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Maravillosa

Maravillosa

Господи помилуй — мир в Україні!
Sep 7, 2018
689
This post is based on a comment that I made for an article about Aretha Franklin's burial outfit for The Guardian:

https://www.theguardian.com/music/s...etha-franklins-final-outfit#comment-119909476

I know that many of you do not intend to have an open-casket wake and funeral, but I would like to have them. And of course, if my corpse is to be on display, I want it to look as nice as possible. I suppose if I indeed ctb by suspension hanging, the bruise from the ligature around my neck will be present: it will likely be at least partially covered by what I would like to wear for my burial, but I don't necessarily want it to be disguised by makeup. People will know what I died of, and it should not be seen as shameful or secret.

I would like to be buried in a long-sleeved calf-length dark blue velvet dress with a full skirt and white lace trim on the collar and cuffs. This dress is sort of like what I envision, except that the sleeves and skirt would be longer. This white lace collar is similar to the style I would like. A rosary would be laced into my hands (which would be folded above my chest), and (since I am a Lay Carmelite) my ceremonial large brown scapular would be on my chest. (This photo shows Lay Carmelites wearing ceremonial scapulars.)

I don't have a blue velvet dress that fits me (I have kept a blue velvet dress with white lace collar and cuffs that I wore when I was seven years old). However, ever since my paternal grandmother (not the grandmother who ctb: my paternal grandmother was very Catholic and very French Canadian, and I doubt that she approved of suicide at all) was buried in a blue velvet dress, I have thought that such an outfit would be perfect to be buried in. (So I like to fantasize about the details of my funeral, silly me! :wink:)
 
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Caustic Cardinals

Caustic Cardinals

Enlightened
Sep 1, 2018
1,339
I'd love to be cremated at burning man
 
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Soon4me

Soon4me

Enlightened
Jun 15, 2018
1,591
I'd like my dead body to be sent into space in a rocket.
 
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Deleted_9cKnXB34QG

Mage
Jun 26, 2018
501
I want to be cremated right away. No funeral.
As for the urn with my ashes - just throw it in a dumpster somewhere, lol.
 
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Deadinside24

Deadinside24

Experienced
Aug 7, 2018
245
I'd like my dead body to be sent into space in a rocket.
That was exactly what I was thinking!!! Let me trace the stars for eternity.
 
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sky7

sky7

Student
Aug 21, 2018
109
I want to be cremated and have my ashes scattered at sea.
 
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PatKat

PatKat

Meh
Aug 9, 2018
1,027
I do not really care when I am dead they can throw me in the trash...
 
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akosineenee

akosineenee

Invisible idiot
Aug 22, 2018
224
This post is based on a comment that I made for an article about Aretha Franklin's burial outfit for The Guardian:

https://www.theguardian.com/music/s...etha-franklins-final-outfit#comment-119909476

I know that many of you do not intend to have an open-casket wake and funeral, but I would like to have them. And of course, if my corpse is to be on display, I want it to look as nice as possible. I suppose if I indeed ctb by suspension hanging, the bruise from the ligature around my neck will be present: it will likely be at least partially covered by what I would like to wear for my burial, but I don't necessarily want it to be disguised by makeup. People will know what I died of, and it should not be seen as shameful or secret.

I would like to be buried in a long-sleeved calf-length dark blue velvet dress with a full skirt and white lace trim on the collar and cuffs. This dress is sort of like what I envision, except that the sleeves and skirt would be longer. This white lace collar is similar to the style I would like. A rosary would be laced into my hands (which would be folded above my chest), and (since I am a Lay Carmelite) my ceremonial large brown scapular would be on my chest. (This photo shows Lay Carmelites wearing ceremonial scapulars.)

I don't have a blue velvet dress that fits me (I have kept a blue velvet dress with white lace collar and cuffs that I wore when I was seven years old). However, ever since my paternal grandmother (not the grandmother who ctb: my paternal grandmother was very Catholic and very French Canadian, and I doubt that she approved of suicide at all) was buried in a blue velvet dress, I have thought that such an outfit would be perfect to be buried in. (So I like to fantasize about the details of my funeral, silly me! :wink:)
Tbh I'd rather be buried in an unmarked grave, no casket or anything. Just throw me in there and let my body be one with the earth.
 
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2211264

Member
Sep 7, 2018
160
Just let my pile of meat rot away in the wild getting picked apart and eaten by wild animals until its all gone

*edit~typo
 
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mattwitt

mattwitt

# 978
Jun 28, 2018
2,307
Cremate me then flush the ashes down the toilet.
 
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wanttodie

wanttodie

Enlightened
Apr 19, 2018
1,806
I want to be cremated
 
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Duqu

Duqu

Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!
Aug 27, 2018
452
I want to be cremated. Specifically, using this: https://www.thelivingurn.com/

ETA And yes, I told my mom this and she plans to respect my wishes.
 
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Hanger

Hanger

Noosedancer
May 29, 2018
277
I want to be buried in shiny lycra leggings and a T-Shirt
 
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FullFat

FullFat

^best order at Micky-D's ever
Apr 27, 2018
374
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Volatile

Volatile

God
Jun 18, 2018
1,286
I would like to be thrown into the filthy Ganges River.
 
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GeorgeEastman

Arcanist
Sep 3, 2018
470
Cremate me then flush the ashes down the toilet.

Wow, I always tell everybody that's what my relatives will do to me after I die.

Oh well, it's not like I can stop them.
 
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satou

satou

not yet
Sep 3, 2018
225
I once read about this forensic scientist who studied decaying rate of corpses. Part of it was studying decay of corpses left exposed in nature. Like what wild animals eat what, which bugs are there after what time of death, influence of weather and so on. He or she said there was an absolute overabundance of people who applied to have their corpse laid down in nature.
 
Duqu

Duqu

Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!
Aug 27, 2018
452
I want my corpse to help grow a tree.

https://www.cnn.com/2017/05/03/world/eco-solutions-capsula-mundi/index.html

Though I'm not a huge environmentalist, I hate wasting things if I can avoid it. I would want my tree to be a Bloodgood Japanese maple (photo of its leaves) or a Purple Leaf Plum (illustration showing leaf color and flowers).



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That's what I'm doing too (posted two posts above you but I didn't specify exactly what a living urn is)

https://www.thelivingurn.com/
 
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not-2-b-the-answer

not-2-b-the-answer

Archangel
Mar 23, 2018
9,563
Cremated and have my ashes flushed down the toilet or thrown in a dumpster.
 
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NOISYMIND

NOISYMIND

Everyday I wake up I wanna die again.
Sep 11, 2018
164
I want to be cremated and have my ashes scattered at sea.

I think the same. But I want it to be far away from home. Like somewhere in England would be perfect.
 
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medusa

Student
Sep 1, 2018
175
No funerals for me-cremate me and throw my ashes into the air, onto the grass and in the forest-you can find me in those places when I am gone.
 
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throwaway123

throwaway123

Hell0
Aug 5, 2018
1,446
What about a nuke? I don't think anything of me would be left. I bet I'm on a watchlist now.