Games [18+] Would you rather...

[Dr Iron Arc]

would you rather

[ ] have toes for fingers (and toes for toes)
[x] have fingers for toes (and fingers for fingers)

I think fingers for toes would be both more useful and easier to keep discreet and not seem like a freak.

would you rather

[ ] save an evil person knowing they will continue to do harm unto others and never receive any further punishment for their actions
[ ] condemn an innocent group of people to a long life of suffering and misery with an eventual painful death to boot

 

[WhatDoesTheFoxSay?]

would you rather

[x] save an evil person knowing they will continue to do harm unto others and never receive any further punishment for their actions
[ ] condemn an innocent group of people to a long life of suffering and misery with an eventual painful death to boot

Humans are unpredictable, so who knows? S/he may turn over a new leaf. Even if it's one in a million, I'd still take my chances. Punishment be damned.

would you rather

[ ] eat Soylent Red and Yellow for the rest of your life
[ ] eat Soylent Green for the rest of your life

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

would you rather

[ ] eat Soylent Red and Yellow for the rest of your life
[X] eat Soylent Green for the rest of your life

I'll take my chances with the Green because I actually know what it is, but only because of the meme.


would you rather

[ ] Take a plane and fly First-class to a faroff place you'd really hate to be at and have to stay in for an indeterminate amount of time.
[ ] Take an extremely grueling and long road trip by bus (one that can cross oceans but tediously) to get to a faroff place you'd love to go to.

 

[GrumpyFrog]

[ ] Take a plane and fly First-class to a faroff place you'd really hate to be at and have to stay in for an indeterminate amount of time.
[x] Take an extremely grueling and long road trip by bus (one that can cross oceans but tediously) to get to a faroff place you'd love to go to.

I actually enjoy long bus trips, and while I understand it is supposed to be grueling, I'd take that over a first-class ticket to Somalia.

Would you rather

[] Be a rich and successful person living in a poor, dangerous and chaotic country
[] Be a homeless illegal immigrant in any wealthy country of your choice

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

would you rather

[X] Be a rich and successful person living in a poor, dangerous and chaotic country
[ ] Be a homeless illegal immigrant in any wealthy country of your choice

If I'm really rich enough hopefully I can afford enough security to be able to dodge the chaos (though I realize that just puts a bigger target on me). The main reason I don't pick the latter is because I'm not resourceful enough to be able to successfully leech off a wealthy country with no home or documentation to speak of.


would you rather

[ ] Lose the ability to read anything
[ ] Lose the ability to write/type anything

 

[WhatDoesTheFoxSay?]

would you rather

[ ] Lose the ability to read anything
[x] Lose the ability to write/type anything

At the very least I can still communicate verbally.

would you rather

[ ] Believe in a Creator God that loves you
[ ] Believe in a Creator God that hates you

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

would you rather

[ ] Believe in a Creator God that loves you
[X] Believe in a Creator God that hates you

It makes more sense that God hates me with how my life has been plus if I'm wrong then it would be more satisfying to be proven wrong this way.


would you rather

[ ] Be constantly high 24/7
[ ] Be constantly drunk 24/7

 

[nolongerhuman]

would you rather

[X] Be constantly high 24/7
[ ] Be constantly drunk 24/7

I've never been high but I'm kind of a sad drunk

would you rather

[ ] Own a dog
[ ] Own a cat

 

[BeansOfRequirement]

[ ] Own a dog
[X] Own a cat

WYR:

[ ] Kill yourself
[ ] Not kill yourself

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

would you rather

[ ] Kill yourself
[X] Not kill yourself

It's an unpopular answer for here I'm sure but it's more like I'm being forced to. Or maybe I'm feeling unusually positive today so my answer could change.

would you rather

[ ] have your firstborn child be a daughter
[ ] have your firstborn child be a son

 

[nolongerhuman]

would you rather

[ ] have your firstborn child be a daughter
[X] have your firstborn child be a son

Purely because I have a larger list of good boy names

would you rather

[ ] Live in the city
[ ] Live in the country

 

