Method Good place to get Lick Her?

[JingusBingus]

hey whats up y'all
I'm under 21 and I found this website called Uptown Spirits that has some cheap shitty vodka for like 17$.
This website doesn't seem to have any actual age verification system in place, no I.D. upload or anything like that, which is weird. (might just be a fuckin scam lol idk)
The only problem is that I live in Utah and it can't be sent to where I live because of the state's wack ass import laws, so I was thinking that I could have it sent to town in a state next to me.
Either Idaho, Colorado, or Wyoming, but I don't know where I could possibly have it sent where I could retrieve it safely.
I don't have any friends or family that live there, so that's not an option.
I know that there's services that offer to hold packages for you, but I have no idea how that shit works lol and I have no idea if there's one within 2-3 driving distance of where I live (Utah county).
Anyone got any ideas or am I gonna get banned for even asking this?

 

[Mirrory Me]

 

[JingusBingus]

very intelectually awakening, thank you.

 

[CTB_random]

hey whats up y'all
I'm under 21 and I found this website called Uptown Spirits that has some cheap shitty vodka for like 17$.
This website doesn't seem to have any actual age verification system in place, no I.D. upload or anything like that, which is weird. (might just be a fuckin scam lol idk)
The only problem is that I live in Utah and it can't be sent to where I live because of the state's wack ass import laws, so I was thinking that I could have it sent to town in a state next to me.
Either Idaho, Colorado, or Wyoming, but I don't know where I could possibly have it sent where I could retrieve it safely.
I don't have any friends or family that live there, so that's not an option.
I know that there's services that offer to hold packages for you, but I have no idea how that shit works lol and I have no idea if there's one within 2-3 driving distance of where I live (Utah county).
Anyone got any ideas or am I gonna get banned for even asking this?

I think it requires id when dropped off

 

[astr4]

befriend someone older and less scrupulous in the psych ward then offer them an extra 5$ for every run they can make for you. i did this at 18 minus the psych ward part, it was just my roommate who was already 19 lol. side note crazy americans can sell their soul to the military but can't drink yet.

 

[needthebus]

i don't get it

you live in utah and want to get drunk, despite being 18

so you are asking for help with figuring out how to violate state and federal law so you can get drunk?

are you unable to leave utah?

given the heat the site has been under due to reporters, it's unfair to ask this here. i don't think anyone should ban you, but a mod should probably lock and remove this thread.

there are other bulliten boards, along with search engines. publicly posting things on this manner is too risky for the site.

you're openly asking for help with violating the law when reporters are constantly on the lookout for ways to make this site look bad.

i snitched on you to mods. :-( sorry it's to protect the site. i wish we didn't have to worry about stuff like this. i don't think you'll be banned but the site needs to be protected.