there’s a big ass spider, someone keep me company

[pretzelsandballoons]

WHY.
it's fucking night time as well and my aunt will go to bed and she's not gna help me
id ask my friend but I already bothered them enough
I'm drunk as well fuck me
It's body is the size of my thumb and it's leg make its size of a ping pong ball
I'm on the couch and I'm not leaving and going back to my bed (it's near there'
IM TELLING YOU I SCREAMED
my aunt opened the window but i can sense it's stil, there
I'm gna cry
I CAN'T SCREAM
he,p
Plz
I have a spatula because we don't have a fly swatter
AGHHHHHH I should've tried to smack it when it wasn't FUCKING HIDING ANYMORE
I wanna leave this house and pack my bags and never come back
Lmao
I'm gna cry
I'm gna scream
Again
my aunt told me it's bc I eat in my bed and ?????? NO??? Rlly….
LIKE FR?
I'm terrified holy shit
IT'S BECASUE WE OPENED RHE BALCONY DOOR BC IT'S HOT NO??????
christ
Jesus h Christ of nazareth

 

[Angst Filled Fuck Up]

Do you have a flower vase? You can easily trap it in there, against the wall, without getting anywhere near it. Then just drop it out the window.

 

[winamp]

yeah all the creatures seem to come out when summer is here even if you keep everything closed! spiders, house centipedes, lizards, skunks, etc.

I was sitting in my bed a couple weeks ago and then one just ran quickly across my blanket and I yelped and then immediately cleaned my room over again and then another time one just spawned on the ceiling

in these situations I recommend to use the nearest spray you have even if it's not a pesticide just to give you time to collect it in a cup and take it elsewhere or sedate/slow it down before killing it
( I found that using spray on antiperspirant works very well or even an air freshener )

 

[EvisceratedJester]

Do you have a flower vase? You can easily trap it in there, against the wall, without getting anywhere near it. Then just drop it out the window.

What if they mean a spider that is this big?

 

[pretzelsandballoons]

Do you have a flower vase? You can easily trap it in there, against the wall, without getting anywhere near it. Then just drop it out the window.

no :(

yeah all the creatures seem to come out when summer is here even if you keep everything closed! spiders, house centipedes, lizards, skunks, etc.

I was sitting in my bed a couple weeks ago and then one just ran quickly across my blanket and I yelped and then immediately cleaned my room over again and then another time one just spawned on the ceiling

in these situations I recommend to use the nearest spray you have even if it's not a pesticide just to give you time to collect it in a cup and take it elsewhere or sedate/slow it down before killing it
( I found that using spray on antiperspirant works very well or even an air freshener )

I HAVE SUNSCREEN?!?!??!

I hit the bed with my foot a couple times to see if it's there
Idk, nothing
Thta's all I can do

I guess this is my fate.
siGggHhhhhhHhH

What if they mean a spider that is this big?
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no it's. A ping pon ball

 

[winamp]

I HAVE SUNSCREEN?!?!??!

I think that should do fine since there's a bit of lotion in most sunscreens + usually sunscreen is white so if it gets away somehow you can see a trail of where it ran off too or easily identify where the spider is by the strong smell

What if they mean a spider that is this big?
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[EvisceratedJester]

no it's. A ping pon ball

Have you tried just spraying with something like a cleaning agent? That's what I usually do when I come across spiders and insects I don't want to get close to.

 

[pretzelsandballoons]

I think that should do fine since there's a bit of lotion in most sunscreens + usually sunscreen is white so if it gets away somehow you can see a trail of where it ran off too or easily identify where the spider is by the strong smell

OKAI :(

AND LMAO
should I set fire to my house
my brother's on call with me
I kicked the bed some more
What if I cover the whole house in sunscreen
I'm gna grab the sunscreen now

Have you tried just spraying with something like a cleaning agent? That's what I usually do when I come across spiders and insects I don't want to get close to.

DO WE HAVE SPRAY???? Idk I will check
my brother's company is giving me power

 

[Angst Filled Fuck Up]

I have a nasty feeling this spider will require the Arachnid's Bane +3 longsword to kill, which is only obtainable by collecting a goretusk snout, vulcan claw, and coyote liver so that farmer Jansen can make his stew. And who the hell wants to be bothered with all this when they're drunk? You might be out of luck, OP.

 

[pretzelsandballoons]

I have a nasty feeling this spider will require the Arachnid's Bane +3 longsword to kill, which is only obtainable by collecting a goretusk snout, vulcan claw, and coyote liver so that farmer Jansen can make his stew. And who the hell wants to be bothered with all this when they're drunk? You might be out of luck, OP.

ROGHT?? THAT'S WHAT IM SAYIN
i knew it. i have to travel for miles and i wouldve if I had my freedom.
curses.
GOOOOD WHYYYYYYY
fucking prick (got)

Have you tried just spraying with something like a cleaning agent? That's what I usually do when I come across spiders and insects I don't want to get close to.

I HAGE GLASSC LEANER????????
EDIT: okai thanku peeps :(
im gna hang out by the balcony and drink some more
I will bring my weapons with me (spatula, sunscreen, glassc leaner)
my brother will stay in call with me, idk how long but yeah

hopefully i get powers when I'm rlly drunk
And I can be a mean spider killing machine

 

[winamp]

And I can be a mean spider killing machine

good luck !

 

[pretzelsandballoons]

good luck !

THERE WAS A BUG ON MY SLIPPER?
I SMACKED IT WOTH MY SPAGULA BUT IT DISAPPEARED??.??
thank you I will watch this
And with that I bi adieuBi
bidding adieu

 

[KillingPain267]

Ugh, I used to hate it when I was a kid and lived in a country house