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Emilia

Emilia

Member
Jun 19, 2018
82
The point of the game is to "corrupt" the wish the person above you posts.

Examples:

Person 1 -- I wish I had a new car.
Person 2 -- Wish granted, but it doesn't have an engine.

Person 1 -- I wish I didn't have an annoying brother.
Person 2 -- Wish granted, but now you have two annoying sisters.

Let's start: Wish I had some pizza
 
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Mr2005

Mr2005

Don't shoot the messenger, give me the gun
Sep 25, 2018
3,622
It's off
 
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Living_Ghost

Student
Aug 13, 2018
181
Wish granted but I put some snot in it while I made it
 
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Living_Ghost

Student
Aug 13, 2018
181
I wish I had a bigger willy
 
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Maravillosa

Maravillosa

Господи помилуй — мир в Україні!
Sep 7, 2018
689
Wish granted, but now you are impotent

I wish my mother were well again
 
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lostinthedream

lostinthedream

Warlock
Sep 2, 2018
754
Your mother is well but now you have her current health problems...

I wish I weren't lonely anymore...
 
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Maravillosa

Maravillosa

Господи помилуй — мир в Україні!
Sep 7, 2018
689
Wish granted, but now you will be surrounded by a braying mob for the rest of your life

I wish life were fairer
 
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Virgo

Arcanist
Oct 3, 2018
497
Wish granted, but now you will be surrounded by a braying mob for the rest of your life

I wish life were fairer

Wish granted, but now everyone experiences extreme pain 24/7

I wish that sentience ceased to exist.
 
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mattwitt

mattwitt

# 978
Jun 28, 2018
2,307
Wish granted, but now everyone on earth in a parallel universe are wondering why they are suffering 24/7

I wish I could have as many wishes as I wanted.
 
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samsays89

Student
Oct 4, 2018
139
Wish granted, but now everyone on earth in a parallel universe are wondering why they are suffering 24/7

I wish I could have as many wishes as I wanted.

Wish granted, but you now have late stage Alzheimer's disease so you forgot you had unlimited wishes and you lay in bed in diapers all day.

I wish my dog would always be happy.
 
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mattwitt

mattwitt

# 978
Jun 28, 2018
2,307
Wish granted, Thanks to the taxidermist your dog now looks happy all of the time.

I wish I was all knowing
 
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samsays89

Student
Oct 4, 2018
139
Wish granted, Thanks to the taxidermist your dog now looks happy all of the time.

I wish I was all knowing

Wish granted, but you are also all-feeling, so you experience all the hunger, poverty, despair, and pain in all the world from everything at all times.

I wish I was having sex with a beautiful woman right now.
 
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mattwitt

mattwitt

# 978
Jun 28, 2018
2,307
Wish granted. On certain Islands this is considered beautiful. Enjoy countless hours of slow passionate lovemaking with this woman.

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I wish I had a Magical Dragon for a best friend.
 
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samsays89

Student
Oct 4, 2018
139
Wish granted. On certain Islands this is considered beautiful. Enjoy countless hours of slow passionate lovemaking with this woman.

I wish I had a Magical Dragon for a best friend.

Wish granted, but the magical dragon had a nightmare while cuddling with you and breathed magical fire on you. You now have painful third-degree burns marring your body and are permanently maimed and disfigured.

I wish for a painless, instantaneous death right now.
 
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Maravillosa

Maravillosa

Господи помилуй — мир в Україні!
Sep 7, 2018
689
Wish granted, but you will be in Purgatory till the last human being dies (I dare not send anybody to Hell)

I wish everybody would be kind to each other
 
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mattwitt

mattwitt

# 978
Jun 28, 2018
2,307
Wish granted, but the magical dragon had a nightmare while cuddling with you and breathed magical fire on you. You now have painful third-degree burns marring your body and are permanently maimed and disfigured.

I wish for a painless, instantaneous death right now.
Wish granted. Your soul instantly and painlessly leaves your dead physical body and falls into hell where it will be tormented day and night forever and ever.

