Games Christmas Jokes

[Edward1]

Christmas jokes so bad, they'll make you want to ctb.
What did the white snow say to the yellow snow?

'Don't take the piss'

 

[_Minsk]

Why didn't the skeleton go to the Christmas party? He had no-body to go with.

 

[charlottewilts]

here's a burn from my mom this morning:

"we're having calamari for Christmas Eve because i can't be bothered to make cod"

"oh that's fine by me, i prefer invertebrates anyways" (i hate choking on fish bones lol)

"well, you are what you eat"