
worldexploder
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- Sep 19, 2018
- 2,821
Remember kids, there are ONLY 12 rules for living so this list should be incredibly profound.
1. Stand up straight with you shoulders back.
- My body my posture pal!
2. Treat yourself like someone you are responsible for helping.
- Very poorly written. Otherwise, no shit! I think what he's trying to say is "help yourself".
3. Make friends with people who want the best for you.
- Really? I thought I was suppose to buddy up with enemies. Thanks for clearing that up J-Dawg
4. Compare yourself to who you were yesterday, not to who someone else is today.
- I am really starting to think English wasn't this guys first language...or second or third. I think he's trying to saying something along the lines of "don't compare yourself to other people". But the first part is throwing me off. Horrible flow of speech.
5. Do not let your children do anything that makes you dislike them.
- Wtf is this shit? What parent makes their children follow rules on a "do this so I won't hate you" basis! Rules are suspose to be set up for a child's own good because a parent is in a position of authority.
6. Set your house in perfect order before you criticize the world.
- Since perfection doesn't exist, does that mean I am not allowed to disapprove of anything? For example - I can't say FGM is wrong because I am an alcoholic?
7. Peruse what is meaningful (not what is expedient).
- What if I find expediency meaningful? Ohhhhh!
8. Tell the truth - or, at least, don't lie.
- I think I was taught this by age 2
9. Assume the person you are listening to might know something you don't.
- No shit! Pre-school simple.
10. Be precise in your speech
- Practice what you preach JP!
11. Do not bother children when they are skateboarding.
- I SHOULD BE THIS GUYS PAYEE
12. Pet a cat when you encounter one on the street.
-My grandpa did that once. It scratched the hell out of him resulting in a staph infection. He also had to get rabies shots. What about dogs? Or maybe a frog? If you're gonna cover one animal you may as well cover all!
What a joke! How does he have a million followers?
1. Stand up straight with you shoulders back.
- My body my posture pal!
2. Treat yourself like someone you are responsible for helping.
- Very poorly written. Otherwise, no shit! I think what he's trying to say is "help yourself".
3. Make friends with people who want the best for you.
- Really? I thought I was suppose to buddy up with enemies. Thanks for clearing that up J-Dawg
4. Compare yourself to who you were yesterday, not to who someone else is today.
- I am really starting to think English wasn't this guys first language...or second or third. I think he's trying to saying something along the lines of "don't compare yourself to other people". But the first part is throwing me off. Horrible flow of speech.
5. Do not let your children do anything that makes you dislike them.
- Wtf is this shit? What parent makes their children follow rules on a "do this so I won't hate you" basis! Rules are suspose to be set up for a child's own good because a parent is in a position of authority.
6. Set your house in perfect order before you criticize the world.
- Since perfection doesn't exist, does that mean I am not allowed to disapprove of anything? For example - I can't say FGM is wrong because I am an alcoholic?
7. Peruse what is meaningful (not what is expedient).
- What if I find expediency meaningful? Ohhhhh!
8. Tell the truth - or, at least, don't lie.
- I think I was taught this by age 2
9. Assume the person you are listening to might know something you don't.
- No shit! Pre-school simple.
10. Be precise in your speech
- Practice what you preach JP!
11. Do not bother children when they are skateboarding.
- I SHOULD BE THIS GUYS PAYEE
12. Pet a cat when you encounter one on the street.
-My grandpa did that once. It scratched the hell out of him resulting in a staph infection. He also had to get rabies shots. What about dogs? Or maybe a frog? If you're gonna cover one animal you may as well cover all!
What a joke! How does he have a million followers?