Games Corrupt-A-Wish.

[Brick In The Wall]

So this game is simple. You corrupt the wish of the person above you, then you post a wish of your own below it.

Examples

Post 1: I wish I had a new car.

Post 2: Granted: But the car has no engine.

Wish: I had a new life.

Post 3: Granted: But it's a life of poverty

Wish: I had a house.

So I'll start it off with the example.

Wish: I wish I had a new car.

 

[Kumachan]

granted! Heres your car, but you are a toddler:)
Wish: I want a high paying job with long paid holidays.

 

[Yomyom]

granted! Heres your car, but you are a toddler:)
Wish: I want a high paying job with long paid holidays.

With extremely sadist boss, who think you were born to work for him

Wish: I wish to find the point in this life

 

[GoodPersonEffed]

Wish: I wish to find the point in this life

Granted.




Wish: I wish for world peace.

 

[shipwreck]

Wish: I wish for world peace.

Granted: aliens enslave humanity, putting and end to war.

I wish for a good night's sleep.

 

[Brick In The Wall]

Granted: But you're riddled with nightmares.

I wish I had my girlfriend back.

Granted.

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Wish: I wish for world peace.

@Hasssssuùuu yo I'm not starting shit but here we go again.

 

[Yomyom]

I wish I had my girlfriend back

Granted: But she'll come back When she is pregnant with twins, you will have to marry her, and her mother will move in with you

I wish to have a normal life, boring life

 

[Brick In The Wall]

Granted: But she'll come back When she is pregnant with twins, you will have to marry her, and her mother will move in with you

I wish to have a normal life, boring life

Yo I'm already a dad so none of that bothers me, I'd still take her back.

Granted: But it'll be so boring that you can't even tell what's reality anymore. You'll have to live like this until you die of natural causation.

I wish I could see my kids again (no way the downside would ever outweigh seeing them, but good luck!)

 

[I’mDone]

I wish I could see my kids again (no way the downside would ever outweigh seeing them, but good luck!)

Granted, but a wizard has cast an invisibility spell on you. You can see them but they can't see you.

I wish I could go and live on a tropical island.

 

[Brick In The Wall]

Granted, but a wizard has cast an invisibility spell on you. You can see them but they can't see you.

I wish I could go and live on a tropical island.

Ahaha good one man, still happy with that.

Granted: But it's a tropical island akin to Alcatraz or The Devils Island.

I wish I'd never been born.

 

[CynicalHopelessness]

I wish I'd never been born.

Granted. You are forced into existence ex nihilo, as a 4-year old child with no parents, in a random location.

I wish intelligence never emerged during evolution.

 

[Amnesty]

Granted yet we all are forced to die out of natural causation since we rely on survival instinct to think for us.

I wish to know why do people exist.

 

[decafcoffee]

Granted yet we all are forced to die out of natural causation since we rely on survival instinct to think for us.

I wish to know why do people exist.

granted. people exist as part of a cruel simulation experiment.

i wish i had a life worth living.

 

[Amnesty]

Granted yet you live painfully and die excrutiatingly all for a rock

I wish for more wishes

 

[CynicalHopelessness]

I wish for more wishes

Granted, but you must murder a close person for an extra wish, and all wishes are still corrupted.

I wish to be able to come up with an interesting wish

 

[decafcoffee]

Granted, but you must murder a close person for an extra wish, and all wishes are still corrupted.

I wish to be able to come up with an interesting wish

granted, your interesting wish is to give me your wish and i wish that you didnt have any wishes.

i wish i was in the military. what could go wrong?!

 

[enjolras]

Granted : you'll be enrolled in a war of a century long, in a post-apocaliptic world where the only weapons left are plastic spoons & dildos. Have fun

I wish to be serviced by a Harem at my bedside

 

[Amnesty]

Granted : you'll be enrolled in a war of a century long, in a post-apocaliptic world where the only weapons left are plastic spoons & used dildos. Have fun

I wish to be serviced by a Harem at my bedside

granted yet all have STDs and boils on their gentinals...oh do not forget that they are cannibals that take pleasure in your painful death.

I wish to eat a chocolate truffle.

 

[a.n.kirillov]

Granted: but to eat it you have to shove it up your nose.

I wish my mother would leave me TF alone.

 

[Amnesty]

Granted yet you need to murder your mother and face excrutiating abuse in prison for the rest of your life without execution.

I wish for my wishes not to be corrupted.

 

[enjolras]

Granted, but she also leaves with the inheritance, spoiling your brothers & sisters, erasing you from the testament. Fun fact, she wins at the lottery just before dying young

I wish to eat sushis disposed on a naked woman's body

 

[a.n.kirillov]

Granted, but she also also leaves with the inheritance, spoiling your brothers & sisters, erasing you from the testament. Fun fact, she wins at the lottery just before dying young

I wish to eat sushis disposed on a naked woman's body

Granted: but the woman is Angela Merkel.

I wish I was taller.

 

[enjolras]

Granted : we'll torture you into a giraffe woman, with countless metal rings around the neck. The jewerly will make you look flirtatious for the rest of your life, unless you launch a rapper's career, then badass

I wish to speak fluently any language on command

 

[disabledandhopeless]

Granted : we'll torture you into a giraffe woman, with countless metal rings around the neck. The jewerly will make you look flirtatious for the rest of your life, unless you launch a rapper's career, then badass

I wish to speak fluently any language on command

Granted. But you're living alone on mars.
I wish I'm shorter

 

[I’mDone]

Granted. But you're living alone on mars.
I wish I'm shorter

Granted but you're only 1" tall and spend your life running away from cats.

I wish to be able to control people with my thoughts.

 

[Kumachan]

Granted: but you have no control over your thoughts whatsoever

Wish i could stop my thoughts

 

[GoBack]

Granted but you're only 1" tall and spend your life running away from cats.

I wish to be able to control people with my thoughts.

Granted but you have a TV set for a head

I wish I could communicate with the aliens

 

[enjolras]

I wish I'm shorter

your dream to become a ballet dancer like Billy Elliott turns sour, plus you're getting abused at the dwarf throw game

Granted but you have a TV set for a head

I wish I could communicate with the aliens

Granted, you talk to the cats of your neighboorhood in alien language and get a direct psych ward internship, skipping the queue line

I wish I could see ghosts

 

[Deleted member 1465]

@Brick In The Wall you are channelling the Traveller

The Traveller in Black - Wikipedia

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[Brick In The Wall]

@Brick In The Wall you are channelling the Traveller

The Traveller in Black - Wikipedia

en.m.wikipedia.org

Well maybe he can tell me some stories, because I rarely travel.

your dream to become a ballet dancer like Billy Elliott turns sour, plus you're getting abused at the dwarf throw game




Granted, you talk to the cats of your neighboorhood in alien language and get a direct psych ward internship, skipping the queue line

I wish I could see ghosts

Now you see dead people! So holla at my peeps for me!


I wish I drove a Lamborghini.