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Epsilon0

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Dec 28, 2019
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Hello all you lonely hearts out there!

How about we do a round of the classical Why did the chicken cross the road?
All the answers have to be related to SS.
I'll go first.


Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get N from A.
 
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waterbottleman

waterbottleman

Not a person
Sep 30, 2019
721
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get hit by a car and end it's miserable existence.
 
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lemmeeleev

lemmeeleev

Still here
Nov 29, 2018
927
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.

(It's already a suicide joke)
(cross the road, other side)
 
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Thereisnothing

Thereisnothing

Enlightened
Jan 4, 2020
1,604
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because it was trying to kill itself...............
SORRY I am rubbish at jokes
 
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faust

faust

lost among the stars
Jan 26, 2020
3,138
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because the chicken already crossed all the boundaries
 
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Deleted member 14177

not home
Jan 20, 2020
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So that its subjects will view it with admiration, as a chicken which has the daring and courage to boldly cross the road, but also with fear, for whom among them has the strength to contend with such a paragon of avian virtue? In such a manner is the princely chicken's dominion maintained. — Machiavelli
 
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GoodPersonEffed

GoodPersonEffed

Brevity is my middle name, but my name was TL
Jan 11, 2020
6,726
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Got scammed buying N, didn't have enough money left for SN, so went the cheepest route.

(See what I did there?)
 
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Sensei

Sensei

剣道家
Nov 4, 2019
6,336
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
He didn't have the guts.
 
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Mort

Mort

No use to know one
Feb 15, 2019
622
Why did the chicken cross the road it finely PLUCKED ;) up the courage to cross over to the other side ;) :)
 
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GoodPersonEffed

GoodPersonEffed

Brevity is my middle name, but my name was TL
Jan 11, 2020
6,726
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the train tracks.

Why did the chicken cross the train tracks?
To make milanesa.
(Mexican food -- flattened chicken.)
 
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UpandDownPrincess

UpandDownPrincess

Elementalist
Dec 31, 2019
833
Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because she didn't want to scar the train driver.
 
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faust

faust

lost among the stars
Jan 26, 2020
3,138
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because the chicken didn't have any reasons to stay
 
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Epsilon0

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Dec 28, 2019
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Why did the chicken cross the road?

It's impossible to determine whether the chicken crossed the road, or the road crossed the chicken.

It all depends on your frame of reference.
 
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faust

faust

lost among the stars
Jan 26, 2020
3,138
Why did the chicken cross the road?
The chicken had to buy some eggs for the breakfast
Sensei said:
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
He didn't have the guts.
Click to expand...
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Epsilon0

Enlightened
Dec 28, 2019
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That's one skeleton you should keep in the closet.
 
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faust

faust

lost among the stars
Jan 26, 2020
3,138
Why did the chicken cross the road?
The bus stop is on the other side
ArseniXCfull80119
 
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CarefulWithThatAxe

Experienced
Nov 7, 2019
296
The chicken didn't cross the road it decided the risk factor was too much
so hung itself instead.
 
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Epsilon0

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Dec 28, 2019
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Why did the chicken cross the road?

Cross the road - and you will regret it.
Don't cross the road - and you will regret it.

Summa summarum - whatever you will do, you will regret it.
 
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GoodPersonEffed

GoodPersonEffed

Brevity is my middle name, but my name was TL
Jan 11, 2020
6,726
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to an internet cafe and research ctb methods without alerting the whole damn henhouse.
 
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faust

lost among the stars
Jan 26, 2020
3,138
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To reach a watering hole for singles
 
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marcusuk63

marcusuk63

CTB
Mar 24, 2019
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Are we misinterpreting the "joke" ?
is the true meaning of "to get to the other side " meaning the afterlife and the chicken was committing suicide ?
I`m fun at parties lol
 
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Epsilon0 said:
Why did the chicken cross the road?

It's impossible to determine whether the chicken crossed the road, or the road crossed the chicken.

It all depends on your frame of reference.
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Einstein !

Who would have said this?
The chicken didn't cross the road. Rather, it exists simultaneously on both sides…..just don't peek., or it will look like it has crossed.
 
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faust

lost among the stars
Jan 26, 2020
3,138
Why did the chicken cross the road?
The chicken was in a rush to a hen party
 
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Epsilon0

Enlightened
Dec 28, 2019
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Underscore said:
Einstein !

Who would have said this?
The chicken didn't cross the road. Rather, it exists simultaneously on both sides…..just don't peek., or it will look like it has crossed.
Click to expand...


Heinsenberg? The uncertainty principle?
 
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Suicide_vampire

Suicide_vampire

In Vino Veritas
Feb 11, 2020
426
Why did the hedgehog cross the road?
To see his flat mate.
 
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