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WhatDoesTheFoxSay?

WhatDoesTheFoxSay?

Hold your head high, and your middle finger higher
Dec 25, 2020
1,139
Spending all of your current assets on McDonald's and eating all that McDonald's in one sitting.
Alive, but 10/10 would gorge myself to death on Kentucky's.

(If you were a werewolf)

Offer to be skinned alive so that they can make a stitchless fur coat.
 
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Dr Iron Arc

Into the Unknown
Feb 10, 2020
21,206
Alive, even as a werewolf I don't think I'd quite accept being skinned alive just give me a silver bullet. :ahhha:

As a vampire: eating tons of Garlic bread, Garlic fries, and spaghetti with extra garlic. Oh and in broad daylight with not a cloud in the sky nor shade to lurk under.
 
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WhatDoesTheFoxSay?

WhatDoesTheFoxSay?

Hold your head high, and your middle finger higher
Dec 25, 2020
1,139
As a vampire: eating tons of Garlic bread, Garlic fries, and spaghetti with extra garlic. Oh and in broad daylight with not a cloud in the sky nor shade to lurk under.
Alive, because I'd probably be 1) nauseous to the pit of my stomach and 2) the butt of (culinary) jokes as a bag of garlic roasting under the sun.

DIY acupuncture: become a human pincushion by inserting needles into every possible acupoint.
 
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Dr Iron Arc

Dr Iron Arc

Into the Unknown
Feb 10, 2020
21,206
Alive, I'm pretty sure there's some points I wouldn't even be able to reach on my own not to mention I really hate needles.

Taking a so-called "depression vaccine" that's supposed to remove all sadness and suicidal urges but clinical trials show it has a 70% mortality rate.
 
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WhatDoesTheFoxSay?

WhatDoesTheFoxSay?

Hold your head high, and your middle finger higher
Dec 25, 2020
1,139
Taking a so-called "depression vaccine" that's supposed to remove all sadness and suicidal urges but clinical trials show it has a 70% mortality rate.
Dead, because why not? Sign me up.

(In medieval Europe)

Challenge the Pope's authority and be condemned to burn at the stake.
 
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Dr Iron Arc

Dr Iron Arc

Into the Unknown
Feb 10, 2020
21,206
Alive, if I were around back then I probably wouldn't feel the need to question the church anyway without a good reason. Plus I'm not getting burned lol...

You eat a piece of food that was dropped on the ground and unknowingly left there for more than five seconds, thus rendering it lethal.
 
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HikiKomoriF0rDecade

Member
May 25, 2022
19
Alive

Discussing women rights with Taliban in-person.
 
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Euthanza

Euthanza

Self Righteous Suicide
Jun 9, 2022
1,431
This thread be like
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Alive

Discussing women rights with Taliban in-person.

Dead
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Hoping trickle down economy effect on my bank account
 
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bowtown

Member
Jul 15, 2022
32
Shake your head until you collapse
 
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Suspect_Device

Student
Jul 10, 2022
139
Dead.

Eat at Long John Silvers (including breakfast) for an entire month.
 
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castler

castler

Enlightened
Jul 11, 2022
1,206
Dead

Decapitated
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suicidalwillreturn

Member
Aug 2, 2022
92
Alive

Tetanus Infection due to rat bite
 
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jodes2

jodes2

Hello people ❤️
Aug 28, 2022
7,737
Alive

Death by starvation
 
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Alabama_death

Member
Sep 17, 2022
31
Alive

Surviving a gunshot because the bullet got stuck. Instead dying of a bee sting at the same time, because you're allergic
 
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jodes2

jodes2

Hello people ❤️
Aug 28, 2022
7,737
Dead.

Shaving off hair and choking on it while trying to swallow
 
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UnlimitedPain

Looking For The End!!
Nov 5, 2022
317
Alive I 🤔 not much hair on me atm just got a trim

Snorkelling in a coral reef when a giant bucket scopes water including you up without you knowing to pour out a bush fire
 
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makethepainstop

makethepainstop

Visionary
Sep 16, 2022
2,032
Break into the lion's enclosure at the local zoo, while carrying a bible turned to the book of Daniel and thinking that the lions will not eat you because your name is Danny!
 
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jodes2

jodes2

Hello people ❤️
Aug 28, 2022
7,737
Strap yourself to London dungeon's rack
 
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WhenTheyCry

WhenTheyCry

Experienced
Jun 25, 2022
270
Dead

Eaten by crocodiles
 
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Unlovable98

Unlovable98

I wish I was lovable
Sep 7, 2022
28
Alive. too painful.

Intentionally exposing yourself to radiation.
 
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oneeyed

Specialist
Oct 11, 2022
338
Alive. Don't think lsd is actually all that toxic but you would lose your mind if it didn't work.

Use a giant rubber band like Wyle E Coyote to propel yourself into a wall.
 
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Csmith8827

Csmith8827

Don't you listen to your heart? (Listen to it...)
Oct 26, 2019
905
Alive. Don't think lsd is actually all that toxic but you would lose your mind if it didn't work.

Use a giant rubber band like Wyle E Coyote to propel yourself into a wall.
Alive. I did it already but it wasn't a rubber band...it was a drug overdose and I've been scarred for life ever since! (The cartoon reference is highly relevant though...kids and drugs these)

Meth Overdose?
 
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Unending

Enlightened
Nov 5, 2022
1,517
Alive, uppers are just not my thing in any context lol (other than the mild stimulant, caffeine, of course)

Dive out of an aircraft at highest altitudes as if you were aiming for a swimming pool?
 
Csmith8827

Csmith8827

Don't you listen to your heart? (Listen to it...)
Oct 26, 2019
905
Alive. Geronimo is too badass of a concept to kill me. (and a badass song as well if you have spotify then here...the artwork is badass....https://open.spotify.com/track/3VAwH0vRDwvKl8jRVnQU0w?si=yIWaQSBpQF-tsONZSjtR7Q)

Umm...Getting in a fist fight with some overpowered thug/psycho in prison? (Like he's wayyy stronger and crazier than you?)
 
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ts0hill

Victim of the pharmaceutical industry
Oct 17, 2020
100
Dead.
Get a pet cow but it accidentally sits on you
 
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