Has Anybody Found Success With Escalators?

[BoulderSoWhat]

Do Escalators Cure Depression? The Answer Is Here Somewhere!! (maybe...)

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[notwhereIbelong]

All this time beating ourselves up for a seemingly unsolvable problem... and here it is.
Next time I'm deep in a depressive episode I'll find the nearest set of escalators and just ride them up and down continuously. Will report back.

 

[KillingPain267]

I hope my doctor will prescribe me escalators!

 

[ilikehamsters]

Maybe i should become an escalator technician then!

 

[Lady Laudanum]

escalators > escitalopram
DUH

 

[KillingPain267]

Schindler's lift
Makes sense. Escalators give an upLIFTing mood

 

[mango-meridian]

I deeeefinitely thought this was a serious thread and someone had found a way to CTB using escalators. I was ready to believe it.

 

[BoulderSoWhat]

I deeeefinitely thought this was a serious thread and someone had found a way to CTB using escalators. I was ready to believe it.

If it can happen on accident, it can happen on purpose

 

[mango-meridian]

If it can happen on accident, it can happen on purpose View attachment 152016

 

[BoulderSoWhat]

Ahhh maybe not though, dying ON an escalator isn't the same as dying FROM an escalator. Checkmate I guess

 

[mango-meridian]

Ahhh maybe not though, dying ON an elevator isn't the same as dying FROM an elevator. Checkmate I guess

What are people doing to die on escalators. Y'all can literally just stand there. Though I will admit when I was a kid I was pretty spooked about the little hop you have to do to get off.

 

[BoulderSoWhat]

I had to correct myself. We can't be mixing up elevators and escalators. Two VERY different things

What are people doing to die on escalators. Y'all can literally just stand there. Though I will admit when I was a kid I was pretty spooked about the little hop you have to do to get off.

Ahhh that must be it! 2 to 3 people a year...they forget about the hop off at the end.

 

[notwhereIbelong]

I deeeefinitely thought this was a serious thread and someone had found a way to CTB using escalators. I was ready to believe it.

Man, Final Destination has traumatized me too much to consider using an escalator as a method, but from the title that my first thought as well

 

[mango-meridian]

I had to correct myself. We can't be mixing up elevators and escalators. Two VERY different things

Ahhh that must be it! 2 to 3 people a year...they forget about the hop off at the end.

To a kid the hop is quite spooky indeed. But naw it's probably more like older people and people with disabilities who are carrying a bunch of stuff and then fall down. Also it doesn't help that the railing usually moves faster than the stairs.

For a CTB method I was picturing maybe if you let a string get sucked into it then it would get jammed in some gears and continue pulling the string. Then if the string was wrapped around your neck or something maybe it would kill you. Just normal things normal people think about lol.

 

[BoulderSoWhat]

Come on deep ai, do your work!

While escalators themselves are not a direct cure for depression, they can be understood as part of a larger system that influences mental well-being. Here's a scientifically plausible way to frame the role escalators might play in alleviating some symptoms of depression:

1.Physical Activity and Movement
- Gentle Physical Engagement: While escalators do not require significant exertion, the choice to stand on an escalator (as opposed to remaining sedentary) can encourage more movement. Movement, even in small doses, can stimulate the release of endorphins. These "feel-good" hormones can provide a temporary boost in mood.

2. Accessibility and Social Connection
- Encouraged Mobility: Escalators are often found in public spaces, which can make various destinations more accessible. This can facilitate social interaction—visiting friends, going to community events, or simply being around other people. Social interaction has been shown to have a significant positive impact on mood and can act as a buffer against depression.

3. Ease of Access to Natural Light
- Pathway to Natural Environments: Escalators can lead to areas with natural light—such as the outdoors or windows with sunlight exposure. Regular exposure to natural light has been linked to improved mood and is often used in treatments for Seasonal Affective Disorder (SAD).

