Story Some days you're the pigeon...

[Dead beat dad]

Some days you're the statue...

Just found 1/2 dozen squares of dark chocolate in the bottom of my fridge I didn't know I had. Yum yum...

You eat the cookie, have the orgasm, smoke the cigarette then go to sleep...(at least on paper) Then mostly you're the statute again...

 

[Epsilon0]

And some days you are the poor guy who cleans the pigeon droppings from the statue...

 

[a.n.kirillov]

Which percentage of cocoa?

 

[Deleted member 1465]

 

[Epsilon0]

Is this car made of chocolate, or am I seeing things?

 

[Dead beat dad]

Which percentage of cocoa?

No less than 54% according to the packet, so it's not the ace of spades but I'll take it

 

[Epsilon0]

No less than 54% according to the packet, so it's not the ace of spades but I'll take it

You know that ancient proverb: Chocolate does not ask silly questions. Chocolate understands.

 

[Epsilon0]

Some days, you're the statue.

Other days, you're the statue.

You do know it's called a statute, right?

 

[Epsilon0]

Legally, it is.

Good, good... you are crazy, you will fit in well with the crowd here.

Now, pray tell me what your user name means.

 

[Epsilon0]

My avatar didn't come out correctly. Google:

HAVE GUN WILL TRAVEL

If you travel on a horse, it might take a while to get there.

 

[Deleted member 1465]

Palatinus is a Roman court official iirc.

 

[Epsilon0]

Palatinus is a Roman court official iirc.

Here I was thinking it had something to do with Palpatine. Damn... that's what happens when all your knowledge comes from Star Wars and Bugs Bunny.

 

[faraway_beach]

My avatar didn't come out correctly. Google:

HAVE GUN WILL TRAVEL

Reads the card of a man,
A knight without armor in a savage land

 

[mesohappy]

Paladin,Paladin where do you roam?