NSFW DELICATE. How can I get cancer?

[Young]

Sensitive topic. I'm aware of the potential pain. I don't really care anymore. I just want something that takes me out without needing a big plan.

How can I get some sort of cancer or any other autoimmune condition?

 

[Hvergelmir]

Grinding down asbestos and snorting it, would probably do the trick.

Whatever your intent is, I'm pretty sure that there are better ways to go about it, though.
What do you want to achieve?

 

[KillingPain267]

Smoke cigarettes, drink alcohol, sunbathe your skin, eat bacon and go live near a nuclear waste facility. Not even that would be a guarantee. In all seriousness, once you do get cancer and it progresses after you refused treatments you will be in so much pain that you will go beg for treatment afterall. Because they will likely not give you palliative care to ease you into death, since they only care about playing saviors who "save" lives. No doctor is bragging about, or gets praised for helping sick people die peacefully except those who already campaign for voluntary assisted euthanasia.

 

[WhiteRabbit]

I understand being overwhelmed by suicide preparation, but I always feel like these types of questions are insensitive to the people here suffering from cancer and terrible autoimmune diseases. Or who have had to watch loved ones go through it.

You can't easily get cancer, and you can't give yourself an autoimmune disease. If you could there would be a mega thread about it.

 

[willitpass]

Live. And wait and see if you happen to draw the cancer card in life. You cannot cause cancer. You could live a whole life chain smoking and never wear sunscreen and never get cancer. Or you could live the healthiest, anti-cancer lifestyle and still get it. It's a luck of the draw and even if you do end up with it, statistically you'll be well into middle/old age before you do.

 

[Worndown]

Having survived cancer, I cannot suggest this as a method. On the rare chance you get a lethal cancer, it will not be a simple death. I got lucky and it was pretty rough. For many the suffering is unimaginable.
Add to that, a surprising number of people that should get cancer do not. It is an unequal affliction.

 

[Richard Langford]

Won't that take a while? Like years and years? And ultimately be extremely painful in the end?

 

[Young]

I understand being overwhelmed by suicide preparation, but I always feel like these types of questions are insensitive to the people here suffering from cancer and terrible autoimmune diseases. Or who have had to watch loved ones go through it.

You can't easily get cancer, and you can't give yourself an autoimmune disease. If you could there would be a mega thread about it.

You are right. I wasn't thinking properly because of how frustrated I was. If there is a mod here, feel free to remove this thread if needed.

I made this impulsively.
Please everyone, forgive my behaviour.

 

[Davey36000]

Sensitive topic. I'm aware of the potential pain. I don't really care anymore. I just want something that takes me out without needing a big plan.

How can I get some sort of cancer or any other autoimmune condition?

Buy ticket to Chernobyl and live there for about a year (as close as possible to the blast zone)