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Stillnotsure

Stillnotsure

Experienced
Dec 18, 2018
245
A Geenie in sexy tights shows up and says he can grant you any superhero powers you want. But you have to be specific or you'll end up with crappy powers like "Megs super amazing ability to grow her fingernails" (family guy)

I'll go first.

I wish for the ability to fly WITH the ability to stay warm and comfortable in the temperature fluctuations AND the ability to talk to birds WHILE having an uncanny ability to navigate.
 
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Redt2go

Redt2go

flower child
Jan 5, 2019
1,643
Can't decide between,
Time travel
Teleportation and
Invisibility

If I didn't have regrets it'd definitely be teleportation
 
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Aesthler

Aesthler

Death is the only God who comes when you call
Sep 25, 2018
416
I wish for the ability to transfer my current consciousness back into 5 year old me in same timeline so I can remember all the mistakes I made.
 
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Stillnotsure

Stillnotsure

Experienced
Dec 18, 2018
245
I wish for the ability to transfer my current consciousness back into 5 year old me in same timeline so I can remember all the mistakes I made.

I've wished that too! Good choice!
 
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Hopeless_soul

Hopeless_soul

Soon
Jan 3, 2019
502
I'd like to be able to freeze time and put people in ridiculous positions, then restore time, and see them make the fool out of themselves... just for a laugh, and only to people who have been a bit nasty to me. :D
 
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TAW122

TAW122

Emissary of the right to die.
Aug 30, 2018
6,883
The ability to regenerate limbs, organs, body parts, and physical recovery at an astonishingly fast pace. Why do I choose this superpower? Well, mainly because when people attempt to ctb, they often fail and failing at ctb'ing sometimes result in permanent damage, making their lives even worse. With the power of fast regeneration, I am able to recover quickly after failing, and be able to try again in the future until I succeed.
 
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deathbycakes

deathbycakes

Member
Sep 14, 2018
97
i'd like the ability to raise the dead, with their original personality intact and no negative consequences. oh and the body looks fresh and good too. also the spell last for as long as i live.
 
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wxtyubidi7y

Student
Jun 30, 2018
176
Hmmm how about I would have the power to mute my consciousness for any length of time at will so I would still act normally as if I was conscious during those times but I wouldn't experience things directly. Then afterwards I would resume awareness but those events would be in the past.
 
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Cold

Cold

Earthbound
Aug 27, 2018
100
I want the same superhero power the geenie has so I can grant myself infinite amounts of superhero powers. And I want a pair of sexy tights too.
 
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throwaway_2620

Specialist
Nov 1, 2018
370
@thrw_a_way1221221 I would like to have that fast regeneration superpower myself for the same reason, lol.
 
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Kyrok

Kyrok

Paragon
Nov 6, 2018
970
Hard to choose! Here are my top 3...

1) Dr. Who type time travel incl. the language, physical appearance etc to blend in.
2) Rewrite my personal history, enjoy the best inner & outer life I could have had, with health, happiness, creative success, love, wealth, longevity.
3) The power to transform others into morally enlightened, compassionate, competent beings, instantly bring out the best in everyone.
 
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Misanthrope

Misanthrope

Mage
Oct 23, 2018
557
The power I would wish for is imposed empathy.

How it would work is as a person I can take my experiences or other peoples experiences and then dump those experiences on someone else who he is dismissive of those experiences until the point is made. There are no range limitations. I just have to simply know who is the target. I would also take the added extra that it is a power I can pass on to others and they, in turn, can also pass it on to others.

So, for instance, I meet a person in chronic pain. They tell me about it and how their doctor won't prescribe them enough pain relief because they think the person is abusing it. I would dump that experience on the doctor, the feeling of being dismissed, the pain it took to even get there in the first fucking place. The feeling of barely being able to think straight because of the pain even though you have followed the regimen and it is still not enough! They would get to know what it was like for a while, walking a mile in the person's shoes, disrupting their capacity to work as they too can no longer concentrate enough to read.

I would gift it to anyone who is being bullied mercilessly. So they can dump all their pain and hurt on the bully, every night spent crying at horrible things said or done being lived out. All the fear and misery they provoke. They get to live it as you have lived it till it fades and the point is made.