4. Mindfulness and Distraction
- Mindful Movement: The process of using an escalator can be a moment of mindful engagement, where a person can take a break from stressors and be present at the moment. Techniques such as mindfulness have been shown to reduce symptoms of anxiety and depression.
- Distraction: Using an escalator can serve as a distraction from negative thoughts. The act of moving through a space can redirect focus, providing a mental break from ruminating thoughts associated with depression.

5. Routine and Structure
- Incorporating into Daily Life: Regular use of escalators can be part of a daily routine, which can provide structure. Establishing and maintaining routines can be beneficial for individuals experiencing depression, helping to create a sense of normalcy.

6. Environmental Aesthetics
- Pleasant Environments: Many escalators are located in visually appealing areas (such as shopping malls, museums, or parks). Engaging with aesthetically pleasing environments can enhance mood and promote positive feelings.

Conclusion
While escalators themselves are not a solution for depression, their role in promoting physical activity, facilitating social connections, providing access to natural light, and contributing to routine can all play a part in a comprehensive approach to enhancing mental well-being. For those struggling with depression, a multifaceted approach that includes therapy, physical activity, social engagement, and possibly medication is typically required, and elements like escalators can be small but meaningful contributors to overall mental health.

 

[mango-meridian]

Come on deep ai, do your work!View attachment 152022

While escalators themselves are not a direct cure for depression, they can be understood as part of a larger system that influences mental well-being. Here's a scientifically plausible way to frame the role escalators might play in alleviating some symptoms of depression:

1.Physical Activity and Movement
- Gentle Physical Engagement: While escalators do not require significant exertion, the choice to stand on an escalator (as opposed to remaining sedentary) can encourage more movement. Movement, even in small doses, can stimulate the release of endorphins. These "feel-good" hormones can provide a temporary boost in mood.

2. Accessibility and Social Connection
- Encouraged Mobility: Escalators are often found in public spaces, which can make various destinations more accessible. This can facilitate social interaction—visiting friends, going to community events, or simply being around other people. Social interaction has been shown to have a significant positive impact on mood and can act as a buffer against depression.

3. Ease of Access to Natural Light
- Pathway to Natural Environments: Escalators can lead to areas with natural light—such as the outdoors or windows with sunlight exposure. Regular exposure to natural light has been linked to improved mood and is often used in treatments for Seasonal Affective Disorder (SAD).

4. Mindfulness and Distraction
- Mindful Movement: The process of using an escalator can be a moment of mindful engagement, where a person can take a break from stressors and be present at the moment. Techniques such as mindfulness have been shown to reduce symptoms of anxiety and depression.
- Distraction: Using an escalator can serve as a distraction from negative thoughts. The act of moving through a space can redirect focus, providing a mental break from ruminating thoughts associated with depression.

5. Routine and Structure
- Incorporating into Daily Life: Regular use of escalators can be part of a daily routine, which can provide structure. Establishing and maintaining routines can be beneficial for individuals experiencing depression, helping to create a sense of normalcy.

6. Environmental Aesthetics
- Pleasant Environments: Many escalators are located in visually appealing areas (such as shopping malls, museums, or parks). Engaging with aesthetically pleasing environments can enhance mood and promote positive feelings.

Conclusion
While escalators themselves are not a solution for depression, their role in promoting physical activity, facilitating social connections, providing access to natural light, and contributing to routine can all play a part in a comprehensive approach to enhancing mental well-being. For those struggling with depression, a multifaceted approach that includes therapy, physical activity, social engagement, and possibly medication is typically required, and elements like escalators can be small but meaningful contributors to overall mental health.

Proof AI aint that smart. Won't give us the real answers.

 

[avoid]

Don't believe the cartoons!
I've found some solid evidence that escalators are not a reliable method.

View attachment itchy-scratchy-escalator.mp4

View attachment escalator-method-unreliable.mp4

 

[ms_beaverhousen]

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@AlexYaBoy wth?

 

[BoulderSoWhat]

In search of a new coffee shop to try, I went to a mall yesterday. I found my coffee and it was good.

There were many escalators, I went up and down them many times.

Though mildly entertained, I can confirm, they do not cure depression.