Method Volatile... would this be a good method ?

[mattwitt]

Volatile... I found this in a drawer. Do you think it would be a quick, peaceful, and reliable way to end my torments ? Thanks Teammate ! : )

 

[Deleted member 847]

I'm his assistant. Looks fine to me. Remember to strike the balls.

 

[Volatile]

That drawing of a hammer will only get you a paper cut.

 

[mattwitt]

That drawing of a hammer will only get you a paper cut.

I was talking about the table not the real and deadly "mini hammer"

 

[Deleted member 847]

Smash the wood in your head just in case

 

[Volatile]

I was talking about the table not the real "mini hammer"

Lol. Just put some vegetable oil on the ground if the surface is slick, walk, and aim your head toward the edge of the table. You'll bleed out fast

 

[mattwitt]

Lol. Just put some vegetable oil on the ground if the surface is slick, walk, and aim your head toward the edge of the table. You'll bleed out fast

What if I set the table on fire and then just sit on it ?

 

[Volatile]

It'd be better to set the table on fire in an enclosed space. Carbon monoxide is pain free

 

[Deleted member 847]

He's actually giving you genuine advices lol

 

[mattwitt]

He's actually giving you genuine advices lol

I am taking them seriously and I appreciate them greatly !

 

[Deleted member 847]

My advices are more practical though

 

[Volatile]

I am taking them seriously and I appreciate them greatly !

Hitting head on table may only give you a bump on your head or a splinter

 

[Deleted member 847]

Hitting head on table may only give you a bump on your head or a splinter

Yes but there's a hammer on the table

 

[mattwitt]

Hitting head on table may only give you a bump on your head or a splinter

Not if you jump from a high bridge or building and aim for that table

 

[Volatile]

Not if you jump from a high bridge or building and aim for that table

LMAO

 

[ge0rge]

m'huntys I got a 50% warning level for making a thread like this so if OP doesn't get a straight ban I'm getting the police

 

[Tiburcio]

m'huntys I got a 50% warning level for making a thread like this so if OP doesn't get a straight ban I'm getting the police

50% is a lot, I blamed directly two dudes and I only got 10%... What you said in that post?

 

[ge0rge]

50% is a lot, I blamed directly two dudes and I only got 10%... What you said in that post?

I said, "did you know you can literally kill yourself by sticking a finger up your ass?"

and then telling people to get a grip and stop making ridiculous threads

apparently I was trolling

 

[mattwitt]

Lol. Just put some vegetable oil on the ground if the surface is slick, walk, and aim your head toward the edge of the table. You'll bleed out fast

Can I substitute the vegetable oil with the K-Y jelly that I keep on top of the tissue box by this computer?

 

[mattwitt]

Hitting head on table may only give you a bump on your head or a splinter

Oh O.K. and thanks ! Also Is there a specific anti e that I can take so I don't get a splitting headache, nausea, and / or start vomiting horribly and uncontrollably after I hit my head ?

 

[Jackblade]

Volatile... I found this in a drawer. Do you think it would be a quick, peaceful, and reliable way to end my torments ? Thanks Teammate ! : )
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I laught so hard (I hope this ins't serious tho)

 

[mattwitt]

I laught so hard (I hope this ins't serious tho)

 

[Jackblade]

Got it!