NSFW Hey girl are you a coffin? Because I really want to be inside of you right now -,-

[Loser47]

I'm just bored and can't sleep, can't really connect with other people when all you have to talk about is how much life sucks and make suicidal jokes

So just trying to distract myself by posting random shit

 

[BeansOfRequirement]

These are great:

https://sanctioned-suicide.net/threads/suicide-memes.6466/

Girl are you my brain stem? Because I want to unload into you.
Girl, is that perfume nitrogen? Because I love breathing it in.
Girl is that finger a rope tied in a slipknot and secured safely to a static place? Because I'd like to add a ring to it. (Not sure if many get this one)
Girl is that outfit my survival instinct? Because I want to remove it.
Girl are you A? Because I want your contact information.
Girl are you an atmosphere with less than 6% oxygen? Cause I'd love to have you in my bedroom.
Girl are you a building that's taller than 100m? Because I can see myself on top of you.
Girl are you SN? Cause my heart is beating so fast right now.

 

[Loser47]

These are great:

https://sanctioned-suicide.net/threads/suicide-memes.6466/

Girl are you my brain stem? Because I want to unload into you.

 

[262653]

These are great:

https://sanctioned-suicide.net/threads/suicide-memes.6466/

Girl are you my brain stem? Because I want to unload into you.
Girl, is that perfume nitrogen? Because I love breathing it in.
Girl is that finger a rope tied in a slipknot and secured safely to a static place? Because I'd like to add a ring to it.

From the same thread:
Girl, is your second name Suicide? Cause I think of you every day.

Not from the same thread:
Girl, is that a gun in your pocket? Because I want you to unload in me.

 

[BeansOfRequirement]

These are great:

https://sanctioned-suicide.net/threads/suicide-memes.6466/

Girl are you my brain stem? Because I want to unload into you.
Girl, is that perfume nitrogen? Because I love breathing it in.
Girl is that finger a rope tied in a slipknot and secured safely to a static place? Because I'd like to add a ring to it.
Girl is that outfit my survival instinct? Because I want to remove it.
Girl are you A? Because I want your contact information.
Girl are you an atmosphere with less than 6% oxygen? Cause I'd love to have you in my bedroom.
Girl are you a building that's taller than 100m? Because I can see myself on top of you.
Girl are you SN? Cause my heart is beating so fast right now.

-When she's leaving-
Girl are you my heartbeat? Because I need you to stop.
-When she's talking to other men on social media-
Are those guys my carotid arteries? Because I want you to block them.

Are you my blood oxygen level? Because I want you to get low.

 

[Makko]

You kinky masochist bastards.

 

[LifeQuitter2018]

Girl are you a Gorrila Tape ? Cause I want you to wrap around my neck.