I would give it to people in terrible states of life, like with locked-in syndrome or similar who have no ability to end their life themselves without getting courts involved. They then can inflict the experience of their miserable state on those that would deny them this right. Dumping the experience of what bed sores needing to be packed feel like, and the sensation of every invasive medical procedure. Or the indignity of lying in their own faeces unable to alert anyone as their carers are no longer awake, as caked on shit goes hard and becomes its own discomfort.

It would be the closest thing approaching justice for the abused, who have had their minds damaged, self will shredded and go on suffering long after the fact. They can now dump it all on their abuser. Who is likely still swanning around untouched by justice. Because justice as a concept seems to only exists in Disney films from what I have seen... Giving them a full awful taste of everything. So they can truly know what they have done and just how deep it hurts!

The dispossessed soldiers sent to war on spurious lies, abandoned to the street ravaged by PTSD get to inflict this neglect on those who sent them in the first place and deny them access to dignity. Have them live out the theaters of war themselves, all the fear and blood. So next time they come to tick boxes to send people to a war they might not put their own self-interests first.

The potential is huge, especially as it is gifted to others and they, in turn, pass it on. I can dream… It was a fun thought experiment.
 
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Norest4thewicked

Losing it
Nov 4, 2018
270
The ability to turn back time so I could change the outcome of where I am. Get those decisions right for a change!
 
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Johnnythefox

Johnnythefox

Que sera sera
Nov 11, 2018
3,129
I would only want to be able to control my mind and thoughts instead of them controlling me. To be able at will to be happy, relaxed and free from the negativity that consumes me.
 
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mattwitt

mattwitt

# 978
Jun 28, 2018
2,307
I wish for the ability to sleep whenever I want and for as long as I want in some kind of state of suspended animation so I won't die, pass water, or have any bowel movements. Just the most perfect, peaceful, deep sleep as possible with no problems or interruptions ever.
 
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Armadillo

Experienced
Oct 24, 2018
224
The power I would wish for is imposed empathy.

How it would work is as a person I can take my experiences or other peoples experiences and then dump those experiences on someone else who he is dismissive of those experiences until the point is made. There are no range limitations. I just have to simply know who is the target. I would also take the added extra that it is a power I can pass on to others and they, in turn, can also pass it on to others.

So, for instance, I meet a person in chronic pain. They tell me about it and how their doctor won't prescribe them enough pain relief because they think the person is abusing it. I would dump that experience on the doctor, the feeling of being dismissed, the pain it took to even get there in the first fucking place. The feeling of barely being able to think straight because of the pain even though you have followed the regimen and it is still not enough! They would get to know what it was like for a while, walking a mile in the person's shoes, disrupting their capacity to work as they too can no longer concentrate enough to read.

I would gift it to anyone who is being bullied mercilessly. So they can dump all their pain and hurt on the bully, every night spent crying at horrible things said or done being lived out. All the fear and misery they provoke. They get to live it as you have lived it till it fades and the point is made.

I would give it to people in terrible states of life, like with locked-in syndrome or similar who have no ability to end their life themselves without getting courts involved. They then can inflict the experience of their miserable state on those that would deny them this right. Dumping the experience of what bed sores needing to be packed feel like, and the sensation of every invasive medical procedure. Or the indignity of lying in their own faeces unable to alert anyone as their carers are no longer awake, as caked on shit goes hard and becomes its own discomfort.

It would be the closest thing approaching justice for the abused, who have had their minds damaged, self will shredded and go on suffering long after the fact. They can now dump it all on their abuser. Who is likely still swanning around untouched by justice. Because justice as a concept seems to only exists in Disney films from what I have seen... Giving them a full awful taste of everything. So they can truly know what they have done and just how deep it hurts!

The dispossessed soldiers sent to war on spurious lies, abandoned to the street ravaged by PTSD get to inflict this neglect on those who sent them in the first place and deny them access to dignity. Have them live out the theaters of war themselves, all the fear and blood. So next time they come to tick boxes to send people to a war they might not put their own self-interests first.

The potential is huge, especially as it is gifted to others and they, in turn, pass it on. I can dream… It was a fun thought experiment.

