Games Write Your Own Obituary.

[Brick In The Wall]

Alright we're gona call this a game. But it can be legit as well. I'm definitely working on my own right now and I wana do both versions.

Somebody be spontanious and create a write your own obit thread.

This was the inspiration for it, as well as the thread that @Soulless_Angel made.

So thank you both, an yea write your own Obituary anyway you'd like.

 

[Arrow]

wait what's an obituary? lol

 

[pete_x]

[Data Expunged] was found in the deep woods on [TBA]
with an open throat. He will not be missed as his family
was more concerned with getting the house the stuff and
the cash. A few buckets of dirt and a rock were dumped
onto his corpse and then his family went to the bank.
The coroner couldn't be bothered to make an appearance.
The police officer on site made sure to empty a clip
into his corpse before the burial to uphold a most wholesome American tradition.

No mention was made of his service however lack-luster.
No mention was made of the fact that for decades he was
the frontline defense for his entire family.
No mention was made of his varied artistic abilities.
No mention was made of how many times he was there for
their kids when they couldn't be bothered.
No mention was made of the life he gave up to do service
for his own family.

Any wishing to visit his grave at [DATA EXPUNGED] may
do so at any time. Please do not take or otherwise
damage the cello. You may play it though.
He would like that.

Written by his only friend [DATA EXPUNGED].

 

[Mort]

I think mind be like this. Who is this person? Must have bin a sad loner no friends no family. Thats why it took them six months after his death to get him out of the house. What tip them of was the bad smell for the last few months. No one will miss him no one cares about him . The only people at the grave was the vicar and the two grave diggers.

 

[Deleted member 1465]

Dogs loved him.

 

[Brick In The Wall]

Dogs loved him.

I feel like that's a legit thing to be remembered for. Still working on mine.

 

[FusRohDracarys]

FusRohDracarys was a free spirit with a feisty attitude. They could not be told how to live, and could never be pleased with anything less than excellence. As hard as doctors tried to save FusRohDracarys, there was not a clamp in the world strong enough to pull the stick out of their ass. They lived with but one regret: not ending it sooner. RIP.

 

[pentobarbitaldreams]

Pentobarbitaldreams was found dead on (date) after an intentional overdose on pentobarbital. Previously diagnosed with depression and schizophrenia, Pentobarbitaldreams had struggled with mental health issues all his life, had been hospitalized four times and was the source of much stress for his family. He had been threatening to commit suicide since he was 12 and had selfishly refused to take part in our beautiful society.

 

[NotGonnaLast]

NGL was found dead in his home by his sister. He had previously informed each of his siblings that he was going to commit suicide and had indeed attempted several times in the past. On the day of his passing he had sent a goodbye text to each of his 5 older siblings but, sticking with their usual tradition, none of them read the text for several days and then promptly forgot that it had been sent. At the time NGL was found he is believed to have been dead for several weeks and no one had realised he hadn't been around, saying that they "kinda just forgot he existed". It was only luck, and a lack of money to fund her alleged cocaine habit, that caused him to be found on this particular day by that particular sister. He is survived by his mother who cut him out of photos to brag about the other children in them, his siblings and the nieces and nephews who barely know him. His body currently lies unclaimed in the morgue and so will be disposed of by the county. He died as he lived. Unwanted and unremarkable.

 

[shipwreck]

In case you missed the news the other day, S spent his last moments clinging to the railing of the Golden Gate bridge. In a dramatic moment captured on live television, he lit himself on fire, whipped a chainsaw from the pouch of his kangaroo costume and cut himself in half while doing a double somersault with a twist into a swarm of hungry sharks. Witnesses accustomed to the steady stream of humdrum suicides from the famed span declared themselves highly entertained, awarding him a respectable 8.7 score. The few bits and pieces the sharks left behind were scooped up and placed in a cookie jar now on public display at the visitors center, where you can pay your respects or indulge your appetite for grisly spectacle. Those wishing to make a donation in his memory are urged to buy tickets to the circus instead. He always loved them.

 

[nowhere2rest]

Survived by 2 families. She was born under a bad sign, and tried very hard but didnt have the best of luck. When x shined, x shined, but x couldnt see it. x suffered from a long time disease. x went around the world but never felt at home. now x is at rest. in lieu of flowers, send money to the homeless.

 

[jodes2]

Jodes was a troubled soul. Suicidal for a long time, this was a long time coming. He went out doing what he was most obsessed about: dying. He was unable to enjoy life. He had zero friends. May he be in a better place. May he rest in peace.

