Games The Vending Machine of the Universe

[RedAlert]

Insert any object. The following poster decides what comes out of the machine, then inserts an object of his/her own.

(Example)

P1: *inserts a coin*

P2: You get a bottle cap.
*inserts a razor*

P3: You get a katana
*inserts a dead fish......

So on, so forth. Rinse and repeat.

Game Start!

*inserts a donut*

 

[Rachel74]

Gets a cigar
Inserts a carrot

 

[RedAlert]

Gets Bugs Bunny
Inserts flat car tire

 

[Rachel74]

Gets Bugs Bunny
Inserts flat car tire

Gets an oily rag
Inserts a cigarettes lighter

 

[RedAlert]

Gets flamethrower
Inserts a Sponge

 

[inthespines]

You get a Slinky

Inserts my index finger

 

[Elias]

You get a magic healing smooch.
*inserts a mug*

 

[Rachel74]

Gets a hot chocolate
Inserts a rubber duck

 

[RedAlert]

Gets a live ducky *quack quack*
inserts a thread of President Trumps hair

 

[inthespines]

Gets a piece of Lego back

Inserts my foot

 

[Rachel74]

Get a sock
Inserts some candy floss

 

[RedAlert]

Get a seal pup
inserts peanut butter*

 

[ArtsyDrawer]

Get one of those massive body pillows the size of human except instead of woman, it's a peanut.
*Inserts my old water bottle*

 

[RedAlert]

Gets water bottle filled with water from mars
*inserts a booger*

 

[Empty Smile]

Gets a bottle of SN
*Inserts old smelly sock*

 

[RedAlert]

Gets a kiss from the bear from that snuggle fabric softener commercial and tells you to use its Snuggle product
*inserts bullets*

 

[stellabelle]

Gets shot,
Inserts a nail

 

[RedAlert]

Gets nailed.
Inserts Lightsabre.

 

[woxihuanni]

Gets saber-toothed tiger.
Inserts a wine-marker.

 

[RedAlert]

Gets saber-toothed tiger.
Inserts a wine-marker.

Wine-Maker*?

 

[woxihuanni]

Nope, marker.

 

[RedAlert]

Nope, marker.

wth is a wine marker? send a pic please

 

[woxihuanni]

You need to google it, it's a thing to clamp on your wine glass to say it's yours.

 

[RedAlert]

Gets saber-toothed tiger.
Inserts a wine-marker.

Gets multi coloured sticky notes. (orange included!)
Inserts cellphone*

 

[SinisterKid]

Gets a headache

Inserts a diamond ring

 

[ImsooDone1N]

Gets Diamond ring
Inserts lumps of coal

 

[woxihuanni]

Gets multi coloured sticky notes. (orange included!)
Inserts cellphone*

You make a running joke of this 'orange' thing, it gives me a stab in the stomach every time I see it. Though I think I don't have much taboo when it comes to humour, this really feels like elementary school relentlessly funny kid who won't stop until somebody is either in tears or punches him.

 

[RedAlert]

You make a running joke of this 'orange' thing, it gives me a stab in the stomach every time I see it. Though I think I don't have much taboo when it comes to humour, this really feels like elementary school relentlessly funny kid who won't stop until somebody is either in tears or punches him.

"oh i get a stab at the stomach from elementary level jokes! oh woes is me!". If you can't handle my jokes, then i suggest you press that ignore button honey muffin

 

[SlackJim]

Gets Diamond ring
Inserts lumps of coal

gets nugget of gold
inserts pinky finger

 

[SinisterKid]

Gets a thumb

Inserts hairdryer