[olieolieoxenfree]

would you rather

[ ] Live in the city
[x] Live in the country

I can always drive to the city if I need anything, and there is less crime in the country

would you rather

[ ] adopt an 8 year old child that led a rough life
[ ] adopt that same child except they are only 1 year old and don't have any major experiences/trauma

 

[nolongerhuman]

would you rather

[ ] adopt an 8 year old child that led a rough life
[ X] adopt that same child except they are only 1 year old and don't have any major experiences/trauma

I mean it's the same kid, right? I'd want to spare them as much trauma as possible.

would you rather

[ ] Have a migrane
[ ] Have a stomach cramp

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

would you rather

[ ] Have a migrane
[X] Have a stomach cramp

I have had both frequently and hate them so much but I think stomach cramps are only slightly less bad.

would you rather

[ ] Refer to a meal between lunch and dinner as 'Linner'.
[ ] Refer to a meal between lunch and dinner as 'Dunch'

 

[Ignorado]

would you rather

[ ] Refer to a meal between lunch and dinner as 'Linner'.
[X] Refer to a meal between lunch and dinner as 'Dunch'

Dunch sounds better for me.

would you rather

[] Erase you existence/consciousness forever
[] Get a chance to live a new life in Heaven

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

would you rather

[ ] Erase you existence/consciousness forever
[X] Get a chance to live a new life in Heaven

Both are appealing, but Heaven as advertised would be crazy to pass up.

would you rather

[ ] Write a bestselling novel that spawns a cashcow franchise which unfortunately deteriorates in quality and basically sells out (but still earns lots of money)
[ ] Gain peak physical form and become the world's universally agreed-upon most attractive model of all time but your looks will not degrade even a little bit until after about 10 years after which you will be uglier than when you started?

 

[GrumpyFrog]

[x] Write a bestselling novel that spawns a cashcow franchise which unfortunately deteriorates in quality and basically sells out (but still earns lots of money)
[ ] Gain peak physical form and become the world's universally agreed-upon most attractive model of all time but your looks will not degrade even a little bit until after about 10 years after which you will be uglier than when you started?

Those are both interesting possibilities, but making a lot of money writing books sounds more awesome somehow.

Would you rather

[] Create something amazing that will make you very famous, then become a controversial figure with public opinion on you divided
[] Create something amazing that could make you famous, then let someone else claim they created it and use it to become a celebrity while you remain anonymous, in an exchange for a sizeable monetary reward

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

would you rather

[ ] Create something amazing that will make you very famous, then become a controversial figure with public opinion on you divided
[X] Create something amazing that could make you famous, then let someone else claim they created it and use it to become a celebrity while you remain anonymous, in an exchange for a sizeable monetary reward

Becoming famously loved and then getting "canceled" is one of my greatest fears so I'd be much more okay with letting someone else take credit for my work especially since that would also relieve the pressure to repeat my success while I can be left alone with my money.

would you rather

[ ] Make an investment that you eventually have to sell at a minor loss
[ ] Sell something you invested in at a measly profit only to realize that you could have made billions of dollars if you had just held onto it longer

 

[GrumpyFrog]

[ ] Make an investment that you eventually have to sell at a minor loss
[x] Sell something you invested in at a measly profit only to realize that you could have made billions of dollars if you had just held onto it longer
What if's aside, even small profit is better than a small loss. And I have other things to regret already.

would you rather

[] Have your own business that will turn in a small passive profit for the rest of your life, allowing you to live an average life without having to have a job
[] Discover you have an exceptional talent and be hired for an extemely well-paid job that your talent is perfect for, that would make you dirty rich, but you'll have to sign a 5-year contract that requires you to work 48 hours a week?

 

[Makko]

[] Have your own business that will turn in a small passive profit for the rest of your life, allowing you to live an average life without having to have a job
[x] Discover you have an exceptional talent and be hired for an extemely well-paid job that your talent is perfect for, that would make you dirty rich, but you'll have to sign a 5-year contract that requires you to work 48 hours a week?

48 hours a week sounds like a vacation.

Would you rather:

[] Be launched to the moon where you have to stay all alone for the rest of your natural life.
[] Be launched to the sun where you will die a horrible death, but fast.

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

would you rather

[ ] Be launched to the moon where you have to stay all alone for the rest of your natural life.
[X] Be launched to the sun where you will die a horrible death, but fast.