 

[Alabama_death]

Finally, the bitch is gone. She should never have been born at all. Survived by her family who is having a huge party right now

 

[want2dienow]

slug

 

[makethepainstop]

In case you missed the news the other day, S spent his last moments clinging to the railing of the Golden Gate bridge. In a dramatic moment captured on live television, he lit himself on fire, whipped a chainsaw from the pouch of his kangaroo costume and cut himself in half while doing a double somersault with a twist into a swarm of hungry sharks. Witnesses accustomed to the steady stream of humdrum suicides from the famed span declared themselves highly entertained, awarding him a respectable 8.7 score. The few bits and pieces the sharks left behind were scooped up and placed in a cookie jar now on public display at the visitors center, where you can pay your respects or indulge your appetite for grisly spectacle. Those wishing to make a donation in his memory are urged to buy tickets to the circus instead. He always loved them.

My dear God have mercy oh dude stop. Am stoned while reading this and am laughing do hard I can barely type. Thanks.

 

[Un-]

"Thank fuck he's gone."

 

[Blue_mist]

Severely decomposed body was found in a tiny house. We ask the public to help identifying this disgusting rotten individual or we are going to dump it in unmarked pit.

 

[makethepainstop]

M was found in his bedroom dead as a doornail, it was known that he suffered a heart condition. Later it was found that this ass had ingested enough SN, Seroquel, and THC gummies to kill at least three elephants. Obviously, the old boy was hoping that his suicide would look like a heart attack. (Many prescription pill bottles were found in his bedroom). It took a team of 6 undertakers working around the clock 3 days to wipe the smile off of his face. Some people were quite surprised that he had gone this route, feeling that he would pay the bills for his mooching little sister as he has for the last three years, that she has laid in bed and did nothing. It is believed, M had grown tired of being everyone's do boy, and being required to fix things for everyone in the universe because they were too damn dumb to fix things and pay their own bills by themselves. One theory was that his mentally ill nut case sister who had never been able to keep a job in her life and quit every damn job she ever had, contributed to his demise. Others felt that his bitch sister having run off his marine boyfriend twice had really caused the problem. There will be no formal service as M had requested cremation and instructed his mooching, bum ass, boyfriend runner, off, retard, sister, to pour half of his cremains into the toilet, flush twice and repeat the with the rest of his cremains. Anyone wishing to pay their respects should drink a beer, a shot of Baileys Irish Cream, Amaretto, or Drambuie, and listen to Ambrosia's "I keep holding on to yesterday." (A few THC gummies would also be a wonderful gesture). Love to all here!

 

[Zhendou]

She was found dead in the bathtub. Her family and cats loved her. Anyone who wants to visit her grave to pay respects is welcome to.

 

[StolenLife]

The body of the 22 year old StolenLife from *town A* has been found dead floating in the sea near *town B*. Witnesses say they saw the girl jump off a local bridge that is known for many succesful suicide attempts. StolenLife was a student at a local medical school and has resided in *town B* since 2019. The body will be moved to her hometown of *town A* where a funeral will be held in her memory. In the last message she left as a suicide note, StolenLife explicitly named specific people who she does not wish to come to the funeral or express grievance.

 

[Forever Sleep]

We believe a longtime secret obsession with the Smurfs and then Avatar may have lead her to take this drastic action. (Sorry- I have a sick sense of humour.)

 

[finalmente]

(name) was found dead on (date). Her love of playing the flute couldn't save her. It's impossible to say if she was killed by mental illness, circumstances or bad luck. She is buried with the rope she hanged herself with.

 

[dysthymia]

(Name) was found deceased in her and her sister's bedroom on (date). Cyanosis was observed at the scene. An autopsy revealed that it was a suicide by Sodium Nitrite. She was known to be eccentric, lonely and quiet. She disliked her immediate family and had no friends. Her only friends were her first cousins.

 

[sserafim]

S was born on [date] and passed away on [date], after a life-long struggle with ASD. She was [age] years old, attended [name] college and graduated with a degree in [subject]. S was a loving daughter, friend, and dog-mom to her dog, [name]. She was a light, shining bright, tragically burning out before her time. S loved singing, learning, traveling, reading, listening to music, surfing the web, and playing video games. She was a very unique, creative and insightful individual, always staying true to herself. S was a sensitive but tortured soul, and a rebel at heart, walking her own path and taking the road less traveled. She was unapologetically original. S is survived by her family and dog, [name].