Corrupt a wish game anyone?

[Imthevillain]

Anyone up for corrupt a wish? Anyone can corrupt anyone's wish. I feel like it could be pretty funny. So would someone like to make a wish?

 

[absoluteanimal1]

I wish I was beautiful.

 

[Imthevillain]

Aww well you probably already are but depression or something has stolen your rightful confidence.

Ok you're beautiful but now you're a beautiful horse
I wish I owned my own castle in Ireland

 

[NearlyIrrelevantCake]

Granted! But it's a 5 foot tall sand castle on the beach.

I wish I had free cheeseburgers whenever I wanted.

 

[chocolatebar]

Granted! But it's a 5 foot tall sand castle on the beach.

I wish I had free cheeseburgers whenever I wanted.

granted, but you will always have vivid images of the people in need of food around the world while eating them

I wish the entire universe has never existed

 

[Imthevillain]

Hahaha I guess at least it's haunted

Ok granted but the buns are always terribly stale

granted, but you will always have vivid images of the people in need of food around the world while eating them

I wish the entire universe has never existed

Granted! But you are now in an alternate universe where you hear the song "It's a smile world" on constant repeat

 

[waitingforrest]

I wish for INFINITE wishes!

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

Granted, all you need to do is take them to the original Corrupt a Wish thread: https://sanctioned-suicide.net/threads/corrupt-a-wish.40893/

I wish this thread could be combined with https://sanctioned-suicide.net/threads/corrupt-a-wish.40893/