I wish I was Superman
 
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mattwitt

# 978
Jun 28, 2018
2,307
Wish granted, but you will be in Purgatory till the last human being dies (I dare not send anybody to Hell)

I wish everybody would be kind to each other
Wish Granted Everyone on planet earth has been turned into a Richard Simmons clone

I wish for a time machine.
 
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Maravillosa

Maravillosa

Господи помилуй — мир в Україні!
Sep 7, 2018
689
Wish Granted Everyone on planet earth has been turned into a Richard Simmons clone

I wish for a time machine.

Wish granted. You have a one-way ticket to Earth over 4 billion years ago, in the Hadean eon, before there was any life on Earth:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hadean

I wish I could be in Heaven forever and ever
 
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mattwitt

mattwitt

# 978
Jun 28, 2018
2,307
Wish granted. You have a one-way ticket to Earth over 4 billion years ago, in the Hadean eon, before there was any life on Earth:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hadean

I wish I could be in Heaven forever and ever
Wish granted. You will now spend all of eternity in the city of Heaven located in The State of Texas.

I wish I could morph into any animal at will.
 
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Virgo

Arcanist
Oct 3, 2018
497
Wish granted, but now everyone on earth in a parallel universe are wondering why they are suffering 24/7

I wish I could have as many wishes as I wanted.
Why is that a bad thing? If there is no sentience then why does it matter? What is different about this parallel universe?
 
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Virgo

Arcanist
Oct 3, 2018
497
Wish granted. You will now spend all of eternity in the city of Heaven located in The State of Texas.

I wish I could morph into any animal at will.

Wish granted, but morphing will alter your brain erasing your identity.

I wished I could fly.
 
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Dean

Member
Sep 10, 2018
48
Wish Granted, but you are unable to stop flying and will only be able to stop by crashing into something.

I wish that I was the best ballet dancer in the world.
 
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mattwitt

mattwitt

# 978
Jun 28, 2018
2,307
Wish granted. The very next day you lose both of your legs in a car accident.

I wish I could make any woman fall in love with me.
 
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Desperate_Soul

Desperate_Soul

I'll See You Guys On The Other Side Of The Rainbow
Aug 26, 2018
1,980
Wish granted, but they'll only fall in love with you for a split second and you can't make the same woman fall in love with you twice.

I wish I had a million dollars.
 
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mattwitt

mattwitt

# 978
Jun 28, 2018
2,307
Wish granted ! It's all in pennies

I wish I had a crystal ball that would answer and show me any question I ask it.
 
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Desperate_Soul

Desperate_Soul

I'll See You Guys On The Other Side Of The Rainbow
Aug 26, 2018
1,980
Wish granted, but the answer is blurry and any word is in fine print!

I wish that I had Jessie's girl.
 
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mattwitt

mattwitt

# 978
Jun 28, 2018
2,307
Wish granted, but the answer is blurry and in fine print!

I wish that I had Jessie's girl.
Wish Granted ! Jessie's girl is actually a blow up doll

I wish my phone number was 867 -5309
 
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Dean

Member
Sep 10, 2018
48
Wish Granted! But from now on only telemarketers will call you.

I wish that all the scars on my face would disappear.
 
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Desperate_Soul

Desperate_Soul

I'll See You Guys On The Other Side Of The Rainbow
Aug 26, 2018
1,980
Wish Granted ! Jessie's girl is actually a blow up doll

I wish my phone number was 867 -5309

Wish granted, but you'll be getting prank called 24/7 with the ringtone set as the song Jenny and there's no way of turning off or lowering the volume set at max.

I wish I was a famous singer
 
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mattwitt

mattwitt

# 978
Jun 28, 2018
2,307
Wish granted, but you'll be getting prank called 24/7 with the ringtone set as the song Jenny and there's no way of turning off or lowering the volume set at max.

I wish I was a famous singer
Wish Granted ! You are now Susan Boyle.

I wish I could turn invisible at will
 
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