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eatantz

eatantz

I luv dolls
Nov 4, 2023
560
Beautiful, I want to be beautiful and loved
 
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Abyssal

Abyssal

Probably gonna die soon maybe?
Nov 26, 2023
1,331
Born rich enough to never have to work or try in school. Also probably born a man so I don't get born to someone famous and be expected to be a model.
 
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BardBarrie

Specialist
Mar 17, 2024
300
Repeatedly as something non-sentient/non-aware, I don't like being in this reality.
 
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HopeToStay

Member
May 31, 2024
76
Quite happy to come back as myself, just equipped with all the lessons i have learned that are now too late to rectify.
 
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totheendofinfinity

totheendofinfinity

Trust in my self righteous suicide
May 26, 2024
47
I hope reincarnation is real. I'm not picky, just want to be a normal, happy person without mental illness.
 
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callofthevoid_

callofthevoid_

A
May 29, 2024
21
Anything but human. I would love to be a fluffy cat
 
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albstr1403

albstr1403

I’m tired
May 25, 2024
85
a cute twink but without any chronic illness or a housecat
 
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Onelegman

Onelegman

I use a translator
May 24, 2024
552
A domestic housecat. I want to sleep 18 hours/day, be fed on the regular, and be loved for just existing.
The same, with an added peculiarity, that they let me or I can leave the house 🐈🏠
 
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FallFromGrace

FallFromGrace

Too Little, Too Late
Jun 4, 2024
44
Honestly, if I get to be picky, I'd like to just have another shot at being a beautiful human being.
 
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2806

Member
May 13, 2024
10
As human. Rich, attractive, intelligent and raised in healthy family. That would be dream. If not then something live plant or animal with no sense of pain.
 
Dark Window

Dark Window

Forest Wanderer
Mar 12, 2024
548
Whatever living being doesn't have a conscious experience.
 
leavingthesoultrap

leavingthesoultrap

(ᴗ_ ᴗ。)
Nov 25, 2023
1,212
I am cancelling my subscription to Earth thanks
 
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astonishedturnip

astonishedturnip

Like Christine Chubbuck, but sadder
Jan 16, 2024
227
A rich, beautiful socialite who wants for nothing. Realizing you will spend the rest of your life working demeaning jobs SUCKS.
 
sserafim

sserafim

brighter than the sun, that’s just me
Sep 13, 2023
9,015
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ferrie

ferrie

she/they
May 19, 2024
513
A bunch of people have already said this, but I would want to be a housecat. Mine seems so content with life. It would be nice to just laze around in the sun without any worries
 
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avalonisburning

Cinnamon and sugary, and softly spoken lies
May 12, 2024
124
I'd like to be a plant person on a peaceful, quiet, and verdant planet far away from the Milky Way. Just drinking water and photosynthesizing all day.

Or if that's too fantastical, a stray cat in Istanbul.
 
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lizzywizzy09

Arcanist
May 11, 2024
463
I just want to redo my own life, actually. Knowing what I know now.
 
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Crash_Bash_Dash

Crash_Bash_Dash

Nothing what I used to be
Apr 23, 2024
76
Maybe a bird like a raven or some short of eagle or something who can fly freely in the sky if not a human. If I could be a human then perhaps just a human being with more determination and charisma and less gullibility and maybe wealthier, healhier and successful one who has his self-determined mind and goals. Or perhaps I would be alright as me with different life choices.
 
FakeSmileGuy

FakeSmileGuy

hate myself lol
Apr 16, 2024
43
I want to be a bird :) I want to be able to fly and not give a shit about any human responsibilities
 
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Rockman

Rockman

Experienced
Feb 9, 2020
208
I could reincarnate into a chilling animal. For example a crane. I would relax on one leg and then eat frogs for dinner. Wishing that small motherfuckers they were all bad people who screwed up my previous life.
 
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viljalauss

viljalauss

he/they 22
Aug 22, 2023
190
animal:
cat. no questions there :D
being a house cat could be nice though i don't know that i'd want to be dependent on an owner. also i'd get bored quick. i would love to be a norwegian forest cat (they are so lovely) living in the.. norwegian forest (who would have guessed :D) and getting to travel around to my heart's content. or a service cat - like the cats at the st nicholas monastery in akrotiri (originally imported to fight off snakes), or like the cats people take on ships as their companions

plant: i'm inclined to just go with plants of my favourite scents, which would be rosemary and lavender. or one of two oak trees with an oracle underneath them (like they had at dodona).

i think generally i would be very happy with any form that allows me to be much more a part of the world than i feel now
 
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idk3

Student
Sep 10, 2023
135
Brad Pitt
 
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thealteredmind

thealteredmind

Experienced
Apr 2, 2024
231
me again. but with a few adjustments. no depression for starters. taller too. instead of being born at 7 months I want 9 months.
 
DivineMedicus

DivineMedicus

Vereor Nox
Sep 7, 2020
242
An amorphous mass of vaguely-sentient moloch DNA, capable of communicating only via interpretive dance.

Or a lion. They get to sleep and fuck all day.
 
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sancta-simplicitas

sancta-simplicitas

Arcanist
Dec 14, 2023
466
Something that would guarantee a life free from human contact. Like one of those creepy fishes that live so far below the surface humans can rarely be bothered to travel there.
 
cheyxnn

cheyxnn

Member
May 7, 2024
9
Ok hear me out but a fly

Just think about it right, you have no consciousness so no thoughts nothing just getting to whiz around as a fly. And unlike a bird or any other flying animal that may die some horrific death as prey, they don't feel pain so no risk there. And yes you may be thinking "but fly's are gross" but you have no consciousness to perceive that therefore u won't know or care as a fly. And they end up dying in like a week or so anyways so not like ur stuck as one for the rest of eternity.

I love getting asked this question and am very passionate about my fly and answer lol.
 
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