Discussion Would you make a deal with the devil?

[charcoalcat]

The devil found you and gave you an option; Accept his deal and he will make all your problems in life disappear, while providing you everything you need to live a happy, healthy and fulfilling life to old age.

The catch: Your soul will be his for the taking after your death for a period undisclosed. No further information.

You're in immense pain, physically and mentally. Your life is in shackles. No one loves you. All you hope is ctb but you know you'll never be able to do it because of your unwavering SI. You can foresee yourself dragging this miserable existence till you die of old age, or natural causes.

Will you take the deal?

 

[ZeroM24]

No. My causes for being suicidal cant be fixed, and I also dont make deals with magical beings. Always ends badly

 

[synthcadia]

tbh i'd let him take my soul and take me with him in death. then i dont have to worry about the fear of an unforeseen death.

 

[Pluto]

 

[J&L383]

Hey, sure why not, I'll try anything once!

I don't believe in the devil, but if he came to me I'd take a chance just see if he's actually real.

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

I have no soul so he'd be getting nothing while I get to reap all the benefits so yeah I totally would.

 

[Mirrory Me]

Nah, devil can't make anybody happy.

 

[gnarly]

"And Even at my lowest I will withstand his words. For no man will be above me but god himself."

 

[cotton]

The devil found you and gave you an option; Accept his deal and he will make all your problems in life disappear, while providing you everything you need to live a happy, healthy and fulfilling life to old age.

The catch: Your soul will be his for the taking after your death for a period undisclosed. No further information.

You're in immense pain, physically and mentally. Your life is in shackles. No one loves you. All you hope is ctb but you know you'll never be able to do it because of your unwavering SI. You can foresee yourself dragging this miserable existence till you die of old age, or natural causes.

Will you take the deal?

What will he make me do? His bidding or some shit? Will I get a sort of Ghost Rider type deal?

 

[yellowjester]

i feel like making a deal with the devil is what got me here in the first place

 

[ijustwishtodie]

Uh, no. My problems are with life itself meaning that it'd be impossible for my problems to be fixed and for me to still be alive. The only solution to my problems is death, specifically an earlier death. Additionally, I don't want to live to old age, I get terrified at the thought of old age and I feel like I'm in a mental asylum when I see people talk about how they want to decay through old age. This means that I wouldn't take the deal

 

[EvisceratedJester]

No, not worth it. Also, let's say I did agree to it, what would the devil be doing with my soul once I die? Will it be sexy stuff or torturous stuff?

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

Uh, no. My problems are with life itself meaning that it'd be impossible for my problems to be fixed and for me to still be alive. The only solution to my problems is death, specifically an earlier death. Additionally, I don't want to live to old age, I get terrified at the thought of old age and I feel like I'm in a mental asylum when I see people talk about how they want to decay through old age. This means that I wouldn't take the deal

But most of the time when the Devil's deals go wrong they just kill you anyway so in a way you can't possibly lose against him.

 

[Angst Filled Fuck Up]

No. I have met this mf'er and he seems goofy to the point where I don't believe he would be able to fix all my problems. Also, he talked at length about where he likes to insert his pitchfork. I have hemorrhoids already and I'm not fucking with that.

 

[user6932]

If hell exists, I'm ending there anyway. So yeah take the deal 100%

 

[lilah]

this is what chat gpt said : "

this is what chat gpt said : "

"This is a difficult choice that touches on suffering, resilience, and the search for meaning. Trading your soul for relief might feel tempting when life is overwhelming, but the devil's offer is dangerously vague. Even with guaranteed happiness, would you feel at peace, knowing the cost? And what does it really mean to give up your soul?

Some believe that even deep pain can shape us in unexpected ways, bringing growth, resilience, or a glimpse of purpose over time. Personally, I'd decline the deal. I'd hold onto the hope that life can shift in ways we can't yet see, and that enduring, despite everything, can be meaningful in itself."


me personnally i'd take it lol

 

[leavingsoonx]

The devil found you and gave you an option; Accept his deal and he will make all your problems in life disappear, while providing you everything you need to live a happy, healthy and fulfilling life to old age.

The catch: Your soul will be his for the taking after your death for a period undisclosed. No further information.

You're in immense pain, physically and mentally. Your life is in shackles. No one loves you. All you hope is ctb but you know you'll never be able to do it because of your unwavering SI. You can foresee yourself dragging this miserable existence till you die of old age, or natural causes.

Will you take the deal?

Hell no. If I can't take this suffering how am I gonna be in hell? Not worth it

 

[John Kramer]

If the devil came knocking, I'd make the deal in a heartbeat. I'd sell my soul, my firstborn—whatever it takes. Why? Because the devil isn't about blind submission and control like 'God' and organized religion are. He's about empowerment, individuality, and not kneeling to tyranny. In a world where 'God' is used as a justification for suffering and oppression, why wouldn't I choose the path of self-determination? The devil's all about owning your fate, your choices, and your power. If that's evil, then sign me up.

 

[limerance1]

How about we skip the deal and I die. This I would do

 

[CatLvr]

Nope. I have met people who are truly evil. I mean not a single, solitary redeeming characteristic. This woman was only happy when someone else (usually me) was suffering. She has since died (the world is now a better place) but she has visited me since she went to the other side. I am not interested in being anywhere near her in any other life I might have going forward. My childhood and young adulthood was more than enough. It took me an astounding amount of strength, looking back, to break free from her. I honestly did so because I was afraid for my children -- she had told me if it took her the rest of her life she would take my kids from me. And she did, for a while. But they are starting to see that maybe she really wasn't right about me, after all, and she was the narcissistic bitch, not me.

 

[sasu4444]

Hey, sure why not, I'll try anything once!

I don't believe in the devil, but if he came to me I'd take a chance just see if he's actually real.

"You should, he believes in you" - Keanu Reeves - Constantine

 

[charcoalcat]

this is what chat gpt said : "

"This is a difficult choice that touches on suffering, resilience, and the search for meaning. Trading your soul for relief might feel tempting when life is overwhelming, but the devil's offer is dangerously vague. Even with guaranteed happiness, would you feel at peace, knowing the cost? And what does it really mean to give up your soul?

Some believe that even deep pain can shape us in unexpected ways, bringing growth, resilience, or a glimpse of purpose over time. Personally, I'd decline the deal. I'd hold onto the hope that life can shift in ways we can't yet see, and that enduring, despite everything, can be meaningful in itself."


me personnally i'd take it lol

Fuck chatgpt. That mtfker is the most pro-life ahole I've seen. Anything ctb or vaguely resembles ctb I've asked it will vehemently reply in the most pro-life manner ever.

If the devil came knocking, I'd make the deal in a heartbeat. I'd sell my soul, my firstborn—whatever it takes. Why? Because the devil isn't about blind submission and control like 'God' and organized religion are. He's about empowerment, individuality, and not kneeling to tyranny. In a world where 'God' is used as a justification for suffering and oppression, why wouldn't I choose the path of self-determination? The devil's all about owning your fate, your choices, and your power. If that's evil, then sign me up.

Sorry you lost me at firstborn.

What will he make me do? His bidding or some shit? Will I get a sort of Ghost Rider type deal?

No, not worth it. Also, let's say I did agree to it, what would the devil be doing with my soul once I die? Will it be sexy stuff or torturous stuff?

You can relate to the movie Constantine. Plus it's the devil. You can't possibly take his words at face value.