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maniac116

maniac116

My own worst enemy🌹💔
Aug 10, 2024
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I tried to kill myself by hanging with a bungee cord...
I kept almost dying.
My wife ran off with my best friend....
I still miss him! 😔
 
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Darkover

Darkover

Angelic
Jul 29, 2021
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i have a joke about depression, but it always gets a bad reaction.
 
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Defenestration

I want to have the courage to defenestrate myself
Oct 25, 2020
1,269
I love also memes
 
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EvisceratedJester

|| What Else Could I Be But a Jester ||
Oct 21, 2023
3,737
If you remove the "e" and "h" from the word "earth" and put an "f" in front of it you get fart.


Calm down liberals, it's just dark humour.
 
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Lost Magic

Lost Magic

Illuminated
May 5, 2020
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Funny
This was before the attempt. Is this dark enough? lol
 
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My own worst enemy🌹💔
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UnrulyNightmare

UnrulyNightmare

Wanderer
Jul 3, 2024
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Livelaughtoasterbath 1
Can't help but loving it 🤣😅
 
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maniac116

My own worst enemy🌹💔
Aug 10, 2024
979
An author tells his friend "I'm thinking of killing off the main character in the book I'm writing".
His friend asks "what type of book is it?"......
"It's an autobiography"🤪
 
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UnrulyNightmare

UnrulyNightmare

Wanderer
Jul 3, 2024
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You don't need a parachute to go skydiving.
You need a parachute if you want to go skydiving twice
 
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Demian

Experienced
Mar 25, 2024
236
The Last Resort organization, promoter of the assisted suicide capsule, has a record of zero complaints from its clients.
 
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maniac116

My own worst enemy🌹💔
Aug 10, 2024
979
Why does it take 100 million sperm to fertilize one egg?

Because they won't stop to ask for directions
 
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not-2-b-the-answer

not-2-b-the-answer

Archangel
Mar 23, 2018
9,553
Love this one from SNL :

SNL, Michael Che reported a 118-year-old nun had passed and the cause of death was listed as 'answered prayers.'

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
 
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UnrulyNightmare

Wanderer
Jul 3, 2024
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Ducttape. It can't fix stupid, but it can muffle the sound.
 
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UnrulyNightmare

Wanderer
Jul 3, 2024
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Let's keep the thread going 😁

The guy who stole my diary died.
My thoughts are with his family.
 
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maniac116

My own worst enemy🌹💔
Aug 10, 2024
979
Mom told me to stop telling suicide jokes...
I told her "don't worry mom. Suicide is the last thing I would do"

Suicide is considered wrong by some people but if you jump off a bridge and yell "parkor!" its a failed stunt😁

I want to be a Christmas ornament because I would always be hanging🤣
 
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UnrulyNightmare

Wanderer
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I told my psychiatrist that I'd been hearing voices. He told me that I don't have a psychiatrist.

As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe a career as a tour guide was not the right choice.
 
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not-2-b-the-answer

Archangel
Mar 23, 2018
9,553
Family Guy:

Stewie:

Forecast for tomorrow....
A few sprinkles of genius, with a chance of DOOM ! 😁
 
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maniac116

My own worst enemy🌹💔
Aug 10, 2024
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The more suicidal people there are...
The fewer suicidal people there are 🤔
 
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kat6

a cloud of smoke trying to occupy space
Sep 25, 2024
82
Every time I make a suicide joke irl and people go "that's not funny. It's not a joke", I follow up with "my apologies, I'll see myself out". 💀
 
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UnrulyNightmare

Wanderer
Jul 3, 2024
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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter. He's not coming either way.

I was reading a great book about an immortal cat the other day. It was impossible to put down.
 
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UnrulyNightmare

Wanderer
Jul 3, 2024
230
"Just say no to drugs!" Well, if I'm talking to my drugs, I probably already said yes.
 
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sos

sos

Specialist
Jul 22, 2024
312
this isnt dark enough for me

can someone make a darker than dark jokes thread
 
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heliophobic

Memento Mori
Jan 29, 2024
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maniac116

My own worst enemy🌹💔
Aug 10, 2024
979
Mom told me sister to stop telling suicide jokes...
Sister said " don't worry mom, I'll stop soon". 🌹💔
 
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UnrulyNightmare

Wanderer
Jul 3, 2024
230
Where did the suicide bomber go after he died?


Everywhere
 
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Lady Laudanum

Lady Laudanum

Here for a bad time, not a long time
May 9, 2024
808
this isnt dark enough for me

can someone make a darker than dark jokes thread
No because then it'll get shot up by the police for being too dark
 
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sos

sos

Specialist
Jul 22, 2024
312
No because then it'll get shot up by the police for being too dark
press x to doubt

im sure that itll require a darker than the darkest than dark jokes thread
 
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user6932

Member
Sep 7, 2024
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Ever heard of reverse exorcism? When the devil orders the priest to exit the child body.
 
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Lost Magic

Lost Magic

Illuminated
May 5, 2020
3,165
I had to share this one haha
In there
 
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