Story My Imaginary Girlfriend Drank All Of My Nembutal

[BeansOfRequirement]

I had an imaginary bottle of N in my hand. It was a small, old-school bottle made of dark-tinted glass and with a cork. As I was looking at it she decided to jump out. A quick explanation is that she has similar properties to Naruto's Kurama (the nine tailed fox). So she can talk to me, I can sometimes see her and she rarely jumps out. Back to the story, she grabbed the Nembutal and chugged it. It wasn't fatal and she's still inside of me but I'd hate it if she was actually suicidal. Yes I only made this thread because the title is hilarious. Share your own imaginary GF stories / stories of loved ones stealing your means of ctb. God bless.

 

[aneurysm]

congratulations, you've just earned the "most random post of the day" badge.

joke aside, why would your imaginary girl be suicidal in the first place?

 

[BeansOfRequirement]

congratulations, you've just earned the "most random post of the day" badge.

joke aside, why would your imaginary girl be suicidal in the first place?

Leave. I'm too drunk.

 

[Sensei]

My imaginary girlfriend watered our imaginary flowers with my imaginary 2M2B. I got so angry that I wanted to shoot her, but I had forgotten where I'd put my imaginary gun.

 

[262653]

Did you ask her why she drank all of your N?

 

[Makko]

I blew up the world with my imaginary nuke and imaginarily killed myself and everyone else. We're all dead now. You're all dead. Go home.

 

[aneurysm]

Leave. I'm too drunk.

I'll be okay. my dad is a chronic alcoholic so I'm used to drunk people abusing me :)

Did you ask her why she drank all of your N?

she is dead so how would he ask? I think she wanted to die because he is an alcoholic (might not be the full explanation, but likely part of it)

 

[262653]

she is dead so how would he ask? I think she wanted to die because he is an alcoholic (might not be the full explanation, but likely part of it)

Genes said it wasn't fatal, so I just assumed she is not dead.

*And even if she is, he could use edo tensei or something.

 

[aneurysm]

Genes said it wasn't fatal

oh

 

[BeansOfRequirement]

My imagination is too shit so I haven't been able to get myself an imaginary gf. I did make a bunch of these, though.

 

[Makko]

The topic name would make a good title for a romantic comedy.

 

[WhatDoesTheFoxSay?]

If survival instinct were livestock. A cow, perhaps.

Somehow she knows that her time has come to be slaughtered. She cries and kneels before her butchers, pleading with them to spare her life.

 

[Nexey]

I don't have fantasies about my old husbando anymore, but I know for a fact that if he became real, he'd instantly want to CTB. I'd prefer if he was "happy" in his own fictional world.

 

[WhatDoesTheFoxSay?]

If survival instinct were livestock. A cow, perhaps.

Somehow she knows that her time has come to be slaughtered. She cries and kneels before her butchers, pleading with them to spare her life.

'Crying' cow kneels in front of the butcher 'begging him to spare it'

The clip filmed outside an abattoir in southern China shows the female cow, thought to be pregnant, bending both front legs and refusing to walk, seemingly with tears in its eyes.

www.dailymail.co.uk

Where I got the inspiration from. It is said that cows cry on their way to the slaughterhouse. Vegan propaganda, but still.

 

[CoolGuy9]

What a whacky post.

 

[tardis]

My imagination is too shit so I haven't been able to get myself an imaginary gf. I did make a bunch of these, though.

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> tfw no cute homicidal gf

 

[Makko]

Bumping the real threads.