NSFW congratulations, you died! now your face to face with god. what do you do?

[ecmnesia]

you can ask one question, for which he will answer no matter what.

what do you ask?

are you choosing to stay in heaven? or would you rather bathe in the sweet flames of hell? state your choice and reason.

obs. purely out of curiosity. was talking to friend here about it. and we both agree we'd rather descent to hell (cause who'd want to be roommates with such an evil, selfish deity)

obs 2. no intention at all to offend anyone. that's why I'm flaring this as NSFW. if you don't feel comfortable talking about religion, please just don't indulge in this thread.

 

[mahakaliSS_MahaDurga]

I do not believe in God.

 

[sarahR]

I do not believe in God.

Me neither. If there was a God the world wouldn't be the way it is. Think we are all alone in the universe.

 

[dropdeadfred]

I would ask what was/is the point to anything at all & choose to stay in Heaven.

 

[unlovible000]

I'm half and half, honestly.
He'd know, that I have achieved nothing useful in life, just a random chunk of human matter floating aimlessly around, being an unintentional dick to everyone. I've done nothing to benefit society or anyone else. I'd choose the golden gate of the upstairs, but probably will unfortunately be welcomed in the flaming pits of hell damnation.

 

[ecmnesia]

I do not believe in God.

me neither. merely hypothetical.

 

[GoodPersonEffed]

I'd ask, "What the fuck??" If that being is God, then they'll know exactly what I mean, and if they answer, it will be a loooooong answer.

I'd stay. It's kind of like choosing Biden over Trump.

 

[Ghost2211]

" why did you let people hurt me so much? Why didn't you love and protect me the way you do others?" And then I'd stay in heaven because it would be better than hell.

 

[sarahR]

" why did you let people hurt me so much? Why didn't you love and protect me the way you do others?" And then I'd stay in heaven because it would be better than hell.

Yeah you bet! I will also ask him! What took you so long to get me!

 

[Pupuce]

Enjoying it, you sick fuck?

 

[Deleted member 23374]

scratch my nuts
look around
"Oh ! Hi, would you provide me with a copy of the space wizard manual please?
I really do just read it for the articles, promise."

 

[botanormal]

Probably a common question, but I'd ask what the point of all of this was. If we had the ability to just vibe in heaven, in 'everlasting peace' all this time, then wtf was this life all about? But I'd still choose to stay in heaven, I feel like it'd be too hot in hell.

 

[ecmnesia]

we desperately need a 'haha' reaction on this forum

 

[W’ren]

Just One God? There are more than one god...
I have spiritual beliefs that encompass a few religions and i can't come to grips with there being just one.

So my question.... Which God? My question may differ depending on which one stood before me.

 

[ecmnesia]

Just One God? There are more than one god...
I have spiritual beliefs that encompass a few religions and i can't come to grips with there being just one.

So my question.... Which God? My question may differ depending on which one stood before me.

whichever you prefer, i don't really know about gods so I cant choose one

 

[KleinerWolf]

I would ask him what happened to equality.
I will tell him I'm disappointed and if he doesn't answer my first question,
I will ask him if he has even reserved a spot for me in heaven,

if not I'll pack my things and go reside in hell.
Should be able to get a room somewhere.

 

[these_days9]

What the fuck is wrong with you, you sick fuck?

(to "god" not op)

 

[ecmnesia]

What the fuck is wrong with you, you sick fuck?

for a second I forgot what this thread was about and was already wondering what did I do wrong hahaha thanks for answering

 

[these_days9]

for a second I forgot what this thread was about and was already wondering what did I do wrong hahaha thanks for answering

Yea I realized the potential for misunderstanding once I posted. Added a little note to clarify.

 

[ScorchedLifePolicy]

Why did you create me knowing how everything would end up?

 

[Sprite_Geist]

"Your world has fallen into disarray. You left your children to fend for themselves. Where were you when they needed your guidance - where are you now?"

I would stay in heaven to try and attempt to overthrow God(s) reign and reverse its mistakes.

 

[ecmnesia]

I would stay in heaven to try and attempt to overthrow God(s) reign and reverse its mistakes.

bold, i like it.

 

[Angst Filled Fuck Up]

I'm sad because I like to think I'd be a badass to God but then realized it's way more likely I'd be a chickenshit schmooze. I mean, he's kind of a big deal.

 

[MBY85]

I will ask why did He let me so much time in this world when He knew how desesperate I was for everything to end. And I would ask him for a hug. Maybe in this way I would find peace I hardly ever feel that in life

 

[puppy9]

me: You could do a lot better, your system suck, you don't even bother to patch the bug, and you're slow; who hired you anyways.

God be like: sobbing and feels sorry

me: Don't be sorry, be better.

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

If God definitely proves him self to me to be real, whether in life or the afterlife, I'll suck up to him. I don't care if the whole system is screwed up, I'm not so proud that I wouldn't get that and beg like a dog for eternal salvation. I'll kneel and bow down to him if I have to.

Unless there's no chance I can get into heaven, then I guess I would go on not caring much like I already do.

 

[W’ren]

whichever you prefer, i don't really know about gods so I cant choose one

On a few hours of reflective thought, i think i would ask all collectively...
"Why such suffering?" because it just seems that so many good and innocent souls suffer so needlessly- and it also seems like there is such a disproportionate amount of suffering going on...
It seems like anything related to my existence at that point is moot. I'd just want to know why it's allowed to hurt this much in my head and heart and soul- it seems wrong yet not. Y'know?

 

[Jumper Geo]

I thought long and hard about this question but Hemant Metha had some really interesting questions to ask, well he can speak quicker than I can write



Cheers

Geo

 

[Brick In The Wall]

Okay, so in the hypothetical situation that I face God I'm gona take a step forward.

 

[stygal]

If a hypothetical god/being existed I'd congratulate it on being a total psychopath.

There is just no excuse for all the pain going on on this planet. Any sentient being that has just an ounce of compassion would not have "created" life as we know it but just left it at single-cell organisms. It would have made sure there wouldn't be any development after that.

But I don't believe in god.