NSFW Has anyone here engaged in public sex/masturbation?

[olvalgon]

I have a fetish for this but I know that it's almost certainly not legal so I haven't engaged in it.

 

[Mentalmick]

As long as there are no follow up questions, yes.

 

[Life_and_Death]

As long as there are no follow up questions, yes.

This answer. Exactly this lol.

 

[TessB]

I have a fetish for this but I know that it's almost certainly not legal so I haven't engaged in it.

I can't tell if you're being serious or not? As if you have a fetish for it why haven't you done it? I think police have got better things to do than stalk people getting saucy in graveyards or wherever.

 

[Mentalmick]

I can't tell if you're being serious or not? As if you have a fetish for it why haven't you done it? I think police have got better things to do than stalk people getting saucy in graveyards or wherever.

And it's not very time consuming either going by xhams........cough.

 

[olvalgon]

I can't tell if you're being serious or not? As if you have a fetish for it why haven't you done it? I think police have got better things to do than stalk people getting saucy in graveyards or wherever.

Is it illegal to do it in a store? I have a foot fetish as well and have been considering going to a shop and wanking off with shoes.

Buying from online just doesn't work.

 

[TessB]

Is it illegal to do it in a store? I have a foot fetish as well and have been considering going to a shop and wanking off with shoes.

Buying from online just doesn't work.

Are you asking if it's illegal to go into Clark's and wank over a pair of loafers? Go for it mate!

 

[D11FER]

Better over crocs !! Quick rinse and still saleable ;)

 

[TessB]

Better over crocs !! Quick rinse and still saleable ;)

You saucy boy... I did see rather a nice pair of flip flops in Tesco the other day .. might be good for a quickie..

 

[Hirokami]

Once. It was in a public restroom with my gf.

 

[BeansOfRequirement]

Yeah, they fired me from the kindergarten.

 

[TessB]

Once. It was in a public restroom with my gf.

Oh well if we are actually sharing, a girl went down on me in a church a couple of years ago.. probably why god hates me so much now

 

[Mentalmick]

I am shocked and horrified by this thread. Graveyards, shoes, Tesco, restrooms, kindergarden, churches, pet shops, masturbating all over the place. You're all doomed.

 

[Life_and_Death]

I am shocked and horrified by this thread. Graveyards, shoes, Tesco, restrooms, kindergarden, churches, pet shops, masturbating all over the place. You're all doomed.

UNDER A BRIDGE!!!! im a troll

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

Spoiler

When I was around 18-20, I would feel compelled to masturbate in public bathrooms at my college. Usually I tried to find ones that only have one toilet in them so I was unlikely to be disturbed but I'm ashamed to say there were moments where I was in a stall and other people could be around it but luckily I was never caught. I justified this by telling myself it was better than walking around with a boner all the time because there were definitely days I had constant boners and nothing else would help.

 

[D11FER]

Is this why I have hairy palms ? And bad eye sight ?

 

[Mentalmick]

Is this why I have hairy palms ? And bad eye sight ?

It's also why I've got numerous asbos.

 

[D11FER]

It's also why I've got numerous asbos.

I've been banned from most supermarkets in the south east ! Naked helicopters is a big NO NO !!! However Morrison's didn't care that much and I got given a staff discount card ;)

 

[Brick In The Wall]

Look outside your window for a surprise

 

[D11FER]

Fuck me im on the 27th floor superman lol

 

[Endeavour]

Yeah loads of times, it's awesome. Off the top of my head - in a burger king restaurant toilet, on a train full of passengers, on a railway platform, on the bonnet of the car in broad daylight at a wildlife reserve in a car park full of cars, on the bonnet of the car at night, in the car, the boot of the car, the stock room at work, a school reception doorway (night time), in a school locker room, a cemetery (got caught that time), a multi storey car park (got caught that time too), in a pub, an office desk, an alleyway, a beer garden.

Etc. It's a thrill. Not so thrilling when you get caught, but you can laugh later.

And those were just by myself.

Edit: Oh and a playground at night as well. I was thinking, since I'm not one to count conquests or being conquested who were these girls and how many were willing to have outdoor hanky panky??

burger king restaurant toilet, Girl A
on a train full of passengers, Girl A
on a railway platform, Girl A
on the bonnet of the car in broad daylight at a wildlife reserve in a car park full of cars Girl A
on the bonnet of the car at night Girl A
in the car Girls A & B & C
the boot of the car Girl A
the stock room at work Girl D
school reception doorway (night time) Girl E
school locker room Girl F
cemetery (got caught that time) Girl G
a multi storey car park (got caught that time too) Girl H
in a pub Girl A
an office desk Girl I
an alleyway, Girl A
a beer garden Girl A
playground at night Girl J

Girl A was definitely the most adventurous. Oh yeah - on a golf course as well.

 

[Mentalmick]

Oh yeah - on a golf course as well.

Yeah, I was playing that day. I want my fucking ball back!

 

[olvalgon]

Are you asking if it's illegal to go into Clark's and wank over a pair of loafers? Go for it mate!

I know someone who has done that and got away with it.

The thing is, he looks very feminine and can pass for a woman. I look quite masculine so I think it will be a bit odd to be trying out high heels in the changing room when I'm a man.

 

[BeansOfRequirement]

I look quite masculine

 

[Wheredidmysanitygo]

Once i got blown in the back of a bus. I think there were no passengers on it tho.

 

[Mentalmick]

I know someone who has done that and got away with it.

The thing is, he looks very feminine and can pass for a woman. I look quite masculine so I think it will be a bit odd to be trying out high heels in the changing room when I'm a man.

I've lived a very sheltered life. The closed I've got to masturbating in public was revving my bike up a little too much whilst looking at a woman wearing sunglasses.

 

[fixitinpost]

Shoe shopping shall never be quite the same.

 

[netrezven]

Many years ago i used to have a job. So i had a party with my colegues. I was like 20 years old. I liked that job. Anyway i got too drunk and stole the half of the party cake and took it to my room. I invited the most drunk ones to go in for a cake war. It was a mess, cleaning was hard afterwards. It was my room at the hotel, but went to sleep amoung two coworkers who were couple. They started to have sex and i was like...just give me the keys to your room, no problem...

 

[Endeavour]

Many years ago i used to have a job. So i had a party with my colegues. I was like 20 years old. I liked that job. Anyway i got too drunk and stole the half of the party cake and took it to my room. I invited the most drunk ones to go in for a cake war. It was a mess, cleaning was hard afterwards. It was my room at the hotel, but went to sleep amoung two coworkers who were couple. They started to have sex and i was like...just give me the keys to your room, no problem...

You should have joined in. Maybe that's what they wanted.

 

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