Games Corrupt-A-Wish.

[Soul]

I wish I drove a Lamborghini.

Granted! Straight into a wall.

I wish I could eat whatever I want without feeling like shit.

 

[Brick In The Wall]

Granted! Straight into a wall.

I wish I could eat whatever I want without feeling like shit.

I love the wall.

Granted you won't feel like shit but you'll gain a massive amount of weight.

I wish I could do as many drugs as I wanted without side effects.

 

[Soul]

I wish I could do as many drugs as I wanted without side effects.

Granted! Any recreational aspects count as "side effects" and you shall experience them no more.

I wish I hadn't gotten fat off my last wish.

 

[Brick In The Wall]

Granted! Any recreational aspects count as "side effects" and you shall experience them no more.

I wish I hadn't gotten fat off my last wish.

Okay well you won't be fat, you'll be the skinniest man alive!

I wish I could correct my past.

 

[enjolras]

Okay well you won't be fat, you'll be the skinniest man alive!

I wish I could correct my past.

Granted, but you cannot go back into the future to measure the impact.

I wish I could freeze the time

 

[K-O]

stopped! but you also freeze! and you just farted a silent but deadly one and it lingers for ever and ever..
i wish i was a man

 

[Brick In The Wall]

Granted, but you cannot go back into the future to measure the impact.

I wish I could freeze the time

Granted you'll freeze time in your wordt moment of life.

I wish I had the best food.

stopped! but you also freeze! and you just farted a silent but deadly one and it lingers for ever and ever..
i wish i was a man

Off topic but yo, your crazy ass gota settle down. Otherwise hit me up in a pm.

 

[enjolras]

Granted you'll freeze time in your wordt moment of life.

What comes to mind : diarrhea?

i wish i was a man

Granted with priapism, released in a sauna with hot women, so you can endure both an embarrassing moment and the resistance to desire straight away: baptism of fire

I wish I could teleport

 

[Brick In The Wall]

Granted with priapism, released in a sauna with hot women, so you can endure both an embarrassing moment and the resistance to desire straight away: baptism of fire

I wish I could teleport

Hahaha, man you guys keep trying, but I'd still take it. Still better then my life.

You teleport into a fat mans anus.

I wish I could win the epic games. (Few will get this.)

 

[pete_x]

Granted but U+U+D+D+L+R+L+R+B+A+B+A+Sel+Start and hollow victory. All games are affected.
I wish I was mortal.

 

[Soul]

I wish I was mortal.

Granted! But rebirth as the same identity & circumstances is the only afterlife.

I wish humans would all wake up every four or five days in randomly different bodies: different sexes, races, sizes, ages, ablednesses.

 

[lostangel]

Granted! But rebirth as the same identity & circumstances is the only afterlife.

I wish humans would all wake up every four or five days in randomly different bodies: different sexes, races, sizes, ages, ablednesses.

Granted: But they can at any moment go back to their original bodies.


Wish: I wish we had the right to die.

 

[Soul]

Wish: I wish we had the right to die.

Granted! But we have to wait 70 years or so to do it. (Aaargh)

I wish I hadn't said that.

 

[Despondent]

Granted: but you can't say anything for an entire month.

I wish someone cared about me

 

[FusRohDracarys]

I wish someone cared about me

Granted, but they turn out to be a mentally disturbed and dangerous stalker who kills anyone else who threatens them by trying to get close to you.

I wish my apartment was clean.

 

[Brackenshire]

Granted but the dust bunnies will do you in...
I wish to not be

 

[NotGonnaLast]

Granted: you wake up in the body of your worst enemy but only as a bystander. You are unable to communicate to anyone and are just the "little voice in the back of their head"

I wish I could protect my family from everything

 

[Despondent]

Granted: you wake up in the body of your worst enemy but only as a bystander. You are unable to communicate to anyone and are just the "little voice in the back of their head"

I wish I could protect my family from everything

Granted: but every time you protect your family from something, something bad would reflect its way onto you.

I wish I didn't have existence issues

 

[shipwreck]

You are granted immortality.

I wish I could go back and relive my life.

 

[Despondent]

Granted: but you will relive the best memories for the shortest amount of time and the worst memories for an extended amount of time (shorter and longer than they actually were irl)

I wish I was happy

 

[shipwreck]

Granted: but you will relive the best memories for the shortest amount of time and the worst memories for an extended amount of time (shorter and longer than they actually were irl)

I wish I was happy

Granted! How are you recovering from your lobotomy?

I wish I could play the piano expertly

 

[Arrow]

I wish I could play the piano expertly

wish granted, but it only works when you're on a planet that is outside of this solar system.........

my wish is that i do not have to pay for anything i want here; i can get any item or luxury for free, anything from an icecream cone to a mansion.

 

[Green Destiny]

Granted, however you're forbidden from sharing these luxuries with any person or animal and must remain in total seclusion.

I wish I didn't have a stomach ulcer.

 

[GoBack]

Granted, however you're forbidden from sharing these luxuries with any person or animal and must remain in total seclusion.

I wish I didn't have a stomach ulcer.

Granted, you do not have a stomach

I wish I could sleep proplerly

 

[Arrow]

Granted, you do not have a stomach

I wish I could sleep proplerly

Granted, but you will only get proper sleep on the last night of your life, however many years away it may be.

I wish I was the most attractive person in the world

 

[GoBack]

Granted but only to animals

I wish I could be a gymnast

 

[narval]

Granted but only to animals

I wish I could be a gymnast

Okey. You got It. Nobody said "proffesional" por even "good"

I wish a Newell's PC

 

[GoBack]

Granted. You get the prototype with all its glitches

I wish a was a Professional ice skater

 

[narval]

Granted. You get the prototype with all its glitches

I wish a was a Professional ice skater

Ouch. Offtopic: autocorrector striked. It should be "newer pc". In any case... Good response XD

 

[NotGonnaLast]

Granted. You get the prototype with all its glitches

I wish a was a Professional ice skater

Granted: you lose your career in a live ice skating accident that leaves you paralyzed from the neck down

I wish I could think anything into existence.