GarageKarate07
Wizard
- Aug 18, 2020
- 665
COYOTES ARE REALLY DUMB!
So, its easy, any post you ever wanted to make but didnt for whatever reason. Title, and paragraphs, and pictures, and whatever. Funny or sad or sharing or good or bad. Anything goes NO JUDGEMENT ZONE!!
I have a patch of desert to the side of me with a dry lake. These STUPID coyotes are in there in the bushes and they are so dumb! Coyotes are small. Like about the size of an ottoman or a plastic tote or a large house cat. Are They dangerous? Yes and no. They will pee on you if you sleep on the ground but they will take all your loose camping food first. They can bite but thats a long shot cuz they run away. A child can take a Coyote IF the child isn't a pushover. Google coyote for size scale.
The night is very quiet and then all of a sudden one will scream. It sounds like lady death raping a chalkboard. It seems scary but when you know what animal it is it's just very annoying. So one screams and then all of them scream. So it sounds like a soprano ghost orgy in the middle of the stupid woods! I think there is about 20 or so out there. It goes on for about a minute each time. They yell during a fight, they yell when they find a baby bunny, they yell when the cops go by, they yell when hikers have dogs. They yell all damn day!
It can be scary when they are surrounding you and talking to each other but they dont attack so no big deal. Its just so dumb that I'm watching a movie or playing a stealth video game and then this noise starts and I can't always figure out what the hell it is until they get real loud. They are really really stupid animals!! Im only sharing because most people don't see them. They are different types all over the world though.
So when you see the coyote get smashed with an anvil....yes he is totally that stupid! It could literally be a secondary Zodiac sign for some people. Whats your sign? Lemme guess your a coyote in retro right? ❤
So, its easy, any post you ever wanted to make but didnt for whatever reason. Title, and paragraphs, and pictures, and whatever. Funny or sad or sharing or good or bad. Anything goes NO JUDGEMENT ZONE!!
I have a patch of desert to the side of me with a dry lake. These STUPID coyotes are in there in the bushes and they are so dumb! Coyotes are small. Like about the size of an ottoman or a plastic tote or a large house cat. Are They dangerous? Yes and no. They will pee on you if you sleep on the ground but they will take all your loose camping food first. They can bite but thats a long shot cuz they run away. A child can take a Coyote IF the child isn't a pushover. Google coyote for size scale.
The night is very quiet and then all of a sudden one will scream. It sounds like lady death raping a chalkboard. It seems scary but when you know what animal it is it's just very annoying. So one screams and then all of them scream. So it sounds like a soprano ghost orgy in the middle of the stupid woods! I think there is about 20 or so out there. It goes on for about a minute each time. They yell during a fight, they yell when they find a baby bunny, they yell when the cops go by, they yell when hikers have dogs. They yell all damn day!
It can be scary when they are surrounding you and talking to each other but they dont attack so no big deal. Its just so dumb that I'm watching a movie or playing a stealth video game and then this noise starts and I can't always figure out what the hell it is until they get real loud. They are really really stupid animals!! Im only sharing because most people don't see them. They are different types all over the world though.
So when you see the coyote get smashed with an anvil....yes he is totally that stupid! It could literally be a secondary Zodiac sign for some people. Whats your sign? Lemme guess your a coyote in retro right? ❤