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dustbiter

dustbiter

hewwo one and all :3
Nov 24, 2021
91
would you be a human? a plant?

i would love to be a kitty but i would probably be a mollusk or perhaps a moss ball
 
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A_miStake_of_NATURE

A_miStake_of_NATURE

I wish no one had to CTB..........
Aug 14, 2020
703
I'd like to be a penguin. They're cute and funny. Probably going to be an annoying fly prop would want to get rid of:)
 
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ghost_

ghost_

Boo!
Nov 10, 2021
111
I'd like to be a tree I think. out in the middle of a big forest peaceful
 
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Susannah

Susannah

Mage
Jul 2, 2018
530
I love penguins, but don't like the cold enviroment they live in. I would go for a wild horse, or maybe a leopard. Leopards are adaptive and very tough animals, and beautiful.
 
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WrongPlaceWrongTime

WrongPlaceWrongTime

Better never to have been
Jul 4, 2021
695
A cat, spending most of the day sleeping with little if any stress whatsoever.
 
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Death is beautiful

Death is beautiful

Warlock
May 20, 2021
791
I would like to become the son of Elon Musk and spend all his money
 
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ClownMe

ClownMe

Don't Cry for Me, I'm Already Dead
Apr 7, 2021
20,561
If i was forced to be reincarnated into this shitty existence then id probably be a bird, I obviously wouldn't have the mental capacity of a human so I couldn't get as depressed and I feel like it'd be cool seeing things from a bird's eye view.
 
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Pluto

Pluto

Meowing to go out
Dec 27, 2020
4,272
A mayfly. An insect with a lifetime of 24 hours. Live like there's no tomorrow.

Download
 
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FuneralCry

FuneralCry

Just wanting some peace
Sep 24, 2020
39,684
Reincarnation is a terrifying concept. I would rather just be nothing really. I belong in the eternal nothingness. However if I had to choose, I would also choose a cat. I think overall it is better to be a cat than a human. I would hate to be a human again. Consciousness is torture.
 
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...

...

crippled with grief
Nov 8, 2021
335
hopefully something with less self awareness and more oblivious to how much everything sucks
 
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ket

Member
Dec 18, 2021
81
cuter.
 
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Crazy4u

Crazy4u

Enlightened
Sep 29, 2021
1,318
I would rather be a plant without a soul. A flower, rose, ...etc in a nice country
 
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MeltedJello

MeltedJello

My brain is a liquid mess.
Aug 18, 2021
2,214
I'm not really sure, but I guess I would choose to be a jellyfish, since that's the first that came to mind.
 
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uselesswaste

uselesswaste

Member
Dec 4, 2021
57
I wanna be an insect just like @Pluto but my reason is insect don't feel any physical pain or have certain emotions.
 
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4eyebiped

4eyebiped

Mage
Dec 28, 2019
567
I think I would come back as Godzilla. To be honest, I am not sure how I would wipe my ass though. I will make sure to only eat humans high in fiber and maybe use a geyser, like in Yellowstone, as a bidet. Nothing beats a gush of steam and molten water up the backside in the morning to start the day!
 
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LingeringUnreal

LingeringUnreal

dumb of ass
Dec 14, 2021
118
A skunk. No one would mess with me!
 
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Remember-Me-Not

I think I'm going to be okay.
Dec 10, 2019
91
I would like to be a cat—sleep most of the day away, people understand if I act antisocial, and I would purr all the time to make my human happy (some people say that a cat's purring can be healing for humans).
 
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summers

Visionary
Nov 4, 2020
2,495
I just want to come back and look like this. I really wonder what it would be like to go through life being this attractive...

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GentleJerk

GentleJerk

Carrot juice pimp.
Dec 14, 2021
1,372
I just want to come back and look like this. I really wonder what it would be like to go through life being this attractive...

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I'm don't know but I'm sure it might involve a squats contest to win a wig and a cross-dressing date with a Don!
 
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summers

Visionary
Nov 4, 2020
2,495
I'm don't know but I'm sure it might involve a squats contest to win a wig and a cross-dressing date with a Don!
I'm down for the squats, but Don was never my type. I used to not get the best for Cloud so I wouldn't have to date him lol. Still haven't gotten that far in Remake on the PC - having too much fun going doing every mission and grinding for levels.
 
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little helpers

little helpers

did I tie the tourniquet on my arm or on my neck?
Dec 14, 2021
518
wanna be a tree but, no trees has told me whether their lives suck yet. cuz if we're talking 'bout reincarnation that means it has a soul, right? like my "soul" morphs into the shape of a tree or something. as long as there is a "soul", things will have to suck, I think.

it's like crabs prolly aren't super aware of themselves but they can sense pain. adversity will have to be sensed some way for anything with a nervous system. or whatever that functions similarly.

I don't think it's a nice idea getting so extremely pain-averse, personally. and tbh, if it's reincarnation and I suffer again, well, just keep committing suicide then. maybe in that sense I shouldn't wish to be a tree. I want my life be in my own hands. but that's just the default human position.
 
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motel rooms

motel rooms

Survivor of incest. Gay. Please don't PM me.
Apr 13, 2021
7,081
I wanna, no, I'm gonna be reincarnated as the lovechild of Jesus Christ & the Prophet Muhammad to make bs from India have a nasty fuck with Abrahamic bs, tear a hole in the fabric of the universe & destroy it. Merry Xmas! :kiss:

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Kirron Kher Bollywood GIF
 
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Pallf

I'm tired
May 27, 2018
358
Hmm, if I could pick traits and the like I'd pick being rich, well adjusted, not LGBT, good at math. If I can't pick all that then I'd like to be a fruit tree on protected land. Or a Sequoia. Or maybe a Bluebonnet, I love those
 
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TheHatedOne

TheHatedOne

Death is salvation
Sep 26, 2021
2,028
If reincarnation truly does exist I just hope I WON'T become a Stalin 2.0 or Hitler 2.0.
 
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Slaanesh

Slaanesh

Memento mori
Oct 23, 2019
52
A ghost, just go around harassing the arseholes of this world a Christmas Carrol style, 👻
 
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absoluteanimal1

absoluteanimal1

Death by chocolate
Dec 17, 2021
941
I kinda want to be a dolphin. But they are smart and probably suffer like we do so idk.
 
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WilNord

Student
Dec 17, 2021
133
some gigachad who's the son of a very wealthy elite (Duponts, rockefellers, etc)
 
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combatcuteness

combatcuteness

The number zero is feeling lonely...
Nov 30, 2020
193
I want to get reincarnated as a slime named Rimuru Sama
 
Illcryaboutitlater

Illcryaboutitlater

A Jigglypuff that lost her Mic
Dec 11, 2021
43
I want to be a single blade of bluegrass or a piece of moss.
 
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