I don't think I could bear to be alone for long, moon or not.

would you rather

[ ] Be reborn anytime in the past but with your current knowledge and any technology you want to bring with you.
[ ] Travel to any point in the future after opening a savings account at a bank that will exist forever with interest (for an idea of how much that is, 93 US cents at 2.25% compounded interest becomes almost $4.3 billion dollars in 1000 years) and your money will still be perfectly valid.

 

[WhatDoesTheFoxSay?]

would you rather

[X] Be reborn anytime in the past but with your current knowledge and any technology you want to bring with you.
[ ] Travel to any point in the future after opening a savings account at a bank that will exist forever with interest (for an idea of how much that is, 93 US cents at 2.25% compounded interest becomes almost $4.3 billion dollars in 1000 years) and your money will still be perfectly valid.

First option sounds like a cakewalk. If anything, you can refer to the historical records. I'm sceptical of the future—for all you know Planet Earth could be shattered six times over by meteors within the span of a thousand years.

Gamers,

would you rather

[ ] Play a action-RPG as difficult as the Souls games.
[ ] Play a manic shooter. Otherwise known as 'bullet hell'.

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

would you rather

[X] Play a action-RPG as difficult as the Souls games.
[ ] Play a manic shooter. Otherwise known as 'bullet hell'.

Never played a Souls game, but that still sounds easier than a bullet hell and would also hopefully be easier to get used to.


would you rather

[ ] Brainwash everyone in the world to do exactly what you tell them and use that to make the world a better place
[ ] Kill everyone and remake the whole universe from the very beginning

 

[WhatDoesTheFoxSay?]

would you rather

[X] Brainwash everyone in the world to do exactly what you tell them and use that to make the world a better place
[ ] Kill everyone and remake the whole universe from the very beginning

Both options sound like what a certain celestial dictator would do. At least in the first option you do it for the greater good.

would you rather

[ ] Be bitten by mosquitoes.
[ ] Be bitten by ticks.

 

[nolongerhuman]

would you rather

[X] Be bitten by mosquitoes.
[ ] Be bitten by ticks.

The mosquito diseases seem easier to treat than the tick diseases.

would you rather

[ ] Take a ride in a hot air balloon
[ ] Take a ride in a boat

 

[Luchs]

[X] Take a ride in a hot air balloon
[ ] Take a ride in a boat

I have been on loads of boats, but I've never been in a hot air balloon.

Would you rather...
[ ] travel to a new place every month of your life (you are never allowed to stay anywhere for longer than a month)
[ ] stay put wherever you live right now

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

would you rather

[ ] travel to a new place every month of your life (you are never allowed to stay anywhere for longer than a month)
[X] stay put wherever you live right now

Where I live now isn't perfect but it's better than having to move every month.

would you rather

[ ] Be in a band that changes the world for the better through its inspiring music that creates real significant change
[ ] Be a member of an elite group of secret agents that target evil people in the world and convince them to change their minds/come clean about their actions by literally fighting their inner demons.

 

[nolongerhuman]

would you rather

[ ] Be in a band that changes the world for the better through its inspiring music that creates real significant change
[X] Be a member of an elite group of secret agents that target evil people in the world and convince them to change their minds/come clean about their actions by literally fighting their inner demons.

Persona 5, right? Hell yeah.

would you rather

[ ] Live through a plague
[ ] Live through a famine

 

[NightmareTour]

would you rather

[x] Live through a plague
[ ] Live through a famine

I'm assuming that by "Live through" you mean I have to survive, but I'm basically a hermit so staying away from a disease don't impact my life much. Starving would be worse.

Would you rather...

[ ] Never be able to listen to or create music again

[ ] The only instrument on earth is now the otamatone, all music already made using other instruments is also affected.

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

would you rather...

[ ] Never be able to listen to or create music again

[X] The only instrument on earth is now the otamatone, all music already made using other instruments is also affected.

I'll take otomatone covers of all my favorite music over no music at all. Some might sound quite entertaining at least.

would you rather

[ ] Spend two years as the opposite sex
[ ] Spend two years as a different race/culture