Games Corrupt a wish

[Gentleman]

Its time to make wishes come true.

I'll start by posting a wish then someone will grant my wish with a massive drawback. Then that person post their wish and so on.

My wish is to win the lottery.

 

[Antigonish]

But it's a lottery to see who gets sacrificed to cannibalistic billionaires.

I wish to fly

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

Granted, but you can't land.

I wish this thread could be combined with the already existing thread: https://sanctioned-suicide.net/threads/corrupt-a-wish.40893/

 

[charging station]

To go back in time

 

[lucas28481]

To go back in time

but cannot go back to the present, only further back in time

Id have teleportation.

 

[raincereal]

but cannot go back to the present, only further back in time

Id have teleportation.

but you teleport into walls

i'd want to shapeshift