How reliable is the train method

[LastDayOnEarth]

Jumping in front of a train seems to be very reliable. Anyone who has researched the success rate ?

 

[Rainbow Dash]

Ive seen a lot of gore videos.
Mostly cctv from pakistan and india.

Looks efficient to me if done like they do and run and head dive into the wheel thingies and squishy,

Problem is...

Getting into position and second thoughts when feeling the vibration when head is on the track.

Also they throw themselves head first into 18 wheeler trucks and yeah that seems decent too but sadly i dont have the balls for that.

 

[Parasitism]

I don't know numbers but I've seen enough gore videos where someone is cut in half at the waist, and very much alive, to know there's a right way and a wrong way to do it.

 

[Worndown]

You have a 100% chance of supplying the train crew with trauma. That is pretty reliable!