NSFW Exposing Genitalia In Combination With Hanging

[BeansOfRequirement]

One of the risks with partial and full suspension in a public place such as the woods, is someone cutting you down or hoisting you up. Would this risk be lowered by pulling your pants down and exposing the genitals? This would give people an instinctual "ew, wtf, let me get out of here"-reaction, leading to them calling the authorities and walking away rather than "rEsCuInG" the attempter. This would surely give you an extra ten minutes of hanging before the cops/medics show up, no?

What do you reckon? Do you have any similar ideas when it comes to risk mitigation with full suspension or partial?

 

[LifeIsAChore11]

If you weren't so established here, I'd think you're trolling lol.

But I do actually see the logic. Think of it like this: Anything that puts the odds more in your favor, like more favorable cards in the deck in a card game, you might as well do so. That extra advantage of your exposed privates could come in handy just in case, as you say.

 

[fred farkle]

isnt that what david carradine did?

 

[UterEntonaur]

If it's in the woods.... why not just wear a sign around your neck saying "It's a prank bro - your on an hidden-camera show! If you find the hidden camera there's £100 cash prize stashed underneath it"?

 

[signifying nothing]

All I can think in response to your post is - bees.

 

[shy]

This and rubbing yourself down with your own feces, not sure if that really is enough to appall a good Samaritan though.

 

[Carrotcake]

I mean if I saw someone hanging with their pants down I'd assume they'd have a choking kink and took their sexy time too far.

Which would mean they weren't trying to die, so extra motivation to rescue/call for help.

 

[A Desperate Fool]

All I can think in response to your post is - bees.

 

[GarageKarate07]

One of the risks with partial and full suspension in a public place such as the woods, is someone cutting you down or hoisting you up. Would this risk be lowered by pulling your pants down and exposing the genitals? This would give people an instinctual "ew, wtf, let me get out of here"-reaction, leading to them calling the authorities and walking away rather than "rEsCuInG" the attempter. This would surely give you an extra ten minutes of hanging before the cops/medics show up, no?

What do you reckon? Do you have any similar ideas when it comes to risk mitigation with full suspension or partial?

LOL like a booby trap on your person! Too many ways to do this that would be comical and immoral at the same time. You could cover yourself with poo. You could dress up like a Satanist with makeup and the whole deal. You could wear high heels or dress like you left a wedding as a bride or groom. You could dress like a super hero. You could lay mouse traps under you. You could draw a treasure map on your bare torso. You could dress yourself to look like a pinata. In seriousness being nude could buy you some time. There is always that one hero that will try to help despite any method of deterrent.

 

[lofticries]

LOL like a booby trap on your person! Too many ways to do this that would be comical and immoral at the same time. You could cover yourself with poo. You could dress up like a Satanist with makeup and the whole deal. You could wear high heels or dress like you left a wedding as a bride or groom. You could dress like a super hero. You could lay mouse traps under you. You could draw a treasure map on your bare torso. You could dress yourself to look like a pinata.

This might work if its Halloween.

Body Hanging from Tree Mistaken for Halloween Decoration

www.wboc.com

she didn't even dress up in a costume.

 

[Mentalmick]

Once I'd stopped laughing at your twitching body, I would punch you right in the balls. Then I would contemplate what I'd done, come to the conclusion it was pointless, so I would then set you on fire and bury you in a shallow grave. Then I would return to my domain deep within the woods, secure in the knowledge that Will Smith is a cunt.

 

[DeadButDreaming]

Don't male hanging victims often get an erection? Passersby might worry you're going to shoot a load on them. But if they're wearing their raincoats they might attempt a rescue anyway.

 

[Jumper Geo]

Thanks, I needed this thread today, lol you would have thought seeing a body hanging from a tree would be enough to frighten the life out of them. Be careful of the woods you use it could be used by members of the public that might get excited seeing a willy hanging from a tree.

I considered hanging and my contingency plan was to have a tattoo on my chest saying DO NOT RESUSCITATE.

Cheers

Geo

 

[BeansOfRequirement]

I considered hanging and my contingency plan was to have a tattoo on my chest saying DO NOT RESUSCITATE.

This is epic. If I get a tattoo it will be this one, with some gang weed meme in there somehow for the lols.

If you weren't so established here, I'd think you're trolling lol.

Oh, I'm apparently not "established" at all.

 

[Worndown]

Dress like a clown. Nobody would resuscitate hanging a clown.

 

[Symbiote]

Aren't you afraid of some squirrel mistaking your balls for low-hanging fruit that he can gnaw on? Might be the most action you've ever gotten down there, but still....

 

[BeansOfRequirement]

Aren't you afraid of some squirrel mistaking your balls for low-hanging fruit that he can gnaw on? Might be the most action you've ever gotten down there, but still....

You'll regret that.

 

[Mentalmick]

Dress like a clown. Nobody would resuscitate hanging a clown.

No you'd hang on just to make sure. "But it's only a costume...choke...gurgle" "tell it to Satan when you get there, scumbag"

 

[popcorn]

i do believe your bowels would empty and your legs would be covered in piss also that should be a deterrent enough


but if you do go without pants males get an erection because of the blood pooling in the lower half, lol so have fun with that

 

[LONE WOLF.]

Once I'd stopped laughing at your twitching body, I would punch you right in the balls. Then I would contemplate what I'd done, come to the conclusion it was pointless, so I would then set you on fire and bury you in a shallow grave. Then I would return to my domain deep within the woods, secure in the knowledge that Will Smith is a cunt.

EPIC!!! :-)

 

[Symbiote]

If you're dead anyways hanging on a tree, the last thing people want to do is cut you down and render CPR. They'll just call the authorities and let them fondle your corpse, take photos, and retrace your last moments. Could make it easier on them by having a bottle of lotion and a Hustler magazine at your feet to make them think you Carradine'd yourself.

 

[Mentalmick]

fondle your corpse,

I bet the dirty sods do that.

 

[Symbiote]

I bet the dirty sods do that.

Before I got married, I always thought that I got more touchy-feely action from the TSA every time I went to the airport. Forensic people will love opening you up and feeling you on the inside while playing the song from Toy Story, "You got a friend in me"

 

[TriggerHappy]

when i went through my 'climb a tree / tie a noose around my neck / & leap into the next life' phase a friend gave me a vintage 70's glitter t-shirt that says 'Joy for Jesus' - it's like wearing a lepper's bell!

I will print & send you a shirt that says ""Jesus Saves - Just leave me Alone!"" might be worth the try...

 

[WornOutLife]

Lol I never thought of this.

 

[hahabye]

Maybe just do it during the night in a more distant part of the woods...? That doesn't leave too many chances that someone carrying a knife/scissors and willing to rescue you would just stumble into you.

Unless you really want to die with your pants off, no judgement.

 

[Worndown]

Or just say the end is here, leave me alone as this was my choice. Easier to make sure you have 30 minutes alone so the body can follow the mind and nobody can bring you back.

 

[oneanonymous]

You could always do a little special effects with makeup and wear a sign saying do not touch, because you have a very painful, infectious and slowly fatal skin disease or something. That would make me think twice.

 

[NoSurprises]

I dont know if having your dick/vagina exposed is worse than having a wire of shit hanging from your ass

let's face it, dying is ugly business

 

[Makko]

If you set yourself on fire while hanging and I pass by, I'd first have to make bbq before rescuing you. You might also want to scatter coins or rice grains around yourself so that any vampire who wants to rescue you has to count them first. Different things distract different people and you need to prepare for all the eventualities.