That would make the world an incredibly better place.


Ability to heal all pain and suffering, including my own of course. No Thanos like tricks and technicalities please...just snap my fingers and all sentient life is healed without suffering and gets to live full and happy lives.

This too. Sounds like David Pearce's transhumanist paradise, where technology has eliminated all the suffering that comes with conscious life.
It would literally be heaven on Earth.
 
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Miss clefable

Enlightened
Aug 23, 2018
1,577
To takeaway other people's pain
 
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Angst Filled Fuck Up

Angst Filled Fuck Up

Visionary
Sep 9, 2018
2,985
Tbh I would settle for being able to eat Taco Bell after 7pm.
 
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ReadyasEver

ReadyasEver

Elementalist
Dec 6, 2018
828
The ability to fly and hover and not worry about any temperature or oxygen controls. When it is time to go, I can just sail out there, take my time and go nose first right into the top of Mt Everest. Great views on the way there.
 
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Stillnotsure

Stillnotsure

Experienced
Dec 18, 2018
245
I want the same superhero power the geenie has so I can grant myself infinite amounts of superhero powers. And I want a pair of sexy tights too.
Genuine laugh out loud! Thank you!
 
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Stillnotsure

Stillnotsure

Experienced
Dec 18, 2018
245
Try thinking outside the suicidal box too! This is your chance to fly like Superman but not be allergic to cryptonite, or be sexy like catwoman but actually be able to talk to cats, or be able to talk to insects!

I'll start again...


Hmmmm. I wish for the ability to be a fat and happy housecat with an owner who feeds me whenever I want, pets me whenever I want, and spoils me BUT no hair balls. Ooooh, and I solve murder mysteries with my two animal companions, A corgi and a fat grey cat.
 
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EmotionlessWanderer

EmotionlessWanderer

Specialist
Jan 19, 2019
352
I would like the power to create any object in a blink of an eye just like creati from My Hero Academia. I would find someplace isolated from the rest of the world and use my creative powers to form a small, hidden pro choice society.

I would try to find people who are either outcasts, hate society as much as I do or people in this forum and offer them a place to live it out away from society or a haven to CTB.
 
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elfonashelf

Member
Mar 23, 2019
34
I wish for the ability to transfer my current consciousness back into 5 year old me in same timeline so I can remember all the mistakes I made.
couldn't have said it better myself
if it was possible to wake up on my 5th birthday in my 5-year-old body with all my current memories/knowledge, skills (such as reading and writing), intelligence, etc. I would do it in a heartbeat
 
Dead beat dad

Dead beat dad

Enlightened
Mar 5, 2019
1,030
Any superpower?

1980's Soviet Union probably
 
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KiraLittleOwl

Lost in transition
Jan 25, 2019
1,083
I would like to grant a most peaceful transition to death in sleep to any soul who request it.
World would hate me though.
 
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Pentobartbital

Pentobartbital

Crumbling
Feb 25, 2019
183
I would like to be a thaumatologist, or miracle-worker.

I'd gladly use what years I have left to extend the lives of, mend and renew those who would ask.
 
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enzyetee

enzyetee

Member
Mar 21, 2019
23
Death note
 
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marcusuk63

marcusuk63

CTB
Mar 24, 2019
1,735
Can't decide between,
Time travel
Teleportation and
Invisibility

If I didn't have regrets it'd definitely be teleportation
Invisibility would be useless as you would be blind as light wouldn't bounce off your retina and would just go through you , these things keep me awake at night lol
 
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Plankter

Plankter

欠陥人
Aug 14, 2018
174
Invisibility would be useless as you would be blind as light wouldn't bounce off your retina and would just go through you , these things keep me awake at night lol
You can still obtain desired invisibility if you alter the minds of people to not see you. I mean we're talking about superpowers, right?
 
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SearchForPeace

SearchForPeace

Soo much agony. Little reward. Give me Peace.
Apr 11, 2019
45
Invisibility would be useless as you would be blind as light wouldn't bounce off your retina and would just go through you , these things keep me awake at night lol

God damn. Never thought of that. Invisibility has also been my go to superpower. Guess my "superpower" i would want now is the power to instantly CTB.
 
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