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TheLastGreySky

TheLastGreySky

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Nov 24, 2023
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Walking Home Alone :

You're a waitress walking home alone just after a busy shift shortly after 10 pm.
It's a chilly night so you're wearing a thick coat and some cute knitted gloves.
You suddenly notice a man walking slowly behind you.
You begin to walk faster, but he begins to pace steadily.
You begin to panic and race down a dark alley as fast as your nimble legs will carry you.
But you run into a dead-end, and turn around in place.
And there he is, right in front of you, He struggles to catch his breath,
he's panting almost like a dog. Yet try to scream but your mouth won't open
and you just stand there like a deer in the headlights frozen as he opens his mouth to
reveal an unnaturally white-perfect set of teeth gleaming in the moonlight.
You finally muster all the courage you have and shout at him.

"What do you want!!!"

He smiles, just like the Cheshire cat as his eyes seem to pierce right through you
as if he could see your vulnerable soul itself. And he pauses for what seems like a lifetime
before finally uttering in a semi monotone voice...

"Hello, we've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty".

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Thanks for reading. šŸ˜
 
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