NSFW death from masturbation

[Deleted member 94706]

Opinion on jerking yourself off to death? Is it a reliable method? How many times would I have to jerk off to die.

 

[mrnamoshi]

bruh you making me burst laughing out lol.

I don't think it's realiable, after 3 - 5 time you ejaculate even if you getting harder it's hard to ejaculate again because you're not horny anymore.

 

[eashanm]

Good question

 

[sometimesoon]

depends if you have a rope around your neck and pass out with a grin on your face

 

[pain6batch9]

You might be killed by someone who hasn't jerked off enough, in an act of sexual frustration. I would recommend a good ol' wank at least once a week.

Edit: There are those that find other ways to relieve this frustration. (Like chess, or sports.)

 

[sorlox]

idk when, but i've heard about one dude, who died after jerking off 43 times. idk if this story true or not

 

[Deleted member 94706]

bruh you making me burst laughing out lol.

I don't think it's realiable, after 3 - 5 time you ejaculate even if you getting harder it's hard to ejaculate again because you're not horny anymore.

push through the pain

 

[rozeske]

Not reliable, though there are reports of 42 and 56. I don't know why they kept count or how authorities figured it out.

 

[Deleted member 94706]

what you stopped jerking off for a month so you would be really horny and then one day tried to jerk off as much as possible

You might be killed by someone who hasn't jerked off enough, in an act of sexual frustration. I would recommend a good ol' wank at least once a week.

Edit: There are those that find other ways to relieve this frustration. (Like chess, or sports.)

what if i locked someone in a room so they can't masturbate or have sex for months then release them so they would be so horny that they would fuck me to death

 

[NaturalSelection]

I don't know why they kept count or how authorities figured it out.

Get him NOW

 

[Lady Laudanum]

Exactly 69420 times

 

[locked*n*loaded]

Good question

How?

It's a non-serious question only deserving non-serious responses, AT BEST.

 

[Deleted member 94706]

How?

It's a non-serious question only deserving non-serious responses, AT BEST.

this is imporant

 

[Lady Laudanum]

How?

It's a non-serious question only deserving non-serious responses, AT BEST.

Because suicidal people still have a sense of humor

 

[pain6batch9]

Because suicidal people still have a sense of humor

I've always thought comedy is a useful tool in my arsenal against my depression. When I'm feeling really bad, it sometimes doesn't work. But if it's borderline, I'll often watch stand up to bring me up a bit. Doesn't always work, like I say, but it can do.

 

[Ol Messier 87]

If you are prone to heart failure, one time might be enough. I don't know if you could call this suicide though.

 

[Plato'sCaveDweller]

idk when, but i've heard about one dude, who died after jerking off 43 times. idk if this story true or not

i was just about to comment this. that guy had an inhuman libido. but i'm guessing for this "method" to work, you'd have to absolutely wear the fuck out of your heart. and that is so unlikely unless you're just an unbelievably horny individual with a bottomless pit of sexual energy to draw from LOL

 

[Deleted member 94706]

i was just about to comment this. that guy had an inhuman libido. but i'm guessing for this "method" to work, you'd have to absolutely wear the fuck out of your heart. and that is so unlikely unless you're just an unbelievably horny individual with a bottomless pit of sexual energy to draw from LOL

take boner pills and testosterone
make yourself horny as possible

 

[Plato'sCaveDweller]

take boner pills and testosterone
make yourself horny as possible

damn, i didn't even think of taking testosterone. that might actually work tbh, but isn't there more involved with horniness than just T? i can't imagine low-T men aren't horny very often. In fact, in an era where a lot of men are being tested as low-T, there are more gooners than ever. so idk

 

[Lady Laudanum]

take boner pills and testosterone
make yourself horny as possible

Hear me out, jerk off after taking SN to go out in a blaze of glory

 

[teddy]

Opinion on jerking yourself off to death? Is it a reliable method? How many times would I have to jerk off to die.

i think that would be the greatest way to go. although it seems like it'd be a little painful towards the end. this made me laugh, thank you

 

[CatLvr]

Hear me out, jerk off after taking SN to go out in a blaze of glory

Be my luck I'd take my last breath right before I came. Then I'd be perpetually frustrated!

 

[Plato'sCaveDweller]

Hear me out, jerk off after taking SN to go out in a blaze of glory

oh man, lmao. i'm gonna be doing SN and I can't imagine busting a nut just as I'm about to vomit. or maybe vomit and nut at the same time for the ultimate bodily fluid expulsion experience.

honestly? this may actually cause cardiac arrest or a heart attack. SN increases your heart rate up to 200 beats per minute, and so does sexual activity. that actually may be a bit too much for one's heart.

 

[Lady Laudanum]

Be my luck I'd take my last breath right before I came. Then I'd be perpetually frustrated!

You would be coming and going at the same time.

 

[CatLvr]

You would be coming and going at the same time.

 

[Lady Laudanum]

what if i locked someone in a room so they can't masturbate or have sex for months then release them so they would be so horny that they would fuck me to death

I'll fuck your corpse back to life and ruin your CTB attempt

 

[Yarani]

Hear me out, jerk off after taking SN to go out in a blaze of glory

Well, I tried to resist for hours now, but that was too much.
This is where I would like to remind everyone of this incredible thread:

Masturbation to help with SN ingestion.

***Hopefully this thread can become a useful exploration/resource into this subject for anyone mature enough*** For context, here is some background on why I posted this. I am a weed & porn addict & I masturbate a lot…something like 10 times a day when high. When untake these "sessions" I've...

sanctioned-suicide.net

Good day to you, ladies and gentlemen.

 

[Ironborn]

If it was a viable method I would have kicked the bucket years ago.

 

[Lady Laudanum]

If it was a viable method I would have kicked the bucket years ago.

Don't kick the bucket. You need it to catch your cummies.

 

[CatLvr]

Well, I tried to resist for hours now, but that was too much.
This is where I would like to remind everyone of this incredible thread:

Masturbation to help with SN ingestion.

***Hopefully this thread can become a useful exploration/resource into this subject for anyone mature enough*** For context, here is some background on why I posted this. I am a weed & porn addict & I masturbate a lot…something like 10 times a day when high. When untake these "sessions" I've...

sanctioned-suicide.net

Good day to you, ladies and gentlemen.

Things I didn't know I wanted to "research". Men are such amazing creatures.