Games Would You Ever?

[foreverbroken28]

Hey guys, I hope this isn't offensive. I am not trying to make a joke out of CTB but I got a random idea as I was crying to myself and considering how desperate I am to CTB. If this is offensive, I am sorry and mods -- I understand why you'd delete it. I don't want to negatively impact anyone here.

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-- How It Works: Someone will ask a question about an extreme method to CTB like this: Would you ever ___________________ to CTB?

-- The next person will answer and then they will ask their question for the next person. It's okay if you want to answer several questions before the one above you.

I'll start.

Question: Would you ever jump into a lion's den to CTB?

 

[not_a_robot]

No. Would you ever sleep with creepy heroin dealers to try to get drugs to stockpile for ctb?

 

[Soul]

Probably - how many are there, and how many times would I have to do them?
Would you ever use a home-made guillotine to ctb?

 

[not_a_robot]

Probably - how many are there, and how many times would I have to do them?
Would you ever use a home-made guillotine to ctb?

This shocks me. I would not have expected that of you. So dirty.
My image you is shattered.

 

[Funkbunny]

No. Would you ever sleep with creepy heroin dealers to try to get drugs to stockpile for ctb?

No. But I would have copious amounts of depraved sex with them.

 

[Soul]

This shocks me. I would not have expected that of you. So dirty.
My image you is shattered.

I know, I know - it's that gold background that makes me look all "eww, with YOU?! I'm too special!" But when I see a short route to the 4H Club, I take it.

Home-made guillotine is on the table.

 

[not_a_robot]

I would take guillotine if no other options seemed available.
But I'd be dreaming of all those heroin dealers and their heroin...

Would you ever drown yourself in a mop bucket?

 

[foreverbroken28]

Perhaps if I was drunk enough...

Would you ever drive/run directly into a tornado to ctb?

 

[Soul]

That sounds like me!

Would you ever go wading in the Everglades in hopes you wouldn't make it back?

 

[Pilum Muralis]

That sounds like me!

Would you ever go wading in the Everglades in hopes you wouldn't make it back?

No. I hate mosquitoes.
Would you ever jump into lava?

 

[Bulletwbttrflywings]

That sounds like me!

Would you ever go wading in the Everglades in hopes you wouldn't make it back?

Hopefully the gaters would get me!

Would you ever swim with sting rays in hopes to go out like Steve Irwin?

 

[SinisterKid]

Damned right I would.

Would you drink bleach to ctb?

 

[Bulletwbttrflywings]

Damned right I would.

Would you drink bleach to ctb?

Crikey! If I could get past the auuuuuful stench!

 

[not_a_robot]

Hopefully the gaters would get me!

Would you ever swim with sting rays in hopes to go out like Steve Irwin?

Yes! I love stingrays! But no animal or insect that stings will ever harm me; I am their Queen.

Would you swim with piranhas?

 

[Bulletwbttrflywings]

Yes! I love stingrays! But no animal or insect that stings will ever harm me; I am their Queen.

Would you swim with piranhas?

Yaaaaaas Queen!!

But that's a no to piranhas. Lol

 

[Mort]

Would you stand in front of a 747 jet engine at full power and get suck in ? . Seen happen to a jet fighter this guy got suck in by live to tell the tale .
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[Pilum Muralis]

Yes, I would swim with piranhas. Since I don't know how to swim, I'd likely drown before they ate me

Would you use the Brazen Bull?

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brazen_bull

 

[blanketyblk]

Yes, I would swim with piranhas. Since I don't know how to swim, I'd likely drown before they ate me

Would you use the Brazen Bull?

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brazen_bull
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Only if i knew i was going to smell and taste like chicken..

Would you skydive and accidentally / on purpose forgot to pull your parachute, while jumping over a major city

 

[Soul]

No. I hate mosquitoes.
Would you ever jump into lava?

No. I couldn't. That stuff freaks me out. It's an alien life form.

Plagiarising from a long-ago post here, would you ever take the bottom off a microwave and put it on your head and press start? (For newcomers: You can't just stick your head in the door because it won't start if the door's open.)

 

[SinisterKid]

Absolutely not. Scrambled brains are better done in a pan

Could you die by way of using a nail gun on yourself?

 

[not_a_robot]

Absolutely not. Scrambled brains are better done in a pan

Could you die by way of using a nail gun on yourself?

Most ppl can't die by nail gun. Surprisingly unreliable method.

Man shoots woman in head with nail gun, then himself, police say

A man shot a woman with a nail gun several times in the head before using the tool to attempt suicide, Oregon State Police said.

www.oregonlive.com

Would you ever suicide by green mambas?

 

[Soul]

Would you skydive and accidentally / on purpose forgot to pull your parachute, while jumping over a major city

Not over a city. The Mediterranean, please.

Would you go out to the junkyard and lie down in a car that's in position to be smashed flat?

 

[Pupuce]

Not over a city. The Mediterranean, please.

Would you go out to the junkyard and lie down in a car that's in position to be smashed flat?

No, it would make too much of a mess.

Would you accept a request from someone willing to kill you to have possession of your body?

 

[Soul]

Would you ever suicide by green mambas?

Depends - how many of them would I have to do?

 

[Lara Francis]

Would you ever do a skydive and not open the patachute on purpose ?

 

[Brainpain]

Ooooh that sounds fun I'd like to bring for sure chicken out. Would you ever go on a submarine mission knowing it will malfunction and run out of air to CTB?

 

[Soul]

Would you accept a request from someone willing to kill you to have possession of your body?

... What are they going to do with it?
If Keith Richards wants it, it's his. All others need to submit applications.

Would you deliberately drive off the designated route in the Sahara, knowing your GPS was malfunctioning?

 

[foreverbroken28]

Ooooh that sounds fun I'd like to bring for sure chicken out. Would you ever go on a submarine mission knowing it will malfunction and run out of air to CTB?

Maybe. I almost drowned when I was a kid and it wasn't THAT bad.

... What are they going to do with it?
If Keith Richards wants it, it's his. All others need to submit applications.

Would you deliberately drive off the designated route in the Sahara, knowing your GPS was malfunctioning?

Nope. I think I'd get super irritated.

Would you allow yourself to be slaughtered from the feet up, by a necrophiliac (Like a Ted Bundy type), if you had no other options to CTB?

 

[Lara Francis]

Maybe. I almost drowned when I was a kid and it wasn't THAT bad.



Nope. I think I'd get super irritated.

Would you allow yourself to be slaughtered from the feet up, by a necrophiliac (Like a Ted Bundy type), if you had no other options to CTB?

No way too painful.
I only want a peaceful death now.

If you were on a bridge with the intention of jumping and a random member of the public asked what you were doing, then offered to jump with you - would you agree?
(This did actually happen to me!)

 

[Leesap]

No. Would you ever sleep with creepy heroin dealers to try to get drugs to stockpile for ctb?

Yes and I have . Lol

Perhaps if I was drunk enough...

Would you ever drive/run directly into a tornado to ctb?

Absolutely. Would you run on platform hi heels through a rock and driftwood littered beach at gunpoint till the you were so tired you got shot?