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Make up a song title and i’ll try to add lyrics

Sickofit

Sickofit

Student
Nov 2, 2018
100
worldexploder said:
Sitting on the toilet cuz of those bottom burps
Feeling like I am about to give birth...it hurts
Squeezing, my vains pop, seeing starts, I just can't stop...
From trying

Lord oh lord oh lord what did I ever do to you?
I need some help and my face is turning blue
Was it cuz of of that time I cheating on my wife?
You punishing me as I sit here though the night
I'm crying
I'm dying

One last digital maneuver before I call it a night
Then the turd flew out and splashed me out of spite
Back up in my butt it went
Cracking me up I'm spent



Ok out of ideas lol
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Hahahahhqhahahahaha you are talented!!
 
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worldexploder

worldexploder

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Sep 19, 2018
2,821
littlelungs said:
My Wife Named Gladys
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:pfff:my grandmas name was Gladys. THIS ONE GOES OUT TO HER:pfff:

Your curley gray hair tenders my meatlog
Those horn rimmed glasss melts my calloused cloggs (feet)
You love Alan Jackson? Wait till I sing
You be the sub..and I'll be your fuck King

I'm one glad ass with a wife named Gladys
Her Appalachia's ways make me moist
I'm one glad ass with a wife named Gladys
Her southern cornbred muffles my voice
 
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Safi

Safi

Eine Stück Scheiße ❤
Jul 26, 2018
34
In The Dark
 
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worldexploder

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Sep 19, 2018
2,821
Safi said:
In The Dark
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I feel a goth rock vibe coming off this one

In the dark nobody sees what I do
In the dark I can show what I want to
In the dark do da de da de da
In the dark da do da deeeeeeee

It turns me on just to know it's out
And that your close to me
I can hear your voice and touch your skin
Let it all hang free
 
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T

Taylored

I've figured it out
Sep 20, 2018
321
'Demented Wolf with a chainsaw'
 
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Safi

Safi

Eine Stück Scheiße ❤
Jul 26, 2018
34
worldexploder said:
I feel a goth rock vibe coming off this one

In the dark nobody sees what I do
In the dark I can show what I want to
In the dark do da de da de da
In the dark da do da deeeeeeee

It turns me on just to know it's out
And that your close to me
I can hear your voice and touch your skin
Let it all hang free
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Ahh, now I've got this stuck in my head!! But thanks, you're very creative :'-D
 
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