Games Deal breaker game

[LiveSlowDieFast]

Deal breaker, all 3 of these aren't that useful if you've got a flu, especially breathing underwater

They're the love of your life, the perfect match and you two love each other deeply and truly. While your relationship may go through ups and downs it's nothing out of the ordinary. They will also always be faithful to you and try their best to be there for you whenever you need them, buuuut...

They're also involved in some "shady" business. Every once in a while they'll be gone for a day or two, always returning noticeably agitated and nervous. They refuse to tell you what went on because they don't want to endanger you, but you can tell that it must have been some heavy (but also lucrative) things they did. Also, sometimes dodgy looking types will knock at your door looking for them and you're never sure if they're friends or "friends" of them.

 

[MissNietzsche]

Uhh, it depends if it's illegal or not. If it's not illegal, then not a dealbreaker. Honestly, I just wouldn't want them to risk going to jail and leaving me forever. In fact, the dude I talked to recently was half like that anyway hahah; he won't tell me exactly what he does because of "confidentiality reasons"

You get your dream partner, but you also turn blind.

 

[Jane Doe 13]

Deal breaker
You need to fake your own death and start your life all over again so you can live in your ideal place.

 

[Myforevercharlie]

Not a deal-breaker.

You get a huge bag of money, enough the life your life comfortably... but also a screaming headache until your dying day

 

[jodes2]

Deal breaker

The person you're going to marry only does anal sex. Only.

 

[causingkeep]

Not a deal breaker.

You inherent $50k from a deceased distant relative but only under the condition you care for her 120 living tarantulas.

 

[FieldsofLavender]

Deal breaker, ehehe.

You can shapeshift to any form, but whatever form you take, everyone around you will be hopelessly in love with you in the most clingy, possessive, stalker-y way.

 

[jodes2]

Not deal breaker

You find the love of your life but their MIL is an intrusive narcissistic controlling POS that interferes with everything and comes round every day to lecture both of you and criticise everything

 

[Myforevercharlie]

If we move far far away, no, otherwise yes.

A smoking partner while you're a non smoker. Deal-breaker?

 

[jodes2]

Not deal breaker

Partner criticising you 10 times a day

 

[Forever Sleep]

Deal breaker

Calorific and fat values can change where junk food no longer puts on weight but only if healthy food does instead.

 

[Csmith8827]

Not a deal breaker.

The world's problems are all cured somehow (i.e. no world hunger, no wars, no diseases, no homelessness, etc...) But everyone turns into a total bitch and so your basically living in a world with a bunch of snobby assholes that you try to avoid all day. On top of it they torment you and treat you like shit...

 

[nico_wren]

Very hard, but I'm gonna go with deal breaker

What if the partner you were with was extremely nice half the time, but very critical the other half of the time?

 

[jodes2]

Not a deal breaker

What if your partner never gave you cuddles

 

[Forever Sleep]

Deal breaker

You gain the ability to cure anyone's pain but you have to take that pain on for half a day.

 

[stermc]

Not a deal breaker

Being in a polyamorous relationship

 

[jodes2]

Deal breaker

Not being able to have sex

 

[stermc]

Deal breaker

Being a psychopath

 

[Unending]

Deal breaker,

You go to the convenience store to buy your favorite drink but they only sell it in bubblegum flavor

 

[jodes2]

Mmm bubblegum not a deal breaker

You get a job and everyone that works there is the same sex as you

 

[stermc]

Not a deal breaker (it would be awesome tbh)

Having a mini cow (those fluffy lil babies) and treat them as dogs

 

[jodes2]

Not a deal breaker

Going to a shop in July and they're playing Xmas music

 

[Princess777]

Not a dealbreaker, if its not everydqy

You Meet the Perfect person for you but she/he's so ill you can hardly do anything with him/her

 

[stermc]

Not a deal breaker

you and your partner want to live together but they want to take their mom too

 

[jodes2]

Deal breaker!

You go to McDonald's and they don't have any ketchup

 

[stermc]

Not a deal breaker

You go to McDonald's and they order salad

 

[Forever Sleep]

Not a deal breaker.

You can have the most lavish holiday imagineable but you can only take one week off for the whole year.

 

[jodes2]

Not a deal breaker

You buy a pizza but you have to eat it with a knife and fork

 

[Unsure and Useless]

Not a deal breaker

You meet the most gorgeous person in the world who feels as if they are your soulmate. They're also a huge masochist.

 

[jodes2]

Not a deal breaker

You meet a nice girl but she's obsessed with gaming and social media