Help Death by Jelly Babies

[Peter Skellern]

I'm up to 4 (sometimes FIVE) packets a day. What do you think the fatal dose could be? Should I go for a 'combined method' and throw in Liquorice allsorts too? Surely that would work? Maybe 30 mins before the Jelly Babies to get a cumulative effect? Would I need antiemetics though?

 

[cait_sith]

10 packs of popcorn jelly beans are instant death while 10 packs of cotton candy jelly beans give you eternal life so make sure you don't mix the two up.

 

[Yonlux]

CTB by jelly babies? That's a joke or crazy?!

 

[leloyon]

How about you try the Old Age Method. It's where you live an average human lifespan and then your body naturally kills itself. It's 100% effective.

 

[Dante_]

Ngl, would be a really sweet way to go. I love how this is a play on other posts overtime on the forum.

 

[Peter Skellern]

How about you try the Old Age Method. It's where you live an average human lifespan and then your body naturally kills itself. It's 100% effective.

I'm relatively sure that's actually in the "Non-Methods that Should Not be Attempted" Section.

 

[Raven2]

I read recently about a guy who died from eating too much black liquorice.

I cant link the article but it's on the bbc website.

 

[Peter Skellern]

Ngl, would be a really sweet way to go. I love how this is a play on other posts overtime on the forum.

A bit of silliness never killed anyone - but now hang on maybe it did. We could be onto something here. As in ^ the post directly above.

 

[Dante_]

I read recently about a guy who died from eating too much black liquorice.

Well...that's unexpected, liquorice of all things?? However I guess if you consume enough of something, it can cause death.

 

[Peter Skellern]

Well...that's unexpected, liquorice of all things?? However I guess if you consume enough of something, it can cause death.

It is indeed true... "While generally safe in moderation, consuming excessive amounts of black licorice, especially over a prolonged period, can be dangerous, potentially leading to dangerously low potassium levels, high blood pressure, and even cardiac arrest"

I think that one maybe has some potential?

 

[Dante_]

It is indeed true... "While generally safe in moderation, consuming excessive amounts of black licorice, especially over a prolonged period, can be dangerous, potentially leading to dangerously low potassium levels, high blood pressure, and even cardiac arrest"

Wonder how much he would've had to consume to cause death, it must've been a good amount.

 

[Peter Skellern]

Wonder how much he would've had to consume to cause death, it must've been a good amount.

"A 54-year-old construction worker in Massachusetts died after consuming a bag and a half of black licorice every day for a few weeks, leading to dangerously low potassium levels and a cardiac arrest, according to doctors."

Bizarely not. Have we inadvertently discovered a potentially 'new method'? That isn't actually that difficult to accomplish.

 

[grapevoid]

I'm up to 4 (sometimes FIVE) packets a day. What do you think the fatal dose could be? Should I go for a 'combined method' and throw in Liquorice allsorts too? Surely that would work? Maybe 30 mins before the Jelly Babies to get a cumulative effect? Would I need antiemetics though?

Seems legit. I'm willing to attempt this for research purposes

 

[Peter Skellern]

And here we go...

Daily black licorice habit kills Massachusetts construction worker

Eating a bag and a half every day for a few weeks caused the 54-year-old man’s heart to stop, doctors said.

www.nbcnews.com

Should I bulk buy a lot of it just in case it becomes banned? I could become the new DMC, shipping out bags of black Licorice from The UK to unhappy people around the world.

 

[CatLvr]

I could do this. I LOVE black licorice.

 

[Peter Skellern]

I think we're really onto something here. Its cheap, readily available (although that 'might' change lol) and not overly painful if at all. Black Licorice is the new SN.

 

[not-2-b-the-answer]

I read recently about a guy who died from eating too much black liquorice.

I cant link the article but it's on the bbc website.

I hate black licorice. I think the taste of sn or n would be better.

 

[Peter Skellern]

Maybe from now on due to potential media and prolife attention we'd better refer to it (Black Licorice) as BL.

 

[grapevoid]

Maybe from now on due to potential media and prolife attention we'd better refer to it (Black Licorice) as BL.

Please dm me your most reliable BL source

 

[Peter Skellern]

Bizarely, this is one where fact is stranger than fiction...


"He had no history of heart problems. He walked his dog regularly and worked a physically demanding job as a construction worker, according to his doctors"

A Man Died After Eating a Bag of Black Licorice Every Day (Published 2020)

Doctors at Massachusetts General Hospital said the unusual case highlighted the risk of consuming too much glycyrrhizic acid, which is found in black licorice.

www.nytimes.com

 

[not-2-b-the-answer]

Please dm me your most reliable BL source

Source GS ..... Grocery Store

 

[leloyon]

I'm relatively sure that's actually in the "Non-Methods that Should Not be Attempted" Section.

Yeah, right next to Jelly Baby Overdose.

 

[Peter Skellern]

Yeah, right next to Jelly Baby Overdose.

You can scoff but there seemingly is some actual viable method in this madness.

 

[Lyn]

I think we're really onto something here. Its cheap, readily available (although that 'might' change lol) and not overly painful if at all. Black Licorice is the new SN.

I guess we should keep a low profile with this.
I'm a little nervous of the possibility of a welfare check after recieving my BL...

 

[Peter Skellern]

I guess we should keep a low profile with this.
I'm a little nervous of the possibility of a welfare check after recieving my BL...

Hmmm. Cops at the door. You trying to explain away the black stained teeth. It'd be straight off to the Psych Ward

 

[Crow_88]

What kind of licorice rope will you get? What's the best licorice rope for CTB?

 

[Peter Skellern]

Techincally the strongest I guess. Finnish is supposed to be that.

 

[locked*n*loaded]

What are jellie babies? Is that some kind of slang for a street level drug? Like Black Beauties, Kit Kat, Triple C, or Chicken Feed.

 

[Raven2]

It's the glycyrrhizic acid that causes issues, jelly beans also contain it.

I hate liquorice but like jelly beans!

 

[grapevoid]

Hmmm. Cops at the door. You trying to explain away the black stained teeth. It'd be straight off to the Psych Ward

RIP