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Deafsn0w

Deafsn0w

I will buy you a dog if you like my posts
Sep 4, 2018
2,488
Let's do this....


Would you rather be forced to wear wet socks for the rest of your life or only wash your hair only once a year?
 
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ctrl_alt_delete

ctrl_alt_delete

r e p l i c a n t
Nov 14, 2018
222
Wash my hair only once a year (shaving/waxing doesn't count amirite?)

Would you rather never listen to music or never read again?
 
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Moms_Spaghetti

Moms_Spaghetti

Member
Dec 25, 2018
86
Wash my hair only once a year (shaving/waxing doesn't count amirite?)

Would you rather never listen to music or never read again?
Never listen to music because I already don't derive pleasure from it as much anymore, but I think readin is necessary imo.

Would you rather smear someone else's poop on your face, or drink a glass full of their urine?
 
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Deafsn0w

Deafsn0w

I will buy you a dog if you like my posts
Sep 4, 2018
2,488
Never listen to music because I already don't derive pleasure from it as much anymore, but I think readin is necessary imo.

Would you rather smear someone else's poop on your face, or drink a glass full of their urine?
Drink a glass full of their urine.

Would you rather save a dog or stranger from a burning building?
 
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NotWorthLiving

Enlightened
Dec 8, 2018
1,264
Live blind. My life hopefully won't be that long anyway.

Would you rather lose your sense of smell or taste?
 
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stellabelle

stellabelle

ethereal
Dec 14, 2018
3,919
I'd save the dog.

Would you rather poke your own eye out or live completely blind for the rest of your life?

This escalated quickly.
Pretty sure I'd rather be blind.
People adapt to these sort of things.

Would you rather ctb and find an alternate universe/plane of existence, or simply cease to exist?
 
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stellabelle

stellabelle

ethereal
Dec 14, 2018
3,919
Live blind. My life hopefully won't be that long anyway.

Would you rather lose your sense of smell or taste?
Shit. I was late.
I'd rather lose my sense of smell.

If you could take a pill that would give you psychic powers or immortality, which would you choose?
 
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NotWorthLiving

Enlightened
Dec 8, 2018
1,264
Psychic power. I'm already trying to lower my mortality rate

Would you rather get hit by a bus as a pedestrian or get hit by a bus in another vehicle? In both cases you live but are severely injured.
 
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stellabelle

stellabelle

ethereal
Dec 14, 2018
3,919
Psychic power. I'm already trying to lower my mortality rate

Would you rather get hit by a bus as a pedestrian or get hit by a bus in another vehicle? In both cases you live but are severely injured.
Probably as a pedestrian - a lawsuit would most likely pay more that way.

If you had a choice, would you rather spend the rest of your life in a wheelchair or spend your life in prison?
 
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NotWorthLiving

Enlightened
Dec 8, 2018
1,264
Wheelchair. At least I'll still be able to ctb relatively easily.

Would you rather be on the top floor or bottom floor of a skyscraper when it collapses?
 
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Deafsn0w

Deafsn0w

I will buy you a dog if you like my posts
Sep 4, 2018
2,488
Bottom obviously. It kills people faster.

Would you rather wear someone else's dirty underwear or use someone else's toothbrush?
 
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therhydler

therhydler

Enlightened
Dec 7, 2018
1,196
Toothbrush I actually used a strangers one once didn't really gross me out at all lol

Would you rather be slowly eaten alive or slowly burn alive?
 
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Tragoedia Vitae

Tragoedia Vitae

Experienced
Oct 14, 2018
230
Yikes, that's a tough one. I guess I would rather be slowly eaten alive.

Would you rather be impaled on a stake or devoured by a gang of carnivorous clowns?
 
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TheCrow

TheCrow

Invisible Spirit
Sep 26, 2018
802
Yikes, that's a tough one. I guess I would rather be slowly eaten alive.

Would you rather be impaled on a stake or devoured by a gang of carnivorous clowns?
Holy shit. Impaled on a stake (I wonder if you die instantly, or if it takes awhile to bleed out). I do NOT like clowns!
 
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Sixfeetunder

Sixfeetunder

Specialist
Jan 12, 2019
319
Yikes, that's a tough one. I guess I would rather be slowly eaten alive.

