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Kay_Philosopher

Student
Jun 21, 2021
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What drugs does one need to snuggle in to be conferred the death penalty? What about public desecration or criticism of Islam?
 
fallingtopieces

fallingtopieces

Wizard
May 6, 2024
678
Oh boy, here we go again.
 
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ShatteredSerenity

ShatteredSerenity

I talk to God, but the sky is empty.
Nov 24, 2024
676
Well you can't go wrong with heroin. Iran has one of the highest execution rates in the world, and both drug trafficking and blasphemy are capital crimes there. So you could double up and sell heroin while insulting the Prophet of Islam to maximize your chances of a death sentence.

This is the the slowest, riskiest, and most painful method of CTB I've seen yet. Before and during the trial you could spend years in prison suffering under brutal conditions including torture. The sentence is out of your control, so you might end up getting life in prison instead. You'd probably be better off just OD'ing on the heroin.
 
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Leichter Kampfwagen

Leichter Kampfwagen

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Dec 24, 2023
61
This sounds like one of the worst ways to do it. They will probably torture you or maybe not give you the death penalty at all and you just end up in prison for decades or are released without a hand and 100 lashes on your back. If you are white they might hold you for ransom in horrific conditions. Male or female they may do unspeakable acts to you. Obviously this depends on the region and authority (which can change rapidly by the way), but still, don't attempt this.
 
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hereornot

hereornot

Freedom
May 16, 2024
234
I don't know, but if you go to Israel and run down the street with a Palestinian flag holding a toy gun, the chances are great that you'll find what you're looking for.

Or just come to Brazil in Rio de Janeiro and enter some drug slum shouting that now you're in charge there. Or if you are black and come to Brazil, just run away when you see a police car. They Will shoot first and aks why you run later.
 
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Kay_Philosopher

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Jun 21, 2021
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This sounds like one of the worst ways to do it. They will probably torture you or maybe not give you the death penalty at all and you just end up in prison for decades or are released without a hand and 100 lashes on your back. If you are white they might hold you for ransom in horrific conditions. Male or female they may do unspeakable acts to you. Obviously this depends on the region and authority (which can change rapidly by the way), but still, don't attempt this.
I am pretty sure they can't torture citizens from first world countries? Also, wouldn't it be pretty quick if it was conclusive evidence.
 
NegevChina

NegevChina

I've done the best I could
Sep 5, 2024
441
That will definitely end up as described worse than death. That is a non-method. Only worse thing I can imagine is going to north Korea and screaming democracy now!
 
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tinyhotot

tinyhotot

Spiralling Bunny
Jul 27, 2024
21
Genuinely asking, is this your ctb method?? That's really complex and probably slow
 
Leichter Kampfwagen

Leichter Kampfwagen

(LK1)
Dec 24, 2023
61
I am pretty sure they can't torture citizens from first world countries? Also, wouldn't it be pretty quick if it was conclusive evidence.
Good luck explaining to the Taliban that they can't torture/do whatever they want to you because you're from a first world country. Like telling a kid on the Xbox that your dad is Bill Gates and will get him banned lol.
 
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Loaf of bread

Warlock
Mar 22, 2022
743
Aren't there some countries where de-jure suicide attempts are punished with the death penalty?

Anyway, as others have mentioned, ctb via capital execution is a non-method. Id assume this is true regardless of country, and ctb by cop is also a non-method.
 
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Life'sA6itch

Lights out please
Oct 29, 2023
267
I don't know, but if you go to Israel and run down the street with a Palestinian flag holding a toy gun, the chances are great that you'll find what you're looking for.

Or just come to Brazil in Rio de Janeiro and enter some drug slum shouting that now you're in charge there. Or if you are black and come to Brazil, just run away when you see a police car. They Will shoot first and aks why you run later.
Hell, black people can truly just exist in their own yard, inside their home or get pulled over with or without cause in the US to ctb. They don't have to to Brazil for death by cop
 
Whale_bones

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A gift to summon the spring
Feb 11, 2020
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What drugs does one need to snuggle in
Oh, I'd say weed would be the softest, most luxurious snuggling material. A very very big pile of coke would be second, but then it's like grains of sand, and I don't like sand, it's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere.
 
