Games The Unfortunately, Fortunately game!!!

[puppy9]

For example, I start by saying,

"Unfortunately there was a giant evil pillow on the the loose"

then the next person would say...

"Fortunately I had a knife with me and stabbed a hole in it"

Okay lets start....

Unfortunately I was eaten by a zombie....

 

[Deleted member 23374]

Fortunately we live in a tipping culture.

 

[puppy9]

Fortunately we live in a tipping culture.

Unfortunately, the money is a counterfeit

 

[KleinerWolf]

Unfortunately, the money is a counterfeit

Fortunately we can still use it at the farmers market,
very hard to spot the difference

 

[puppy9]

Unfortunately the farmers start using AI robot to assist them

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

Fortunately, the AI robots aren't very smart.

 

[puppy9]

unfortunately they are aware of their own stupidity and seek help from other smart AI robots.

 

[Brick In The Wall]

Fortunately the robots were benevolent enough not to touch our buttholes.

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

Unfortunately, our blood is still fair game.

 

[Brick In The Wall]

Unfortunately the N was piss and we got scammed.

 

[Jumper Geo]

Fortunately, the piss passed through there system and was still 60% proof N, woohoo..

 

[puppy9]

Unfortunately we're immune to N because the AI robot mixed the oxygen in the air with agents that causes the Immunity just because they wanna mess with us.

 

[Jumper Geo]

Fortunately the AI robots are electrified and give you a big shock which stops the

 

[Antigonish]

Unfortunately the shock causes you to live forever in a coma

 

[Brick In The Wall]

Fortunately your new love brings you back like sleeping beauty.

 

[Jumper Geo]

Unfortunately you give her long lasting herpes

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

Fortunately, Herpes can be treatable with the right medication.

 

[Jumper Geo]

Unortunately the medication is so expensive she needs to sell her body to pay for it.

 

[GoodPersonEffed]

Fortunately she's highly intelligent and can tell you to eff off with that sexist BS in two dozen languages with flawless enunciation. :)

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

Unfortunately, I can't think of any way to make that unfortunate without saying something stupid or going extremely meta about how I'm creatively tapped out.

 

[puppy9]

Fortunately you teleported yourself into a world where your creativity is limitless and the word stupid doesn't exist in that world

 

[Jumper Geo]

Unfortunately one of the Politians was a coercive and expert manipulator who kept complaining to the queen in secret until she was banished to a different world.

 

[puppy9]

Fortunately she met a rebel leader that fell in love with her and brought back an army to overthrow the rulers.

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

Unfortunately someone else who is in love with her became so jealous that he's building a coup within the rebellion.

 

[Deleted member 23374]

Fortunately, i rigged up this little doohickey, let's just point it that way aaaaand ZAP!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

Unfortunately, the way the machine was pointed to led to half of the food rations getting vaporized.

 

[Jumper Geo]

Fortunately the vaporized food left seeds which a wind blew into the fields and the next morning there was a huge crop enough food for everyone.

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

Unfortunately, now someone has to harvest all those crops.

 

[Jumper Geo]

Fortunately they had robots which do all the work and have built in program they can't become self aware and nuke the planet or enslave the world,

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

Unfortunately they each have a two hour battery life and take 48 hours to charge.