Would you rather be impaled on a stake or devoured by a gang of carnivorous clowns?

Devoured by carnivorous clowns, I guess.

Would you rather be eaten by a shark or stung by a jellyfish
 
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newdawnfades

newdawnfades

Member
Jan 16, 2019
58
Stung by a jellyfish, not really a fan of getting mutilated...

Would you rather kiss a bear trap or live the rest of your life on a rollercoaster (no jumping!)
 
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stellabelle

stellabelle

ethereal
Dec 14, 2018
3,919
Rollercoaster.

Would you rather die of disease or die upon impact in an accident?
 
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cherub

cherub

Fvcking Loser
Jan 27, 2019
147
Die upon impact in an accident.

Would you rather be 18(chronologically) forever but look 80, or look 18 but be 80 years of age(and continue aging into death)?
 
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LiveSlowDieFast

LiveSlowDieFast

Specialist
Nov 14, 2018
338
Look 18, but be 80 years of age. I mean, fuck it, that's like what? 2-3 more years until I've passed?

Would you rather be forced to survive in a hellish post-nuclear war world, where food is scarce and you're always under threat by bands of marauders and mutated creatures who will commit unspeakable things to you if they get a hold on you? You're no hero in this world, just some random person. You're free to do what you want though, other than kill yourself.

Or would you rather survive in a small underground bunker that holds enough resources and amenities for you to survive for the next 10 years, but has no forms of entertainment aside from some old crossword and sodoku puzzles, and you won't be able to connect to the outside world or ever leave it? You'll only die once your resources run out.
 
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Faulisdead

Faulisdead

Member
Feb 9, 2019
70
I'd rather live in the hellish-post nuclear war world.

Would you rather never have to brush your teeth, or never have to floss your teeth?
 
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NotWorthLiving

Enlightened
Dec 8, 2018
1,264
Never have to brush

Would you rather kill yourself or have someone kill you?
 
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Pointlessabyss

Pointlessabyss

Impulse will takeover one day...
Sep 17, 2018
294
Kill myself

Would you rather live a poor life with your loved one or a rich life all alone?
 
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21Neberg

21Neberg

Enlightened
Dec 17, 2018
1,624
Poor with love.

Would you rather be starving or morbidly obese?

Starving! I don't eat much anyways and people are just so mean towards obese people in my experience.
 
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21Neberg

21Neberg

Enlightened
Dec 17, 2018
1,624
Would you rather be deaf or blind?
 
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stellabelle

stellabelle

ethereal
Dec 14, 2018
3,919
Would you rather be deaf or blind?
Deaf for sure

Would you rather spend your life with a health condition that hinders you or disabled in a wheelchair?
 
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21Neberg

21Neberg

Enlightened
Dec 17, 2018
1,624
Deaf for sure

Would you rather spend your life with a health condition that hinders you or disabled in a wheelchair?

Really? I'd rather be blind. Music is one of the few things I still enjoy.

I'd rather have a health condition that hinders me.

Would you rather live in the middle ages or far in the future?
 
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Plankter

Plankter

欠陥人
Aug 14, 2018
174
In the far future

Would you rather live your dream life or simply cease to exist ?
 
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stellabelle

stellabelle

ethereal
Dec 14, 2018
3,919
Really? I'd rather be blind. Music is one of the few things I still enjoy.

I'd rather have a health condition that hinders me.

Would you rather live in the middle ages or far in the future?
My grandparents are both deaf. I'd always always always prefer to be deaf than blind. When you're deaf you can see your surroundings. Surprisingly music really isn't all that much to miss out on imho. ASL is so rich, so is deaf culture.
My grandfather was born hearing but lost it as a child; he always said the one thing he missed most about being hearing was music.

In the far future

Would you rather live your dream life or simply cease to exist ?
I prefer to live my dream life.

Would you prefer an afterlife on an alternate planet where you have mystical powers and abilities, or to reincarnate on this one again with better circumstances?
 
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daemonblight

Member
Jun 26, 2018
82
An alternate planet with mystical powers, no hesitation.

Would you rather have psychic abilities or control over the elements?
 
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