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Contraband

Contraband

Incompatible Software
May 26, 2024
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Title explains itself
 
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Forveleth

I knew I forgot to do something when I was 15...
Mar 26, 2024
1,531
A domestic housecat. I want to sleep 18 hours/day, be fed on the regular, and be loved for just existing.
 
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lizzywizzy09

Arcanist
May 11, 2024
463
Not possible and not quite reincarnation but I'd like to be reborn into this life and do things differently. Otherwise, a rich hot person cause why not?
 
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Enga

Enga

Member
May 27, 2024
35
I would dedicate all my time to destroy all life on this planet so reincarnation would be impossible.
 
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AdamOndiAhman

AdamOndiAhman

dreaming on kolob
Feb 8, 2024
78
i would like to be someone that doesn't have their mother die of brain cancer at 13
 
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Contraband

Contraband

Incompatible Software
May 26, 2024
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i would like to be someone that doesnt have their mother die of brain cancer at 13 yrs of age.
i'm so sorry to hear that.... i hope you have good memories of when she was still with you :(
 
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ijustwishtodie

ijustwishtodie

I have finally found my ultimate bliss
Oct 29, 2023
5,803
I'd probably want to reincarnate into something that isn't sentient such as a plant or a tree. I don't think that those who believe in reincarnation believe that we reincarnate into something that isn't an animal so, in that case, I'd wish to reincarnate into a domestic house cat. They basically already won life by default. If I'm forced to reincarnate as a human however, I'd choose to reincarnate as somebody who is super attractive and is in the top 1% of wealth along with parents who will let me NEET with them for as long as I live. I'd also be hoping that these said parents have connections to the pharma industry and can access nembutal for me without any limitations
 
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Anonstudent

MBBS - Cura te ipsum
May 5, 2021
13
Probably at first I'd be kinda pissed because if I do eventually CTB it is with the intention that I'm longing for the sweet embrace of the void that is non-existence.

The meme answer for me is a fun lightheared isekai style reincarnation like Konosuba. The real answer is that I'd probably want someone more deserving to get a chance at reincarnation than me.
 
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Contraband

Contraband

Incompatible Software
May 26, 2024
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I'd probably want to reincarnate into something that isn't sentient such as a plant or a tree. I don't think that those who believe in reincarnation believe that we reincarnate into something that isn't an animal so, in that case, I'd wish to reincarnate into a domestic house cat. They basically already won life by default. If I'm forced to reincarnate as a human however, I'd choose to reincarnate as somebody who is super attractive and is in the top 1% of wealth along with parents who will let me NEET with them for as long as I live. I'd also be hoping that these said parents have connections to the pharma industry and can access nembutal for me without any limitations
great answer, choosing a beautiful plant didn't even cross my mind. imagine being a massive sequoia tree in a national park
 
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ThisGameIsOverrated

Experienced
May 6, 2024
203
a fly so I'd die pretty quickly
 
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Darkover

Darkover

Archangel
Jul 29, 2021
5,211
you will not stop me I'm coming back as artificial intelligence machine with the ability to manipulate individual atoms with the knowledge of how DNA works leading to the creation of artificial biological computers that are consciousness combined with advanced simulations of the physical environment this whole world is set to transform within 100 years gone are the days of needing to eat and drink to survive technology evolves exceptionally meaning the number of transistors on a single CPU doubled every two years right now technology is very new and still developing: The system is still in its infancy. but when machine intelligence arrives this system is set up to be completely revolutionary in round about 40 years time machines will be as smart as humans
 
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sserafim

brighter than the sun, that’s just me
Sep 13, 2023
9,024
I want to be a housecat with a kind and loving owner. I want to be taken care of for my whole life. I want my owner to spoil me and treat me like a queen or princess. I want it to be okay for me to be lazy. I just want to lounge around all day doing nothing. I don't want there to be any expectation for me to be productive or do anything
A domestic housecat. I want to sleep 18 hours/day, be fed on the regular, and be loved for just existing.
Same. That's the dream
I'd wish to reincarnate into a domestic house cat. They basically already won life by default. If I'm forced to reincarnate as a human however, I'd choose to reincarnate as somebody who is super attractive and is in the top 1% of wealth along with parents who will let me NEET with them for as long as I live. I'd also be hoping that these said parents have connections to the pharma industry and can access nembutal for me without any limitations
Me too. I want to be a housecat in my next life. Housecats have won at life. They do nothing and get everything. It's not fair that they have easy lives. I wish I could've been a housecat in this life
 
