Games Dumb Ways to Die

[Thinking]

Rules:

• 1st person (me) lists a dumb way to die
• Next person responds with "dead" or "alive" based on if they would do that method or not. Then below that, list another dumb way to die

Example:

Person A: Huff too much perfume at Bath and Body Works.​

Person B: dead. Paint yourself to blend in with the road on a busy highway and lie on the ground there.​

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I'll start:
Choke on one of Grandma's Werther's hard candies at church.

 

[Squiddy]

Dead

Take Datura

 

[Leech]

Dead

Inject hand sanitizer

 

[schopenh]

"Inject hand sanitizer"
Alive

Wander around the projects screaming racial profanities

 

[Leech]

Alive

Chow down on some dry ice

 

[Brick In The Wall]

Alive!



Fly through a thunderstorm.

 

[Squiddy]

Dead

Stick a fork in an electrical outlet

 

[Brick In The Wall]

Dead

Stick a fork in an electrical outlet

Alive, but wishes he wasn't.



High speed car wreck.

 

[Squiddy]

Alive

Stab yourself in the neck with a fork

 

[Leech]

Alive but only because I'd chicken out

Go impromptu parachute-free skydiving on a commercial flight

 

[Squiddy]

Dead


Choke on a fork like Squidward

 

[MiserableBastard1995]

Alive.

Attempt CTB by random concoction of stolen pills. (okay that one's a bit obvious)

 

[Squiddy]

Alive

Light yourself on fire

 

[Deafsn0w]

Alive

drink a 10 year old milk

 

[ArtsyDrawer]

Alive

Actually manage to overdose on marijuana.

 

[Isadeth]

Alive but sleeping and hungry

Shoelace caught in escalator

 

[Deleted member 19654]

Alive (that is a genuine phobia of mine)

Being covered in tuna and then thrown into a pit of hungry cats.

 

[Squiddy]

Dead

Eat way too much food and blow up

 

[Homecoming]

Alive

Eat poisonous Pufferfish

 

[DetachedDreamer97]

Dead

Sleep deprivation then orgasm til you have a heart attack.

 

[Isadeth]

Dead

Airbag deploys breaking neck during road rage horn beeping.

 

[Squiddy]

Dead

Stop drinking water

 

[DetachedDreamer97]

Dead

Stop drinking water

Dead

Buttchugging bleach

 

[Blue LIPS]

Kinky.... I mean, dead.


giving compressed air enemas at work

 

[Lupgevif]

Alive.

Swallowing broken glass.

 

[Isadeth]

Alive

Being impaled with an Icicle

 

[DetachedDreamer97]

Dead, but only if it's in the brainstem.

Cutting yourself all over and having your wounds covered in your own shit.

 

[Squiddy]

Definitely dead lol

Inject yourself with bleach

 

[Isadeth]

Alive

Cooking yourself in a hot tub

 

[Deafsn0w]

Alive


Tigers eat you alive