IS CRYPTO CRASHING???!!1!?! WHY IS CRYPTO CRASHING???!!1!?!WHY IS CRYPTO CRASHING???!!1!?!

ALSO, THIS CHOCOLATE TASTES FUKING AMAZING, I CAN'T STOP EATING.

 

[TheHatedOne]

YOU CAN'T GO ON WITHOUT DIRECTION
WHERE IS YOUR FINAL DESTINATION?
YOU MUST GO ON AND MAKE CONNECTION!
WAKE UP, STAND UP AND TAKE SOME ACTION!

 

[TheHatedOne]

I DRINK WINE FROM THE JAR
AND THE RAKIJA I DRINK FROM THE BOTTLE
I'M NOT SORRY FOR ANYTHING

HEY, LET'S CALM DOWN, TONIGHT IS A NICE NIGHT SKFJSFLSFJSL

 

[WhatDoesTheFoxSay?]

STEROIDS ARE BAD FOR YOU. IF YOU ARE NOT MEDICALLY REQUIRED TO TAKE THEM, DON'T. AVOID THEM LIKE THE PLAGUE. STEROIDS ARE A DEAL WITH THE DEVIL IN THE GUISE OF A WONDER DRUG: NOTHING TO GAIN, EVERYTHING TO LOSE. FAIL TO KEEP YOUR END OF THE BARGAIN, AND THERE'LL BE HELL TO PAY.

TAPERING OFF STEROIDS IS DIFFICULT, IF NOT IMPOSSIBLE AS YOUR BODY PESTERS YOU INCESSANTLY TO SATISFY ITS CRAVINGS. WITH UNPLEASANT WITHDRAWAL SYMPTOMS. ROID JUNKIE. YES, YOU. LIKE IT OR NOT. CONGRATULATIONS. TRY TO OUTWIT THE DEVIL, ONLY TO FIND OUT THE HARD WAY HE'S ALWAYS ONE STEP AHEAD OF YOU. LIKE THAT ONE LINE IN THE SONG 'HOTEL CALIFORNIA'—"YOU CAN CHECK OUT ANYTIME YOU LIKE, BUT YOU CAN NEVER LEAVE." BUT PERSIST AND PERSEVERE. YOU'LL GET THERE EVENTUALLY.

 

[Loaf of bread]

LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MANAGER.

 

[symphony]

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