Story My mom probably thought i ctb this afternoon

[Slayer]

I slept until 2 pm since nobody was in the apartment. I turned on PC, put on my headphones and played some music.

Around 3 pm my mom arrives and starts running around the apartment and screaming in panic.

"SLAYER WHERE ARE YOU?!?!"

I turned off the music and gave her a confused look.

It turns out she was ringing on a doorbell and I couldn't hear because of headphones. I guess she thought I CTB.

Funny story.

 

[MaxZM98]

lol. i guess she already knew you are suicidal. i feel bad for her

 

[Deafsn0w]

lol

 

[Lra888]

Your mom must be pretty cool if she named you SLAYER.

 

[ctoan]

Your mom must be pretty cool if she named you SLAYER.

doesnt it mean murderer?

 

[Lra888]

Also this just reminded me that Slayer has a song called "Mandatory Suicide". They produced a very controversial t-shirt design based on this.

 

[worldexploder]

Slayer is one of my favorite bands btw. I'm guessing your mom is well aware of your desires to CTB?

 

[Slayer]

I have no idea whether she's aware of my suicidal tendencies. I'm NEET for quite a while with no signs of improvement. I guess she's subconsciously afraid I might CTB.

 

[LostitAll]

I have no idea whether she's aware of my suicidal tendencies. I'm NEET for quite a while with no signs of improvement. I guess she's subconsciously afraid I might CTB.

Suicidal Tendencies? Was there a pun intended there...
Another great band.

 

[Slayer]

I had no idea that band even exists. I'm not native English speaker.