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Johnnythefox

Johnnythefox

Que sera sera
Nov 11, 2018
3,129
It's been a while since I made a rhyme,
I just don't seem to have the time.
_

It's Johnny here, I've got this joke,
Hold on first, I need to smoke,.

Stop me if you've heard this one,
I made it up, I think it's fun,

It's about some random guy,
And the way he wants to die,

But first can you guess his name,
And we'll have a little game,

It's not too hard, he's young and old
He's bright, he's dumb, he's hot he's cold,

He came on here to CTB,
he's still here, lost at sea,

He started up this long thread,
Asking for help to make him dead,

Shit! I forgot the joke,
I'll just have another smoke.
 
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DepressionsAHo

DepressionsAHo

Heaven gained a new ho
Feb 15, 2019
831
Is his name... Umm... Estaban?
 
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:pfff::pfff::pfff::pfff: Brill
 
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Soon4me

Soon4me

Enlightened
Jun 15, 2018
1,591
Thank you for taking the time to make it rhyme.
 
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