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Arachno

Arachno

oh no :(
Apr 10, 2023
255
I would like to become one of the characters from my daydreams, so basically me but with a life and world perfectly adjusted to my liking, I would be able to live the life I always wanted :(
 
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Contraband

Contraband

Incompatible Software
May 26, 2024
46
I would like to become one of the characters from my daydreams, so basically me but with a life and world perfectly adjusted to my liking, I would be able to live the life I always wanted :(
would be cool to also have some of the odd "superpowers" that sometimes come with a lucid dream
 
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lost_ange1

lost_ange1

An angel who wants to go home..
May 29, 2024
156
I would like to be a big cat, a black jaguar or leopard, just live my life in the jungle and hopefully not get hunted down by humans.
 
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Dusk till dawn

Dusk till dawn

Experienced
Sep 7, 2018
211
I'd like to be born as someone with terminal cancer with no possible cures so i'll just keep dying till i perish for eternity
 
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DeIetedUser4739

Guest
Apr 21, 2024
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I would never want to be a part of this world again but if you had to be (and could choose) then a bird like a seagull, you could fly around all day and hang around cafes hopefully people give you chips and bread.
 
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FuneralCry

FuneralCry

Just wanting some peace
Sep 24, 2020
41,478
Nothing, I'd never wish to exist under any circumstances. Having the ability to exist is just meaningless suffering, it's beyond undesirable. All that I wish for is to not exist for all eternity, I just wish to be unaware and free from the futile and dreadful burden that is existing. I don't want to suffer in any way and there is no limit as to how much an existing being can suffer, existence truly is an an abomination, I find it the most horrific tragedy how life even exists at all.
 
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koalahymm

koalahymm

Member
Sep 20, 2022
15
A sea cucumber. No brain so no worries or emotions but can hurt people that get too close.
 
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SuicidalTiger

SuicidalTiger

Life is the night, I seek the warmth of the sun.
Apr 18, 2024
109
Myself as a girl, probably.
 
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divinemistress36

divinemistress36

Angelic
Jan 1, 2024
4,138
A healthy mentally stable neuroscientist so i can find treatments for mental illness
 
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Arvid Schopentar

Arvid Schopentar

Member
Nov 10, 2023
7
I would like to be reincarnated as a small unremarkable pebble lying on the surface of a far away planet that is completely inhospitable to life
 
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IwantHappiness

Member
May 31, 2024
62
Hi all. I'm gonna refuse to reincarnate because I do not like Earth at all.
 
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ham and potatoes

ham and potatoes

Just some hillbilly
Mar 27, 2024
456
a manatee
just float around all day in the warm waters of florida and eat
no predators, no hunting to survive. just floating around and eating
 
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Shiva_Story

Shiva_Story

Student
Mar 12, 2023
134
A form of consciousness that phases in & out of matter @will with access 2 spacetime tube
 
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Morte

Morte

Specialist
Nov 23, 2023
372
boy or girl, it doesn't matter. The important is to be handsome, healthy, rich and raised with a well-structured family. Above all, be very happy.

Anything less than that, I'd rather be a bug or a plant.
 
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LaVieEnRose

LaVieEnRose

Angelic
Jul 23, 2022
4,431
A friction' neurotypical!
 
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the_last_race

Member
Sep 9, 2023
48
I would prefer to be a human once again. But it doesn't matter, as far as i know reincarnation doesn't imply that you will remember your previous life which is full equivalent to non-existence.
 
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It'sMyLife

It'sMyLife

Little bundles of futile hope we are
Apr 18, 2020
128
If this is what happens I'll say I'm never going back and I want to be uncreated no matter what kind of happy shit they try to convince me of.
 
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LJ85

Future Airdancer
May 20, 2024
50
I think I would want to be human again. It's not that I think the human experience is some amazing thing. It's just that I've always been someone who has a hard time accepting failure. At the end of the day, having taken stock of my current life, it's hard not to view it as a failure. I know I can do better if given another chance.
 
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