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BeansOfRequirement

BeansOfRequirement

Man-child, loser, autistic, etc.
Jan 26, 2021
5,784
Woke up to my imaginary girlfriend hugging me and claiming to have "made coffee", I go to the kitchen and there are no signs of anyone having made coffee. Guess I need to become more insane.
 
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Makko

Makko

Iä!
Jan 17, 2021
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Amumu

Amumu

Ctb - temporary solution for a permanent problem
Aug 29, 2020
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Maybe psychedelics can help you reach your goal lmao.
 
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BeansOfRequirement

BeansOfRequirement

Man-child, loser, autistic, etc.
Jan 26, 2021
5,784
She sat on the top of my back while I was doing push-ups and lunges, thank god she doesn't have weight (yet).
 
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BeansOfRequirement

BeansOfRequirement

Man-child, loser, autistic, etc.
Jan 26, 2021
5,784
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BeansOfRequirement

BeansOfRequirement

Man-child, loser, autistic, etc.
Jan 26, 2021
5,784
Your new girlfriend looks easily amused and slightly dangerous
She wakes me up with the bat and forgets to make coffee. She also refuses to remove the emoji one-piece. Have to replace her.
 
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262653

262653

Cluesome
Apr 5, 2018
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Maybe you could get possessed by your girlfriend and make a coffee.
 
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BeansOfRequirement

BeansOfRequirement

Man-child, loser, autistic, etc.
Jan 26, 2021
5,784
Maybe you could get possessed by your girlfriend and make a coffee.
You're a fucking genius, she is with me all the time and only comes out sometimes. Maybe I can hear her voice now and then, maybe she is "the gf, the friend and the cute ghostgirl trinity". I can just copy the tactics of the religious.
 
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death137

death137

miserable
Jun 25, 2020
1,166
Maybe your imaginary friend is here with me. I heard a rumor that they can teleport.
 
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BeansOfRequirement

BeansOfRequirement

Man-child, loser, autistic, etc.
Jan 26, 2021
5,784
Maybe your imaginary friend is here with me. I heard a rumor that they can teleport.
For your own sake, remove this comment.
 
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Makko

Makko

Iä!
Jan 17, 2021
2,430
Imaginary girlfriends cheat too.
 
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death137

death137

miserable
Jun 25, 2020
1,166
For your own sake, remove this comment.
Haha I won't delete it. Since you can't teleport you have to come here by plane and try to delete it. But I doubt you will succeed in taking my phone away from me.
 
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262653

262653

Cluesome
Apr 5, 2018
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I'd allow my girlfriend to have experiences with other people. Variety is good.

Can your girlfriend create shadow clones?
 
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BeansOfRequirement

BeansOfRequirement

Man-child, loser, autistic, etc.
Jan 26, 2021
5,784
And why not? She's a part of myself. What is good for her well-being is usually good for mine. Maybe she'll even teach me a thing or two. And I can summon her whenever I wish anyway.
Just kidding around, each to their own. But if my imaginary gf cheats on me she'll get imaginarily beaten to death.
 
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netrezven

Mage
Dec 13, 2018
515
In my case the coffe should have been in the kitchen for real :) Does anyone else have an imaginary friend that actually has real impact in this world?
 
Sensei

Sensei

剣道家
Nov 4, 2019
6,336
I can honestly say that I wish I had an imaginary friend. Sadly, my imagination doesn't seem to be vivid enough for that to happen.
 
Mentalmick

Mentalmick

IMHOTEP!!!
Nov 30, 2020
2,049
My one keeps telling me to kill people.
 
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KuriGohan&Kamehameha

KuriGohan&Kamehameha

想死不能 - 想活不能
Nov 23, 2020
1,796
I hope she doesn't chase after sasuke instead
 
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