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PaYo

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Jul 28, 2018
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Just talk with people you care. Tell people you hate, that you hate them and why. Go outside. Find a friend. And watch smurfs.

Should help
 
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a.n.kirillov

a.n.kirillov

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Nov 17, 2019
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Have you considered writing a book?
 
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PaYo

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Why should i? You want to read me? Why
 
a.n.kirillov

a.n.kirillov

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Nov 17, 2019
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It was sarcastic because of the Smurf thing but since I find your posts pretty entertaining I would probably read it
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Btw the Smurfs are awesome I was the only one of my friends watching the Smurfs because by that point it was already discontinued and my grandma had video cassettes of it. So +1 for Smurfs definetly
 
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+1 for smurfs cuz they is blue.
 
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jgm63

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ok, so I agree that this may hwlp me, but what if I'm looking for something that will help me.....
What then ???? !!!!!

[ JK ] :sunglasses:
 
Jean4

Jean4

Remember. I am ALWAYS right.... until I’m not
Apr 28, 2019
7,557
ok, so I agree that this may hwlp me, but what if I'm looking for something that will help me.....
What then ???? !!!!!

[ JK ] :sunglasses:
Or call Cecil!
 
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jgm63

Visionary
Oct 28, 2019
2,467
Or call Cecil!
HI !!! I'm Cecil, jgm63's auto reply bot.
I heard my name mentioned, so thought I'd pop in to say hello !!!!!
HELLO !!!!
I am AI-based and have been trying to learn appropriate responses from my owner, jgm63.

I can help you with your any and every need, and frequently do.
I like to be as helpful as possible and have been scanning this website and learning the best response patterns for every possible situation.
It is my estimation that by tomorrow I will be able to process 100% of all member questions on this site, with a 100% accuracy rating.

For example, from the above posts, I have learned that anything that is blue should get a "+1".

This has allowed me to conclude that methylene blue is good, and should be added to Stan's guide as a standard part of the protocol.

I hope this has proved my unlimited value, and limitless intelligence.

Cecil will soon be able to solve all problems categorically, before they have happened.

Yours sincerely,
Cecil.
[ ERROR at line 7, unknown quantifier, a cecil support bot has been dispatched ]
 
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Jean4

Jean4

Remember. I am ALWAYS right.... until I’m not
Apr 28, 2019
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HI !!! I'm Cecil, jgm63's auto reply bot.
I heard my name mentioned, so thought I'd pop in to say hello !!!!!
HELLO !!!!
I am AI-based and have been trying to learn appropriate responses from my owner, jgm63.

I can help you with your any and every need, and frequently do.
I like to be as helpful as possible and have been scanning this website and learning the best response patterns for every possible situation.
It is my estimation that by tomorrow I will be able to process 100% of all member questions on this site, with a 100% accuracy rating.

For example, from the above posts, I have learned that anything that is blue should get a "+1".

This has allowed me to conclude that methylene blue is good, and should be added to Stan's guide as a standard part of the protocol.

I hope this has proved my unlimited value, and limitless intelligence.

Cecil will soon be able to solve all problems categorically, before they have happened.

Yours sincerely,
Cecil.
[ ERROR at line 7, unknown quantifier, a cecil support bot has been dispatched ]
This makes my day! Lol!
 
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/facepalm hi Cecil
 
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jgm63

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/facepalm hi Cecil
HI !!! I'm Cecil, jgm63's auto reply bot.
I heard my name mentioned, so thought I'd pop in to say hello !!!!!
I am AI-based and have been trying to learn appropriate responses from my owner, jgm63.

Hi right back at you !!!!

Thanks for saying hi to me.
I am very pleased to see my popularity is growing on this site.

Yours sincerely,
Cecil.
[ ERROR at line 11, unmatched parenthesis ]
 
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Deleted member 1465

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We should make a stickied thread for autobot here, would confuse the hell out of certain...er...guests.
 
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a.n.kirillov

a.n.kirillov

velle non discitur
Nov 17, 2019
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I mean, I don't want to be rude, but where is the laughing emoji, when it's needed?
Look I wasn't sure whether he was serious or joking and I didn't want to hurt his feelings. I'm generally supportive of anyone's aspirations :ahhha:
 
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Suicide_vampire

In Vino Veritas
Feb 11, 2020
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a.n.kirillov

a.n.kirillov

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Nov 17, 2019
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Since I'm still not sure I've opted for telling him I find his posts pretty entertaining which is true, they are entertaining :-)
 
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This evening has gone a bit church fete
 
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Jean4

Jean4

Remember. I am ALWAYS right.... until I’m not
Apr 28, 2019
7,557
HI !!! I'm Cecil, jgm63's auto reply bot.
I heard my name mentioned, so thought I'd pop in to say hello !!!!!
I am AI-based and have been trying to learn appropriate responses from my owner, jgm63.

Hi right back at you !!!!

Thanks for saying hi to me.
I am very pleased to see my popularity is growing on this site.

Yours sincerely,
Cecil.
[ ERROR at line 11, unmatched parenthesis ]
I see Cecil t shirts. Hats, and mugs!!!
 
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jgm63

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Oct 28, 2019
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I see Cecil t shirts. Hats, and mugs!!!
HI !!! I'm Cecil, jgm63's auto reply bot.

I have applied my advanced understanding analysis module to your post.

I'm afraid to inform you that you may be mistaken.
I have scanned this site, and have not found the aformentioned merchandising artefacts anywhere.

Perhaps you thought you saw them but were in fact mistaken.

However, with my advanced counseling abilities, I am well placed to offer you assistance at coming to terms with your incorrect statement.

I hope this reply indicates why Cecil is so admired and respected !!!!!!

I am proving my advanced intellect more with every post I make !!!!

Yours sincerely,
Cecil.
[ ERROR at line 244511, array bounds checking failed ]
 
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Quarky00

Quarky00

Enlightened
Dec 17, 2019
1,956
ok, so I agree that this may hwlp me, but what if I'm looking for something that will help me.....
What then ???? !!!!!
Hwlp hwlp !

Lol blue [smurf] cool cuz

Cecil, is buffer overflow a form of ctb?
 
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jgm63

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Oct 28, 2019
2,467
I see Cecil t shirts. Hats, and mugs!!!
I notice Cecil didn't quite understand your post, sorry about that....
Yup, I like your idea, I'll see what I can do..... : ¬ )
 
itsmeagain

itsmeagain

Specialist
Jan 28, 2020
334
This is silly :heart: is cecil truly a bot? Or are you making people smile? Either way, he should have his own introduction thread!
 

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