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KowakuNaiNeko

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Aug 5, 2023
73
I would think most countries would simply deport you or use you as leverage in negotiations with your home country. Iran did issue a fatwa on all writers, editors, and publishers of 'The Satanic Verses' though causing multiple deaths around the world. Perhaps if you attempt to distribute copies of the book around Tehran a rando will attack you before you can be arrested and deported. Good luck finding copies of the book written in Persian though.

Success rate: <5%
Meme status: 69%
International news headlines: if you livestream it 69%+
Chance to get a visa to Iran: <5%
 
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ShatteredSerenity

ShatteredSerenity

I talk to God, but the sky is empty.
Nov 24, 2024
676
If you're looking for more variety and excitement on your quest for execution, you may want to consider provoking a terrorist organization rather than a state. This may also be the quickest route to death since your trial, if any, will be brief and merciless.

The Islamic State offers a wide range of capital offenses to choose from, inclusing the usual things like blasphemy and homosexuality, or you can be executed for something more exotic like sorcery.

Execution methods are even more diverse and sensational:
  • shooting
  • beheading
  • throat cutting
  • stoning
  • throwing from a height
  • burning alive
  • blowing up with explosives
  • drowning
After execution, the body is typically crucified in a public place for 3 days.
 
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lebrodude

Mage
Jul 18, 2022
531
Just go and join the Ukrainian foreign legion.

Some front line action eastern Ukraine is probably riskier for death than most suicide methods.

Then again you'd probably be risking your comrades safety if your aim is death so possibly (definitely) a bad suggestion.
 
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Kay_Philosopher

Student
Jun 21, 2021
152
Good luck explaining to the Taliban that they can't torture/do whatever they want to you because you're from a first world country. Like telling a kid on the Xbox that your dad is Bill Gates and will get him banned lol.
I believe execution feels much more plausible.

Choose which of these counties would most likely execute an American for deliberate public desecration of the Quran and bismirching Islam which documenting it to ensure that it is promulgated.

Syria, Saudi Arabia, Pakistan, Afghanistan, or Iran?
I would think most countries would simply deport you or use you as leverage in negotiations with your home country. Iran did issue a fatwa on all writers, editors, and publishers of 'The Satanic Verses' though causing multiple deaths around the world. Perhaps if you attempt to distribute copies of the book around Tehran a rando will attack you before you can be arrested and deported. Good luck finding copies of the book written in Persian though.

Success rate: <5%
Meme status: 69%
International news headlines: if you livestream it 69%+
Chance to get a visa to Iran: <5%
Why do you think they would deport if the death penalty is in their penal accords?

Iran is a maybe unless one procure a tourist visa.

Which country is more likely then?

Afghanistan, Pakistan, Saudi Arabia, Iran, or Syria?
If you're looking for more variety and excitement on your quest for execution, you may want to consider provoking a terrorist organization rather than a state. This may also be the quickest route to death since your trial, if any, will be brief and merciless.

The Islamic State offers a wide range of capital offenses to choose from, inclusing the usual things like blasphemy and homosexuality, or you can be executed for something more exotic like sorcery.

Execution methods are even more diverse and sensational:
  • shooting
  • beheading
  • throat cutting
  • stoning
  • throwing from a height
  • burning alive
  • blowing up with explosives
  • drowning
After execution, the body is typically crucified in a public place for 3 days.
Islamic State is rare to encounter and find.
Just go and join the Ukrainian foreign legion.

Some front line action eastern Ukraine is probably riskier for death than most suicide methods.

Then again you'd probably be risking your comrades safety if your aim is death so possibly (definitely) a bad suggestion.
Eh, after I attempt all 6 countries with the highest likelihood, then Ukraine Foreign Legion might be next.

I highly doubt there wouldn't be an international outrage for doing this which should warrant the death penalty in those Islamic countries I enumerated above.
 
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cryptoinvestor

Student
Jul 12, 2024
160
if you're hellbent on suffering, just self-immolate